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"Cross Rhodes"

Mon, February 20

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  1. CKV

    Blair: Ok, i'm going to try and help you walk and maybe slap your face, while i reference my strong ability to induce pukinng.

    Nate: Blair, I know your wearing headbands again but that doesn't mean you have to restart all your old habits.

    Chuck: I want more Single Malt.

  2. msvdw

    walk i mean lol sorry

  3. msvdw

    Blair: Chuck! just try to talk properly! its your father's funeral! pay some respect to him!

    CHuck: my father was a heartless man, why should I care? I have all the money in the world! now I can do whatever I want, leave me alone!

    Nate: but if you didnt love your father, you wont get wasted like this

    chuck: I told you, my father never loved me, I am a spitting image of my late mother! He just had to die for lily the slut and what for? so that i no longer have a family and be alone? that bitch needs to go rather

    Blair: chuck dont be like this, just behave properly for your fathers sake okay?

    Chuck: no i wont! FOR THE LAST TIME LEAVE ME ALONE!

  4. Catt

    Blair: chuck please, move your feet. it's not that hard, bend your knees

    Chuck: silent
    Nate: he hasnt said anything since we found him back at his hotel
    Blair: maybe he forgot how to speak
    *slaps Chuck to prove her point
    Chuck: Let's get this over with. Pay my last respects to the old man
    Blair: and here I thought you would just remain silent. of course. Chuck you promised someday, those three words...
    Nate: What?

  5. alexa crawford ♥

    Blair: It's alright, Chuck!! will get you another father
    just ask Santa..
    Chuck: I don't need another father!! I just need my scarf
    and a martini and also go to my suites .. ( chuck's like really nasty drunk and
    like almost fall )
    ( Nate & Blair's like WHOA! and holding him tight )
    Nate ( like talking to himself and wondering ): It's Santa real?! If it is I wish I have a pet that
    has the same bangs as me.. And Damn! Chuck
    is really getting an overweight, I told him soo!
    don't eat that chicken with the gravy, it has a
    lot of cholesterol in it..


    xoxo,
    alexacrawford ;)

  6. LOVE
    Rank: Guest Star

    LYNN yours is funny!!:)
    LOVE IT

  7. juliannaaaa

    Blair: looks like zombie chuck just rose from his grave

  8. mrs.chuckbass
    Rank: New User

    Spotted: Chuck, Blair and Nate. Who knew itd be a friend reunion at a funeral, i did. Hopefully Chuck will realize who his real friends are, you know you love me xoxo gossip girl

  9. tian

    CHUCK: I can't believe it
    NATE: It's okay, really, Chuck, every guy goes through this
    CHUCK: but still...why?
    BLAIR: I don't think less of you
    CHUCK: I just can't believe that I will never be Liberace!
    Nate sighs.
    NATE: I know, it's just not fair.

  10. xoxogg

    Blair: Oh Chuck, walk !
    Nate: Shut up Blair, he's drunk, just help him
    Chuck: (Hmm..this works well, i love being drunk!)

  11. a;ldkfj;ldjkf

    omgsh phoe and makenzie all the way

    so cute and i could imagine them saying that !!!!

  12. Joey

    Nate: If you sober up and get in I'll let you play with my bangs
    Blair: What?!

  13. victoria

    Blair (thinking): Oh my god, Chuck is even hotter all drunk and angry with the disgusting brooklyn Humphreys

  14. lyss

    Chuck Bass is channeling Twilight's Edward Cullen, he just needs more hair gel.

  15. chuckylover

    Chuck thinking: I should get drunk more often.... This is way better than walking!

  16. NatesBbyxoxo
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: Aww i love this, you guys are so cute I wish I had a camera.

    Blair; What the hell Nate Are you gay?

    Chuck: Why are you touching me...Stop touching me.

    Blair and Nate; Shut up chuck

  17. alisonlovesCB!

    hahaha, i love yours HCK!

    also, Lynn yours made me laugh:]

  18. Julie

    Blair: Okay, baby, everything will be fine
    Nate: You can do this, Chuck. You're a strong boy, we know you will get through this.
    Blair: If you ever want to talk, just call. It's okay to be sad and lonely
    Chuck: I'm not a baby, everything will not be fine, I don't need to talk, and I'm not sad and lonely. How many times do I have to say this : I'm Chuck Bass!

  19. alinaloveschuck

    N:Why is he like this?
    B:I told him that I didn't want to get in the limo.
    N:so?
    B:He hasn't had action with me in the limo for a long time.He's depressed.

  20. abby xo

    LOL! hahahahah thanks Hartemes ;)

  21. abby xo

    LOL! hahahahah thanks Hartemes ;)

  22. LOVE
    Rank: Guest Star

    HCK yours is really funyy
    ha ha i love his scarf
    good job!!:)

  23. Lynn

    C: Santa doesn't exist?
    B: We thought you knew...I'm so sorry.

  24. Westchester

    Blair: Oh No Chuck! A stain on your shoe. U must really be depressed...
    Chuck: ....
    Nate: Look on the bright side. At least you inherited the fortune

  25. westwick01
    Rank: Extra

    Patricia yours was HILARIOUS!! Perfect!!!


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