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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 29 Comments (Page 2)

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  1. Charlize

    Nate (feeling kinda jealous of the way Blair cares for chuck) : Damn that mother chucker !!!

  2. Nessa

    Blair: C'mon Chuck Just Get In The Limo Okayy?.
    Nate(interrupting): Yeah Kinda Like The First Time Youu Got Into The Limo With Blair.
    Blair: Can We Not Do This Right Now?
    Nate: Sure. I Know?! Why Dont Youu Pretend Your Breaking Up With Me Again And Then 20 Minutes Later Hop Into The Limo With Chuck Wear He removes Your Sparkly Belt Okay.
    Blair: Ugghh.
    Chuck: Uh I Think Youu Meann Chasity Belt Nathaniel.
    Blair And Nate: Shut Up Chuck.

  3. PrepGeek
    Rank: Guest Star

    lyss yours is lol!

  4. lizzie

    CHUCK
    (thinking)
    I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

  5. Charlie

    Nate(thinking): how the heck can she love such a guy? she didnt even hold me when my dad got busted !!! damn that mother chucker..

  6. gg_Lover

    S Waldorf the funniest!
    and F that was so funny

    there should be first, second, and third places don't ya think??!

  7. F
    Rank: Extra

    nate thinking: chuck looks really bad, i mean just awful. i wonder if he is going to get alcohol poisoning, he could die.... if chuck dies i might be in his will, mu financial crisis will be over, i can finally switch my hair care products from the god forsaken generenic brands i've been forced to use, my manbangs will be restored to their former glorry!

    Blair: Nate do you think you could do actually be helpful and do something instead of patting chuck on he shoulder while standing around and looking pretty

    Nate: ph yeah, Chuck, right... helping...

  8. Dawn

    Revision of my comment above^^

    Nate(thinking): Damn his biceps are huge
    Blair(thinking): is this a fake Gucci suit? ewww
    Chuck(thinking): I need some vodka

  9. Dawn

    Nate(thinking): Damn his biceps are huge
    Blair(thinking): is this a fake Gucci suit? ewww

  10. linda_bcfan

    mmm? why they call blair idiot??
    sorry don't get it kita.

  11. Kita

    Nate: Blair your an idiot....
    Blair: Not now Nate...
    Chuck: Blair....
    Blair: Yes Chuck?? (says in a curious voice)
    Chuck: YOUR AN IDIOT!!

  12. Emily

    Chuck [Thinking]- My life has been an utter waste. I am no longer complete. Where is the sun so bright? I want some vodka. I am such a disappointment!

    Nate [Thinking]- If I hike his arm up a bit more, I'll be able to catch a glimpse of some actual UES cleavage!

    Blair [Thinking]- Ugh. The one time Chuck doesn't respond to my advances..

  13. Toni

    Looks like someone's ready to upChuck.

  14. bwcb@@@
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair: Chuck will you stop being a motherchucker and get in the limo.
    Nate: be nice Blair he doesn't even know where hes going.
    Chuck: sure i do i'm on my way to hurt dan! im Chuck Bass remember..

  15. posh

    i like TITILATING's entry... so funny! :)

  16. TITILATING

    Blair: Chuck, seriously, calm dow-
    CHUCK: WHORE
    Blair blinks in disbelief
    Nate: Blair, don't worry about it, he's-
    CHUCK: WHOREEEEEE!!!!!!
    Nate: CHUCK-
    CHUCK: WHOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!

  17. Chelle

    Nate - Be strong and keep that in mind: you're Chuck Bass! But whatever. I love you, man. More than everyth..
    Blair - Gay Pride is in two months! Till then, for fucks sake, HELP ME! Chuck is drunk, can't you see? He already ruined the heel fo my pair of Manolos and soon he will get vomit on his costume for the funeral!
    Chuck - Don't be so stupid. I'll wait for Lily's dress concerning the puke. She's a whore.

  18. linda_bcfan

    S. Waldorf* and Lolita for the win!
    were hilarious!!
    hahahahahah

  19. anna

    hah, i like the one phoe wrote;)

  20. Paige

    Chuck: We're off to see the WIZARD!

  21. x.x.x

    Blair (Thinking): My ex boyfriend who I fake lost my virginity to is currently helping me move the boy I actually lost my virginity too, and I thought Bart dying was bad enough.

  22. saarele

    Blair: Come on, Chuck, now lets just get in the back of the limo...
    Chuck: Are you really that desperate that you even have Nate helping you now?

  23. IngridS
    Rank: Guest Star

    zooooey's was really funny.
    zooooey TO WIN!

  24. charlesbass

    Blair: Chuck! you carry on performing like this your gonna land yourself an Emmy Nomination!

  25. lolita

    Leighton: You know you have to thank me first when you win the Emmy, right?
    Chase: I'm his roommate, Leighton, he obviously has to thank me first.
    Ed (thinking with this British accent): These two are really pulling my knickers. They need to stop distracting me from this scene.


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