More Scrubs Spoilers from the Season Premiere

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In case we haven't told you enough Scrubs spoilers from the season eight premiere, we have another couple for you courtesy of E! Online.

So what can we expect with the glorious return of Scrubs to ABC?  Well for starters there'll be sex in the on-call rooms, getting attached to patients, and, of course, J.D. and Turk telling each other their plans to stuff one another after the respective passing away.

But the biggest thing we learned?  Make sure you watch the credits for "My Jerks."  It's supposedly the best part of the episode and the writers take some pretty funny jabs at their lack of awards recognitions.

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Scrubs Quotes

Turk: All right, Elliot, at the presentation I was wondering, can I do the ending? Because I really love the ending of our paper.
Elliot: Do you think I'm cut out to be a doctor?
Turk: Okay, fine, you can do the ending. I just want to say, "Thanks, folks! We've been great!"
Elliot: I'm serious. Do you think this is what I really want to do?
Turk: Elliot, I don't know.
Elliot: You can tell me. I can take it.
Turk: No, Elliot, I'm saying I don't know because I really don't know. What the hell is going on here? Why have all women gone crazy?

Ah, checking Mr. Countertop's heart rate. (Slams a pack of paper on the countertop, hurting Keith's ears) Memories. Do you know that once, Dr. Cox made me give every air conditioning unit in this hospital a pap smear? The wacky thing is room 403 did have some yeast issues.

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