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Dan: Drugs? *GASP* Thats bad, I'm a good kid, that's the type of thing my sister will soon get into. No, no, I was looking for non-distinct information that could possibly incriminate someone on circumstantial evidence, got anything on Bart Bass?
D: Hey, do you have it?
Guy: Yeah, I always do.
D: It better be good thats all I'm saying. Your weed varies by month.
Guy: Well you will know if its good or not if you hand over the money.
D: How much this time?
D: $500?!?!? I don't have that much money for this sh*t! I live in a sh*tty apartment in Brooklyn with my lazzyass dad and runaway sister!
Guy: $500 or no weed.
D: Fine, I'll leave. (leaves)
D:(thinking) I wonder if Nate has anything good. His life is so depressing, he has to have something.
D-Wait i haver to haul TRASH!?!?!?
GG-well lokkie here ill be darned, its dan dan the garbage man eho new the humprys had gone under?