Private Practice Caption Contest IX

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Welcome to another edition of the Private Practice Insider Caption Contest. This week's Caption Contest winner is mcawesome. Congratulations! The winning reply appears beneath the photo. Best of luck again this week ...

An Awkward Meal

Meg: You got any floss around?
Pete: No, but I have Violet's thong. Will that work?

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Pete: They need you in Africa, don't they? Meg: Not so much now, I was thinking about stay here a little bit more. Why are you asking? Pete: Nothing, I missed you. I love you here. (thinking): Damn it!

Marriedmymcdreamy

Pete "Did you hear we're moving to Thursday nights now? Right after Grey's Anatomy?" Meg "Crap. That's too much pressure for me, I'll have to leave town again. I can't compete with Meredith Grey" Pete (thinking) "It's really not Meredith you should be worried about. Ever since I defatted Violets ass....mmmmm"

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Pete:.....and that how Charlotte made Cooper forgive her...at least for a night.
Meg:..You know,...that kinda turn me on,I love ice cream.....................Do u think u can....?
Pete:don't even think about it
Meg:oh come on.....Pleaaaaaaaaaaase

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Meg: You got any floss around?
Pete: No, but I have Violet's thong. Will that work?

Mcabby

Meg: Okay Peter, it's your turn. Truth or dare?

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Pete: I think I;m gay..
Meg: why am i not surprised?(laughs)
Pete stares at her
Meg: You are kidding right!?
Pete: Yeah you just dont satisfy me anymore.(getting up to leave)
oh and by the way,you have something in your teeth.

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Pete: So, remember how I told you I'm happier when you're around? Meg: ... Man in background: That right there is about to be a whole lotta awkward...Peace out cubscout!

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Meg: You're think about Violet, aren't you? Peter: Yeah! Meg: Me, too!

Marriedmymcdreamy

Pete "Whatever that is in your teeth is so nasty, that it is making the people at the table behind us leave!" Meg "I'm working on it. Where's the waiter with my damn toothpick?!"

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