Alex McCord, Husband to Pen Book

Alex McCord is best known for posing nude and raising a pair of poorly-behaved children.

Naturally, this qualifies the former Real Housewife of New York to pen a book.

The New York Post reports that McCord and her husband, Simon van Kempen, are writing an urban parenting tome.

"It's not about how to discipline. It's about things like how to get a passport for an infant when you don't have a birth certificate yet," McCord said. "It's gonna be fun."

It might be.

It also might be the biggest waste of time for anyone that reads it since McCord and her spoiled friends appeared on Bravo.