Private Practice Caption Contest VII

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Welcome to another edition of the Private Practice Insider Caption Contest.

This week's Caption Contest was won by Stephanie (like the Heroes reference) with an honorable mention to Greys404. Nice work, all. Scroll down to see the winning entry, and best of luck again in this week's all-new Caption Contest!

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Dang eclipse! Lost my powers.

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Sam: Stand back, I will handle this situation... Naomi: You can't be serious... Violet: Sam you know that much cake will make your sugar sky rocket...


Naomi: Sam, why is Archer bleeding? What did you do?? Sam: Archer tried to get in Violet's pants. Violet: So none of us can sleep with him?!


LOL thx :) Bailey and Cristina gave me the idea :P


Ahhhh! Greys404! I LOVE YOURS! LOL


Sam: Did we just see what we thought we saw? Naomi: Yeah, I think we did. Violet (thinking): Sam, Naomi, and I should tell Addison what we just saw her brother doing.


Sam: "And those are just 5 reasons why I am better in bed than you, Archer! They don't call me Dr. Feel Good for nothing!" Violet (thinking) : "Wow, I was thinking of sleeping with Archer, but maybe I will hook up with Sam instead, that sounds impressive!"


Sam: I have a dream...
Naomi : I share that dream.
Violet: I don'


Sam: I'm God! I'm better than God! I can satisfy her with my mind! Violet: Dr FEEL GOOD syndrome..... Sam? We can get through it. Would 5:00 work for you?


Sam: Did you see how far that booger flew off of my hand? Naomi: Wow. That was better distance than last time. Voilet: Sam...that's landed on my jacket.


Violet: Sam what are you doing?
Sam: Vingadium Leviosaa!
Naomi: Oh c'mon Sam you're not Harry Potter don't torture this mouse

Private Practice Quotes

You ever been violated? Anybody rape you lately? Let me tell you what its like. You know those made for TV movies where some woman's crouched down naked in a shower holding her knees and sobbing because when she closes her eyes she can still feel the guys hands on her? How when they show the attack the woman's eyes go all blank and still and she goes to some other place in her mind just to deal with the horror of what's happening to her while some Lillith Fair song plays. It is nothing like that. He's sturdy and sweaty and he licks your face and wipes himself off in your hair and when you try to scream he punches you so hard you see God. And then he goes at you again reaping stuff you didn't even know you had because he enjoyed it so much the first time. I know you're trying to help but if helping me means that everyone is gonna be looking at me the way you're looking at me now please do not help me.


You tomato-ed me back. I like that.


Private Practice Music

  Song Artist
Song Lost The Mary Onettes
Down-in-the-valley Down In The Valley The Broken West iTunes
Song Message From Yuz The Switches
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