Scrubs Season Premiere Spoilers

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While most mere mortals will have to wait until January 6th to see the season premiere of Scrubs, "My Jerks," Kristin Dos Santos of E! Online has already seen the episode and has some spoilers for us.  The good news is she also said the episode was "one of the funniest premieres."

  • Elliott is in a porno called "Drunk Blondes #1"
  • Dr. Maddox (Corteney Cox) fires the Janitor!?  What!?
  • J.D. asks Dr. Maddox a bunch of questions about her va-jay-jay
Courteney Cox as Dr. Maddox

Wow, we can't wait for this amazing season of Scrubs.  Thank you ABC!

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Scrubs Quotes

J.D.: Hey, I heard a great joke. A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." And the dentist says, "Well, if you think you're a moth, why are you at a dentist's office?"
J.D.'s narration: Oh, no, I forgot the punchline... You can't bail out now! Stall! Stall!
J.D.: ...So the moth says "That's a good question. What kind of dentist are you?" And the dentist says, "Well, I'm a general dentist, but I...I do dabble in orthodontry - braces and such." And... and the moth says, "Orthodontry? I hear there's great money in that."
J.D.'s narration: "The light was on"!
J.D.: "But! To answer your original question, which was, if I think I'm a moth, why am I in a dentist's office? The answer is, Because the light was on!" The light! The light, James. Moths love light. So, James, other than your funny bone being broken, what seems to be the problem?

Powerful tiny fists...

J.D.
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