More Scrubs Spoilers from the Season Premiere

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In case we haven't told you enough Scrubs spoilers from the season eight premiere, we have another couple for you courtesy of E! Online.

So what can we expect with the glorious return of Scrubs to ABC?  Well for starters there'll be sex in the on-call rooms, getting attached to patients, and, of course, J.D. and Turk telling each other their plans to stuff one another after the respective passing away.

But the biggest thing we learned?  Make sure you watch the credits for "My Jerks."  It's supposedly the best part of the episode and the writers take some pretty funny jabs at their lack of awards recognitions.

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Scrubs Quotes

Check it, I put orange soda in my IV bag, I'm like a hamster yo.

Cole

J.D.: Hey, I heard a great joke. A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." And the dentist says, "Well, if you think you're a moth, why are you at a dentist's office?"
J.D.'s narration: Oh, no, I forgot the punchline... You can't bail out now! Stall! Stall!
J.D.: ...So the moth says "That's a good question. What kind of dentist are you?" And the dentist says, "Well, I'm a general dentist, but I...I do dabble in orthodontry - braces and such." And... and the moth says, "Orthodontry? I hear there's great money in that."
J.D.'s narration: "The light was on"!
J.D.: "But! To answer your original question, which was, if I think I'm a moth, why am I in a dentist's office? The answer is, Because the light was on!" The light! The light, James. Moths love light. So, James, other than your funny bone being broken, what seems to be the problem?

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