Serena: No Blair there isnt anything on how to cook bass stew!
Blair: Keep looking! I have to cook the perfect dinner for my dad. He's coming to visit in a couple of days.
Serena: All that keeps coming up is porn videos of Chuck and... o my god...
Blair: What is it S?
Serena: I just found something that I never wanted to know existed. A sex tape of Bart and Lily...wait that looks a lot like Rufus.
Blake&PennFan Rank: Extra
January 27th, 2009 9:44 PM
Serena: Blair you gotta see this!
Blair: What is it? Something about Rechel on GG?
Serena: No! They posted a great spell here at WitchySpells.com: It says how to make a guy's dick bigger! You can tell Chuck!
Blair: Yeah right like he needed that! *Goes to WitchySpells.com and prints spell* (thinking)Tonights gonna be great
GwenMadden Rank: Extra
January 26th, 2009 10:54 PM
LEXXX is the funniest lol!!
Kelly
January 26th, 2009 10:46 PM
Serena: 'Blair would never touch you'? B! Please explai-
Blair: *click*
Heather
January 26th, 2009 10:37 PM
Serena: Uhh, Blair...why do I need to check Gossip Girl on my computer when I get texts sent right to my cell phone from Gossip Girl?
Blair: Because there are pics of Jack & a cabana boy together in Australia!
Kay
January 26th, 2009 7:55 PM
Yes, I was just wondering if I could get one self-dreadlocking kit? Yeah, I gave up my spot for Blair Waldorf. Ha, why yes, she did mention that Brown was big on veganism! Oh no, it's okay.. Yale's big on headbands. Its her gig.
Kelly
January 26th, 2009 7:51 PM
Serena: 'Blair would never touch you?' B! Please explai-
Blair: *click*
Peyton
January 26th, 2009 6:47 PM
Serena: "Um, yeah Dan, I did get the picture you sent me.. Are those really your muscles?? Or are you photoshopping again.."
kassei
January 26th, 2009 5:35 PM
"Ohmygod, B! It looks as if Rachel is trying to take you over. She blogged about you!" -serena
Carrie
January 26th, 2009 12:30 AM
Serena: Hey B. Did you read the news? We're off air this week until February.
D:
JuYehh
January 25th, 2009 11:21 PM
Hi, Buenos Aires Airlines, i'm calling to check if i left my fishnet stockings on your plane? i'll be needing it for my Yale meeting soon.
ashleigh
January 25th, 2009 10:30 PM
"Well look at that. Who knew Chuck was featured in so much internet porn?"
alisonlovesCB!
January 25th, 2009 10:29 PM
hahaha.
Jordan, yours totally just made me crack up! I LOVE it!!
i really like yours and enunciiate's.
Jordan
January 25th, 2009 9:37 PM
Serena: Chuck why did you post pictures of me and Blair dancing around in are underwear on your facebook!
taylor s.
January 25th, 2009 8:37 PM
Serena: OMG B YOUR ON THE INTERNET
Blair: Duh we are always on gossip girl
Serena: no not like that
Blair: what are you talking ab-
Serena: You and chuck had a very interesting sex life
Ria
January 25th, 2009 8:24 PM
Serena: Wow, I cant believe that if you really googled REVENGE, you'll get so many blairwaldorf sites!
Serena: Oh my God...Blair, something horrible has happened!
Blair: What is it Serena?
Serena: Gossip Girl posted a picture of me with my dark roots!
Blair: You dye your roots blonde? I thought it was malibue barbie 24/7.
Serena: Holy Shit Im part Humphrey!
Blair: Im sorry Serena, but you're Marc Jacobs material, not CVS discount basket material. Im pretty sure youre not related.
Sarah
January 25th, 2009 7:21 PM
Serena: OMG, did you see the promo for the next episode? Wait, Chuck never said that...
NatesBbyxoxo Rank: Guest Star
January 25th, 2009 5:45 PM
Serena; Chuck stay off my computer!
Chuck; I wasnt on your computer sis
Serena; Really then how come my favorites have been replaced with mail order bride sites?
Chuck; I dont know I favorited the mail-order foreign stripper sites.
NatesBbyxoxo Rank: Guest Star
January 25th, 2009 5:37 PM
Serena; Blair whats wrong?
Blair; Im soo sick of Chuck its like now he wants to be the perfect guy well hes too late, Thank god hes living with his stupid uncle
Serena; oh Blair about that..
(other house phone)
Chuck; Serena I need to use the phone.
Julie
January 25th, 2009 5:03 PM
"Dan: Does this have to do with the Cedric..Blair said its the new "in" thing to pose with your cabbage patch in your profile pic.."
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
January 28th, 2009 2:07 PM
detective stone,for the million time,i did NOT kill aaron in buenos aires because i was ashamed to dump him.i killed him because he was disgusting.
January 28th, 2009 12:48 PM
LMAO AT d's AND i_luv_gossip_girl_'s hahahaha
Rank: Recurring Character
January 28th, 2009 10:16 AM
Serena- blair he myspaced me..
Blair- serena myspace is the new "booty call"
Serena- ohh...
January 27th, 2009 10:49 PM
serena lisening in on chucks conversation
Chuck: blair, i uhm, i love you
Blair: i love you too
Chuck: lets be together forever.
Blair: finally!
Serena thinking, oh thank god. now all of those people on gossipgirlinsider will shut up and be happy.
Rank: Recurring Character
January 27th, 2009 10:38 PM
Serena: No Blair there isnt anything on how to cook bass stew!
Blair: Keep looking! I have to cook the perfect dinner for my dad. He's coming to visit in a couple of days.
Serena: All that keeps coming up is porn videos of Chuck and... o my god...
Blair: What is it S?
Serena: I just found something that I never wanted to know existed. A sex tape of Bart and Lily...wait that looks a lot like Rufus.
Rank: Extra
January 27th, 2009 9:44 PM
Serena: Blair you gotta see this!
Blair: What is it? Something about Rechel on GG?
Serena: No! They posted a great spell here at WitchySpells.com: It says how to make a guy's dick bigger! You can tell Chuck!
Blair: Yeah right like he needed that! *Goes to WitchySpells.com and prints spell* (thinking)Tonights gonna be great
Rank: Extra
January 26th, 2009 10:54 PM
LEXXX is the funniest lol!!
January 26th, 2009 10:46 PM
Serena: 'Blair would never touch you'? B! Please explai-
Blair: *click*
January 26th, 2009 10:37 PM
Serena: Uhh, Blair...why do I need to check Gossip Girl on my computer when I get texts sent right to my cell phone from Gossip Girl?
Blair: Because there are pics of Jack & a cabana boy together in Australia!
January 26th, 2009 7:55 PM
Yes, I was just wondering if I could get one self-dreadlocking kit? Yeah, I gave up my spot for Blair Waldorf. Ha, why yes, she did mention that Brown was big on veganism! Oh no, it's okay.. Yale's big on headbands. Its her gig.
January 26th, 2009 7:51 PM
Serena: 'Blair would never touch you?' B! Please explai-
Blair: *click*
January 26th, 2009 6:47 PM
Serena: "Um, yeah Dan, I did get the picture you sent me.. Are those really your muscles?? Or are you photoshopping again.."
January 26th, 2009 5:35 PM
"Ohmygod, B! It looks as if Rachel is trying to take you over. She blogged about you!" -serena
January 26th, 2009 12:30 AM
Serena: Hey B. Did you read the news? We're off air this week until February.
D:
January 25th, 2009 11:21 PM
Hi, Buenos Aires Airlines, i'm calling to check if i left my fishnet stockings on your plane? i'll be needing it for my Yale meeting soon.
January 25th, 2009 10:30 PM
"Well look at that. Who knew Chuck was featured in so much internet porn?"
January 25th, 2009 10:29 PM
hahaha.
Jordan, yours totally just made me crack up! I LOVE it!!
i really like yours and enunciiate's.
January 25th, 2009 9:37 PM
Serena: Chuck why did you post pictures of me and Blair dancing around in are underwear on your facebook!
January 25th, 2009 8:37 PM
Serena: OMG B YOUR ON THE INTERNET
Blair: Duh we are always on gossip girl
Serena: no not like that
Blair: what are you talking ab-
Serena: You and chuck had a very interesting sex life
January 25th, 2009 8:24 PM
Serena: Wow, I cant believe that if you really googled REVENGE, you'll get so many blairwaldorf sites!
Rank: Recurring Character
January 25th, 2009 7:50 PM
Serena: Oh my God...Blair, something horrible has happened!
Blair: What is it Serena?
Serena: Gossip Girl posted a picture of me with my dark roots!
Blair: You dye your roots blonde? I thought it was malibue barbie 24/7.
Serena: Holy Shit Im part Humphrey!
Blair: Im sorry Serena, but you're Marc Jacobs material, not CVS discount basket material. Im pretty sure youre not related.
January 25th, 2009 7:21 PM
Serena: OMG, did you see the promo for the next episode? Wait, Chuck never said that...
Rank: Guest Star
January 25th, 2009 5:45 PM
Serena; Chuck stay off my computer!
Chuck; I wasnt on your computer sis
Serena; Really then how come my favorites have been replaced with mail order bride sites?
Chuck; I dont know I favorited the mail-order foreign stripper sites.
Rank: Guest Star
January 25th, 2009 5:37 PM
Serena; Blair whats wrong?
Blair; Im soo sick of Chuck its like now he wants to be the perfect guy well hes too late, Thank god hes living with his stupid uncle
Serena; oh Blair about that..
(other house phone)
Chuck; Serena I need to use the phone.
January 25th, 2009 5:03 PM
"Dan: Does this have to do with the Cedric..Blair said its the new "in" thing to pose with your cabbage patch in your profile pic.."
That line made me laugh so hard!