Guy: Do you want to taste my dick?
Dan: What
Guy: i said do u want to taste my drink?
GK
November 30th, 2008 10:34 PM
Dan:you got the stuff
Guy:yea
Dan:Nates dad said that you had the best
Guy:yea i havent seen him around he was my best customer
Gina
November 30th, 2008 10:27 PM
Dan:you got the stuff
Ideasfoitfroje
November 30th, 2008 8:13 PM
The person who chooses the winners, please read this.
I think it would be relly awesome if you gave a 2nd place and a 3rd place! Then we know if ours was close or something. Just shooting an idea.
taylor s.
November 30th, 2008 5:43 PM
Looks like Dan finally found some friends that have less money than him.
Gogett
November 30th, 2008 4:26 PM
Guy: So, You're the writer?!
Dan: Yes, why?
Guy: You look more like a gay-striper.
Dan: And you look more like a fat garbage man then a New York Times literary agent, but do you see me complaining?
jbf
November 30th, 2008 11:16 AM
Dan: Have you seen my sister? She has short blond hair, raccoon eyes, and throws tantrums?
Garbage Guy: Yeah, shes lying on some garbage bags behind me.
Dan: What?
Garbage Guy: She needed to find some material for her designs and a place to stay!
Massie
November 30th, 2008 11:09 AM
GOSSIP GIRL: What's this? Lonely boy making a deal? And who's he making it with? Could this be some sort of plot against our beloved S, and if it is, why is he doing it? Well, we'll just have to keep looking into this. Ta ta for now.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
Kurben
November 30th, 2008 11:01 AM
Dan:If you dye your hair black we could be twins. But you got to lose the psycho jacket
Guy:can i bring my trash?
Dan:Only if your a good boy.
Munick
November 30th, 2008 10:59 AM
Good morning, Upper East Siders
Seems lonely boy lately is planning a new way to write stories without a little help from his own life. Well, now he can´t on queen S. to make it interesting. What end will it have? what are you looking for, Lonely Boy? There´s no way of getting out of a mess once you get in.
As for me, I hope he doesn´t need C or B´s help to get through this..
XOXO,
G.G
chair4evuh
November 30th, 2008 10:59 AM
D-Wait I have to haul TRASH!?!?!
Guy-Its not trash in there
D-huh??
GG-well lookie here is DAN DAN the garbage man who maybe nate isent the only one with some money problems.
Alina
November 30th, 2008 10:32 AM
GossipGirl: Looks like Chuck Bass has shown lonely boy how his future will be if he stands up against Bass Industries.
2old4chuckbass
November 30th, 2008 8:17 AM
Guy: Hey...Dan, right?
Dan: uh...yeah.
Guy: Bro, my wife is hooked on the show.
Dan: Your wife?
Guy: Well, ok, me too, but my guys can't know.
Dan: Okay...and?
Guy: Look, the holidays are coming up and I can't afford expensive gifts like you people. I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas and she said, "Chuck Bass." It's hard to find clothes like his in the Big/Tall men's stores...see? This is the only plaid I could find! I can't even walk into J. Press for the scarf...you know man...to keep on, uh...when it's chilly!
Coco
November 29th, 2008 10:52 PM
Dan [thinking]: THIS is gonna get me into Yale?!?!
michaela
November 29th, 2008 9:03 PM
Man: For saying in your resume that you wanted to go to Yale you sure our not very smart.
Step 1: Lift the trash bag.
Step 2: Put the trash bag in the cart behind you.
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2.
Dan: OOOH. Okay now I get it.
Man: Wow I am surprised your girlfriend broke up with you. With that small and not so smart brain of yours, she would of looked like a GENIUS!
Michaela
November 29th, 2008 9:00 PM
Gossip Girl: That's interesting. Who knew lonely boy knew Larry the Cable Guy. We sure didn't.
Michaela
November 29th, 2008 9:00 PM
Gossip Girl: That's interesting. Who knew lonely boy knew Larry the Cable Guy. We sure didn't.
NatesBbyxoxo Rank: Guest Star
November 29th, 2008 8:31 PM
TYPO's
Dan; Hi Im dan humphrey and im writing a peice on Bart Bass. I need to know about all the lives he has destroyed can you tell me how bad life has been for you?
Random guy;; I never worked for Bart Bass. I was in your fathers band.
NatesBbyxoxo Rank: Guest Star
November 29th, 2008 8:30 PM
Dan; Hi Im dan humphrey and im writing a peice on Bart Bass. I need to know about all the lives he has destroyed can you tell me how bad ife hasw been for you?
Random guy;; I never worked for Bart Bass. I was in your fathers band.
Tanya
November 29th, 2008 8:25 PM
Dan: hey, do you have anything in those bags that will help me get my hot, ex-girlfriend back?
Dumpster Dude: what do I look like? A fucking genie?
Tanya
November 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Dumpster Dude: Wow, Blair was right, you are a loser.
Dan: Um...
iheartchuck:)
November 29th, 2008 7:30 PM
hey LOVE,
thanksss.
:)
B
November 29th, 2008 5:53 PM
D:*Gasp* I will Sing the RAPE song if you don't leave me alone! Poeple willnotice if I'm gone!!!
Random Man: God! What are you yelling about? I just asked you for the time!
Elle
November 29th, 2008 5:37 PM
Dan: So you mean to tell me that if I continue to act like a douchebag, I'll end up like you?
Serena: Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.
December 1st, 2008 2:13 AM
Dan:is there room for two in that box?
November 30th, 2008 11:18 PM
Guy: Do you want to taste my dick?
Dan: What
Guy: i said do u want to taste my drink?
November 30th, 2008 10:34 PM
Dan:you got the stuff
Guy:yea
Dan:Nates dad said that you had the best
Guy:yea i havent seen him around he was my best customer
November 30th, 2008 10:27 PM
Dan:you got the stuff
November 30th, 2008 8:13 PM
The person who chooses the winners, please read this.
I think it would be relly awesome if you gave a 2nd place and a 3rd place! Then we know if ours was close or something. Just shooting an idea.
November 30th, 2008 5:43 PM
Looks like Dan finally found some friends that have less money than him.
November 30th, 2008 4:26 PM
Guy: So, You're the writer?!
Dan: Yes, why?
Guy: You look more like a gay-striper.
Dan: And you look more like a fat garbage man then a New York Times literary agent, but do you see me complaining?
November 30th, 2008 11:16 AM
Dan: Have you seen my sister? She has short blond hair, raccoon eyes, and throws tantrums?
Garbage Guy: Yeah, shes lying on some garbage bags behind me.
Dan: What?
Garbage Guy: She needed to find some material for her designs and a place to stay!
November 30th, 2008 11:09 AM
GOSSIP GIRL: What's this? Lonely boy making a deal? And who's he making it with? Could this be some sort of plot against our beloved S, and if it is, why is he doing it? Well, we'll just have to keep looking into this. Ta ta for now.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
November 30th, 2008 11:01 AM
Dan:If you dye your hair black we could be twins. But you got to lose the psycho jacket
Guy:can i bring my trash?
Dan:Only if your a good boy.
November 30th, 2008 10:59 AM
Good morning, Upper East Siders
Seems lonely boy lately is planning a new way to write stories without a little help from his own life. Well, now he can´t on queen S. to make it interesting. What end will it have? what are you looking for, Lonely Boy? There´s no way of getting out of a mess once you get in.
As for me, I hope he doesn´t need C or B´s help to get through this..
XOXO,
G.G
November 30th, 2008 10:59 AM
D-Wait I have to haul TRASH!?!?!
Guy-Its not trash in there
D-huh??
GG-well lookie here is DAN DAN the garbage man who maybe nate isent the only one with some money problems.
November 30th, 2008 10:32 AM
GossipGirl: Looks like Chuck Bass has shown lonely boy how his future will be if he stands up against Bass Industries.
November 30th, 2008 8:17 AM
Guy: Hey...Dan, right?
Dan: uh...yeah.
Guy: Bro, my wife is hooked on the show.
Dan: Your wife?
Guy: Well, ok, me too, but my guys can't know.
Dan: Okay...and?
Guy: Look, the holidays are coming up and I can't afford expensive gifts like you people. I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas and she said, "Chuck Bass." It's hard to find clothes like his in the Big/Tall men's stores...see? This is the only plaid I could find! I can't even walk into J. Press for the scarf...you know man...to keep on, uh...when it's chilly!
November 29th, 2008 10:52 PM
Dan [thinking]: THIS is gonna get me into Yale?!?!
November 29th, 2008 9:03 PM
Man: For saying in your resume that you wanted to go to Yale you sure our not very smart.
Step 1: Lift the trash bag.
Step 2: Put the trash bag in the cart behind you.
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2.
Dan: OOOH. Okay now I get it.
Man: Wow I am surprised your girlfriend broke up with you. With that small and not so smart brain of yours, she would of looked like a GENIUS!
November 29th, 2008 9:00 PM
Gossip Girl: That's interesting. Who knew lonely boy knew Larry the Cable Guy. We sure didn't.
November 29th, 2008 9:00 PM
Gossip Girl: That's interesting. Who knew lonely boy knew Larry the Cable Guy. We sure didn't.
Rank: Guest Star
November 29th, 2008 8:31 PM
TYPO's
Dan; Hi Im dan humphrey and im writing a peice on Bart Bass. I need to know about all the lives he has destroyed can you tell me how bad life has been for you?
Random guy;; I never worked for Bart Bass. I was in your fathers band.
Rank: Guest Star
November 29th, 2008 8:30 PM
Dan; Hi Im dan humphrey and im writing a peice on Bart Bass. I need to know about all the lives he has destroyed can you tell me how bad ife hasw been for you?
Random guy;; I never worked for Bart Bass. I was in your fathers band.
November 29th, 2008 8:25 PM
Dan: hey, do you have anything in those bags that will help me get my hot, ex-girlfriend back?
Dumpster Dude: what do I look like? A fucking genie?
November 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Dumpster Dude: Wow, Blair was right, you are a loser.
Dan: Um...
November 29th, 2008 7:30 PM
hey LOVE,
thanksss.
:)
November 29th, 2008 5:53 PM
D:*Gasp* I will Sing the RAPE song if you don't leave me alone! Poeple willnotice if I'm gone!!!
Random Man: God! What are you yelling about? I just asked you for the time!
November 29th, 2008 5:37 PM
Dan: So you mean to tell me that if I continue to act like a douchebag, I'll end up like you?
Guy: Sounds about right.