More Scrubs Spoilers from the Season Premiere

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In case we haven't told you enough Scrubs spoilers from the season eight premiere, we have another couple for you courtesy of E! Online.

So what can we expect with the glorious return of Scrubs to ABC?  Well for starters there'll be sex in the on-call rooms, getting attached to patients, and, of course, J.D. and Turk telling each other their plans to stuff one another after the respective passing away.

But the biggest thing we learned?  Make sure you watch the credits for "My Jerks."  It's supposedly the best part of the episode and the writers take some pretty funny jabs at their lack of awards recognitions.

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Scrubs Quotes

J.D. [to Cox]: you won't admit this, but you're in love with Carla.
Carla: No, he's not.
Dr. Cox: Actually, I am.
Carla: You're starting again.
J.D.: And Carla, you're mad that Turk didn't trust you enough to tell you.
Turk: See? Trust, woman, trust!
J.D.: Whatever. The point is that Turk is sorry.
Turk: Not anymore!
Carla: I can't believe you thought he was a threat.
Dr. Cox: I'm a threat!
Carla: You're not in love with me, you idealize me.
J.D.: Can we just try and stay focused...
Turk: You're mad 'cause I'm scared of losing you?
Carla: Yes, because we're stronger than that!
Dr. Cox: Apparently not!

J.D.: My man Turk, is getting it daily and nightly and ever so rightly! Ah! What up, dogg!
J.D.'s narration: Once every 4.2 seconds a man says something stupid that a woman hears and punishes him for... luckily, this wasn't one of those times.
Carla: What did you just say?
J.D.: "What up...dogg?"