Gossip Girl

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1. I(L)chuck
   January 6th, 2009 6:31 AM
   

   Rufus: Eric there's something you need to know. Me and your mother...
   Eric: Oh sure but let's do that over dinner cause am starving...So what are having for dinner?
   Rufus: ...we have a child
   Eric: Wow!!! I think I'll just order a pizza...

2. Meg
   January 6th, 2009 1:07 AM
   

   Lily: Eric, what are you doing here?
   Eric: Well I need research for the documentary I'm doing on our family, "Sleeps With Humphreys".

3. Karishma
   January 6th, 2009 1:00 AM
   

   Karishma Says:
   January 6th, 2009 12:58 AM
   Rufus: Eric: your mother has something she would like to speak with you about.
   Eric: Mom?
   Lily: Yes Eric. You see, I'm pregnant.
   Eric: *gasp*....but....what....how?
   Lily: and...uh........it's yours
   Eric: (staring at mom speechless)
   Rufus: Dude...Eric, I thought we agreed that I got your mom and you got Asher. Wasn't that the deal? We decided that you were the one who was going to go gay, remember?

4. Karishma
   January 6th, 2009 12:58 AM
   

   Rufus: Eric: your mother has something she would like to tell speak with you about.
   Eric: mom?
   Lily: Yes Eric. You see, I'm pregnant.
   Eric: *gasp*....but....what....how?
   Lily: and...uh........it's yours
   Eric: (staring at mom speechless)
   Rufus: Dude...Eric, I thought we agreed that I got your mom and you got Asher. Wasn't that the deal? We decided that you were the one who was going to go gay, remember?
   
   

5. THECAT
   January 5th, 2009 11:52 PM
   

   Rufus: (to Eric)...and that's how you came into this world
   
   Lily: I was ashamed, so that's why I've been bleaching your hair
   every month... so Rufus wouldn't recognize you
   
   Eric: (looks around) I don't have to live here now, do I?

6. tig3rlily
   Rank: Extra
   January 5th, 2009 10:31 PM
   

   "It's a good thing she always hooks up with Rufus. Without him we'd never have a homemade meal ever."

7. Bee
   January 5th, 2009 9:23 PM
   

   Eric: Mom, is there any chance that you'll stop bleaching my hair?
   
   Rufus: He's not naturally blonde!?
   
   Lily: I'm almost ashamed to admit it...

8. Ella
   January 5th, 2009 2:15 PM
   

   Eric: Bart would *die* before coming to a flat like this... Oh. Wait....

9. Suu,xoxo.
   Rank: Extra
   January 5th, 2009 12:30 PM
   

   Eric: Rufus, could you mind ditching the apron? You're giving me a migraine.

10. Cannarie
    January 5th, 2009 7:36 AM
    

    Rufus: hi! I'm cooking a good meal for us..
    Eric: yeah i can see, your cooking my mom too much that you made her so HOT.