Gossip Girl Caption Contest 27

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Welcome to the 27th edition of the Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest!

This week's winner is chuckylover. Congrats! Honorable mentions go to enunciiate and iheartchuck. All of you sent in great ones, though. Great job.

Scroll down to see the winning entry and the full list of amusing captions submitted this week. Thanks for playing and good luck in next week's contest!

Dan Makes a New Friend

Dan: Wait, you're telling me one garbage bag can carry three dead cast members?
Guy: Yup, that's the power of Glad Bags!

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Dan: wow your umm very big
Dan: no its just, it seems your unusally big and
Dan: I got to go umm write stuff
*Runs and screams like a litttle girl*


Dan; Wheres Agnes? I need to talk to her about what she did to jennys dresses
Guy; I dont know I already took out the trash.


Guy: give me all your money!
Dan: umm my dads in one of the most forgotten bands of the 90's and my mother bailed..... you might want to try the upper east side.


Dan: Hey, thanks for meeting me here
Man: No problem.
Dan: so, let's get this straight, you give me half your body weight, and I'll give you...
Man: Got any bottle-blond, pseudo-murdering, baggage ridden ex-girlfriends?


Dan: I swear I was yelling 'That Bass-tard'... not fat... um, yeah, going to go now...


Fat Man Guy: Thank God!! you're here
Dan: Yeah! so what is the SOS thing ?
Fat Man Guy: Well! Serena is in ♥ with Aaron
you have to ruin their relationship
( Dan's like Omy!gosh-ish )
Dan: WHAT?! am I deft or their something on my ear.
Fat Man Guy: I think is My peanut butter just get through your
ear when i throw my peanut butter jam at the
garbage can.
Dan: Dude! this serious..
Fat Man Guy: No! seriously their is my peanut butter on
your ear.
( when he finish talking he swipe the peaunut
butter from dan's ear with his finger and
suck it to his mouth )
( Dan was showing his weird face and said )
Dan: What the.. that's gross man ♥ xoxo

Lil m

Gossip girl: Looks like lonely boy is making some new trashy friends


Guy: What are you doing here! Get out of my home!
Dan: uh, okay...


Dan:So I'm guessing that face means no...no you won't help me break the world record for keeping my hands in my pockets.
Guy: Nope, I hold the title buddy and I don't care who the hell you are. You not stealing my title.
Dan: But I'm Dan Humphrey!
Guy: I don't care if you were the queen of sheba, your not getting the title.....but i could make an exception if you get me a date with Serena.....then maybe we'll talk.


GG:Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.Spotted at the Constance Billard Steps. Did Dan Humphrey really think Chuck Bass would go down without a fight?There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good catfight. And this could be a classic!Chuck too scared to fight he's own battel.And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. Xoxo, GossipGirl. DAN:excues me! I need to get in there for my next scene!
GUY:I was told to make you get fired.
DAN:But i dont understand who would do such a thing. [dan takes a ponder.] Chuckk. this has to be a misunderstanding.
GUY:nope. no misunderstanding here! now. i gotta do my job.

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