77 Comments

11. Nemarvin
    Rank: Extra
    December 16th, 2008 5:05 PM
    

    Elle *thinking*: I'm guessing this means I'm fired...

12. Lauren
    December 16th, 2008 3:00 PM
    

    Sylar: I enjoy candlelit dinners, poetry, and long walks on the beach...

13. Rico
    December 16th, 2008 12:09 PM
    

    Sylar: If season 4 turns belly up, care to guess who is going to be next?

14. Rico
    December 16th, 2008 12:08 PM
    

    Sylar: If season 4 turns belly up, care to guess who is going to next?

15. hrglvr
    Rank: Extra
    December 16th, 2008 11:04 AM
    

    Sylar: My parents told me to never play with fire, but since they are not my parents, I figure what the hell?

16. hrglvr
    Rank: Extra
    December 16th, 2008 11:03 AM
    

    Sylar; Sorry sweetie. Girls, the beach, and me never work out.
    Remember Candace Wilmer?

17. hrglvr
    Rank: Extra
    December 16th, 2008 10:57 AM
    

    Sylar; Dammit Elle, I told you to get this damn stain out. Was that so much to ask?

18. Elzbtchb
    December 16th, 2008 10:10 AM
    

    Sylar: Wait you mean you can't regenerate?! Damn, wrong blonde.

19. Lauren
    December 16th, 2008 8:50 AM
    

    Sylar: I love a good rump roast...

20. Lauren
    December 16th, 2008 8:50 AM
    

    Sylar: (singing) Elle guts roasting on an open fire...

22. Lauren
    December 16th, 2008 8:47 AM
    

    Sylar: That's what I call a burn notice...

23. Lauren
    December 16th, 2008 8:46 AM
    

    Sylar: You're fired!

24. Lauren
    December 16th, 2008 8:42 AM
    

    Sylar: Star TREK, Elle... not Star WARS. Couldn't get it right, could you?

25. Lauren
    December 16th, 2008 8:39 AM
    

    Sylar: ...I jizzed in my pants

26. Markus
    December 16th, 2008 12:41 AM
    

    Sylar: "Why do blondes take it so literal when you tell them they look HOT!"

27. Turd Furgeson
    December 15th, 2008 5:27 PM
    

    How not to use a blow-up doll.

28. americancowgirl94
    December 15th, 2008 5:11 PM
    

    Sylar: "oops I did it again,
    I played with your heart,
    got lost in the game,
    ooh baby baby
    oops you think I'm in love.
    That I'm sent from above... I'M NOT THAT INNOCENT."

29. Spike
    December 15th, 2008 4:48 PM
    

    ELLE! YOUR DOING IT WRONG!

30. Kyon
    December 15th, 2008 2:47 PM
    

    Dinner at my place?

31. Maj
    December 15th, 2008 1:17 PM
    

    DAYYUM!!!Who left this on the Beach!

32. julie
    December 15th, 2008 9:59 AM
    

    Whoops... shouldn't have put that magnifing glass so close...

33. Julie
    December 15th, 2008 9:58 AM
    

    ...whoops.....

34. tanner
    December 15th, 2008 9:57 AM
    

    Dammit I forgot to bring the salt

35. Godzilla
    December 15th, 2008 8:55 AM
    

    Elle, the love I have for you is like an all consuming fire...

36. Godzilla
    December 15th, 2008 8:52 AM
    

    Anybody for some smores?