According to her MTV bio, Brittany Flickinger doesn't drink or have sex.
Despite not participating in Paris Hilton's two favorite activities, though, this rock singer was named the winner of the heiress' desperate reality show last night, as Hilton selected Flickinger to be her new BFF. We'll see how long this fake friendship lasts.
At the conclusion of last night's finale, Paris turned to Brittany and said:
"The truth is you won't be joining me in my life... But I hope you'll join me for our life together because you're my new BFF. Are you ready for a crazy life?"
The answer, of course, was yes. Though based on the photo above, Flickinger has already lived one.