Serena: God Dan your so sensative its just FACEBOOK! just cause your not in my top friends doesnt mean were breaking up
Dan: But Arron's in your top friends
Serena: Thats cause hes older, and has that whole totured artistic rich boy look in his pic
Dan: Does this have to do with the Cedric..Blair said its the new "in" thing to pose with your cabbage patch in your profile pic...
Serena: Some advice.. lose the vest Dan, lose the brown geek vest and there might be hope for you yet...
rosalie
January 25th, 2009 3:33 PM
Serena: Why are there photos of my boobs on the internet?
SAMMY*
January 25th, 2009 2:29 PM
Serena (thinking aloud)- well maybe if i just type in the word "incest", i'll find my half brother quicker... ANGELINA JOLIE?! geez i better stick to gossip girl.
Jordan
January 25th, 2009 1:31 PM
Serena: Chuck for the tenth time i will not invite Blair over for a sleepover.
..........
Serena: That is another one of the many things i do not want to here come out of your mouth
..........
Serena: Chuck! You can not do that to Blair!
A
January 25th, 2009 1:07 PM
Serena: Yes Blair, I get it, you're mad at chuck and you will never see him again, but now..
Blair: ..I mean, did he realy thought that..
Serena: Blair, please! I can't talk right now, I playing a game on internet and I'm just 100 points away from beat the record!!
Serena- so my trusty fashon expert tells me that marc jacobs is ready for a rest and chanelle is ready for takeoff.
Blair-uhm hun, you'll look good in anything but what am I gonna do about Chuck, he thinks I am his mother or something.
Serena- or maybe D&G, noo thats too last season
Blair- since when did freaky friday get the best of us?
shalala
January 25th, 2009 11:27 AM
Fine Aaron I'll put you number 8 k? Gawd it's just Myspace.
Julie
January 25th, 2009 10:18 AM
Serena looks effing hot here!
hazel
January 25th, 2009 10:02 AM
nate,i just saw you on gossip girl.quick question : who does your highlights?
tsilai
January 25th, 2009 9:37 AM
S:hey b!
B:whats up?
S:need another boyfriend
B:i was waiting for you to say that.
S:F****** d. hmf
I-Heart-GG Rank: Guest Star
January 25th, 2009 9:28 AM
SERENA'S CELL RINGS...
S:HELLO....HELLOO???
CHUCK:(SNIKERING)
S:CHUCK ARE YOU PLAYING ON MY PHONE AGAIN??
CHUCK:(HANGS UP)
SERENA'S CELL RINGS AGAIN....
S:HELLO....HELLO???
CHUCK:(SNIKERING AGAIN)
S:DAMMIT CHUCK I CAN SEE YOU ON YOUR WEB CAM!!!!
CHUCK:OH, THAT REMINDS ME. (CHUCK TYPING ON HIS KEYBOARD) SERENA, IF YOU DON'T MIND MOVE A LITTLE TO THE LEFT YOUR OUT OF VIEW, OH AND LOSE THE SHIRT. THANKS SIS.
SERENA: UGH...(PAUSES)MY LEFT OR YOUR LEFT???
Tanya
January 25th, 2009 9:06 AM
S: Hello, mum. thanks for sending me the email about my dead half-brother... Looks intently at screen
OMG! Why didn't you tell me he was so hot?
Peter Pan
January 25th, 2009 4:27 AM
Do the winner receive anything?
MJ
January 25th, 2009 12:57 AM
Look, I don't care what product you're selling,because I have bigger issues. I just found out that my mom is the baby mama for a sibling that I share with my boyfriend.
Evie
January 24th, 2009 11:47 PM
HAHAHAHa LEXXX, I think yours is by far the funniest and most creative. Good Luck!
sasha
January 24th, 2009 11:38 PM
facebook status: Serena is on the phone
SwooningStare Rank: Guest Star
January 24th, 2009 11:28 PM
S:WHAT? Georgina is coming back?!
Pookou
January 24th, 2009 11:18 PM
(Serena Calls 911)
Operator:What Service Would You Like?
Serena:Police Please
Operator:Is it an emergency?
Serena:Yes!!!...No,not really
Operator:Okay bye!
Georgina(Emailing):Have You Checked The Children?
Serena(Emailing):WAIT A MINUTE Is this a movie?
Georgina(Emailing):No
Serena:YAY!!!!
(Calls 911)
Serena:HELP!!!THERES SOMEONE INSIDE THE HOUSE THREATENING TO TAKE AWAY MY WALLPAPER IF I DONT BUY A NEW LAPTOP!!!
Director:CUT!Serena thats not how the movie goes!
Serena:What Movie?
Meep
January 24th, 2009 11:05 PM
Serena (talking to Blair across the room) : Hey B, look I'm talking on the phone and using a computer at the same time! I'm not that blonde.
Blair: Honey, you're talking into a tv remote. (mutters to herself) And you got into Yale...
iluvCHAIR Rank: Recurring Character
January 24th, 2009 10:46 PM
enunciiate's is the best!!!! its so funny and chuck wud totally say tht!
bluckforever Rank: Extra
January 24th, 2009 10:27 PM
serena: b! you wont belive what classes they have at brown!
blair: what? they really have a drumcircle class?
serena: of course not, b. it teaches you on how to make a good sex tape even though your drunk or high!
blair: wow..with corses like those, i better start applying!
serena: omg. b, we will have so much fun at brown.
no offenses to blair or serena, because they would never do that.
bluckforever Rank: Extra
January 24th, 2009 10:27 PM
serena: b! you wont belive what classes they have at brown!
blair: what? they really have a drumcircle class?
serena: of course not, b. it teaches you on how to make a good sex tape even though your drunk or high!
blair: wow..with corses like those, i better start applying!
serena: omg. b, we will have so much fun at brown.
no offenses to blair or serena, because they would never do that.
SugarBeth Rank: Guest Star
January 24th, 2009 9:56 PM
S: BLAIR!...Dan did have a facebook.
LOVEc&b.
January 24th, 2009 9:49 PM
Serena: Hey B! I just finished ordering the new Tiffany's Elsa Peretti Open Heart pendant necklace! It's your belated christmas present!
Blair: Wow! How did you know thats exactly what i wanted?!
Serena: Dan told me that the nape of the neck is Chuck's kryptonite :]
Gina
January 24th, 2009 8:34 PM
serena: Dan did you see the pictures of are parents on gossip girl
Dan: looks like they were do more then looking for are brother in Boston
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
January 25th, 2009 3:56 PM
Serena: God Dan your so sensative its just FACEBOOK! just cause your not in my top friends doesnt mean were breaking up
Dan: But Arron's in your top friends
Serena: Thats cause hes older, and has that whole totured artistic rich boy look in his pic
Dan: Does this have to do with the Cedric..Blair said its the new "in" thing to pose with your cabbage patch in your profile pic...
Serena: Some advice.. lose the vest Dan, lose the brown geek vest and there might be hope for you yet...
January 25th, 2009 3:33 PM
Serena: Why are there photos of my boobs on the internet?
January 25th, 2009 2:29 PM
Serena (thinking aloud)- well maybe if i just type in the word "incest", i'll find my half brother quicker... ANGELINA JOLIE?! geez i better stick to gossip girl.
January 25th, 2009 1:31 PM
Serena: Chuck for the tenth time i will not invite Blair over for a sleepover.
..........
Serena: That is another one of the many things i do not want to here come out of your mouth
..........
Serena: Chuck! You can not do that to Blair!
January 25th, 2009 1:07 PM
Serena: Yes Blair, I get it, you're mad at chuck and you will never see him again, but now..
Blair: ..I mean, did he realy thought that..
Serena: Blair, please! I can't talk right now, I playing a game on internet and I'm just 100 points away from beat the record!!
Rank: Extra
January 25th, 2009 12:17 PM
Serena- so my trusty fashon expert tells me that marc jacobs is ready for a rest and chanelle is ready for takeoff.
Blair-uhm hun, you'll look good in anything but what am I gonna do about Chuck, he thinks I am his mother or something.
Serena- or maybe D&G, noo thats too last season
Blair- since when did freaky friday get the best of us?
January 25th, 2009 11:27 AM
Fine Aaron I'll put you number 8 k? Gawd it's just Myspace.
January 25th, 2009 10:18 AM
Serena looks effing hot here!
January 25th, 2009 10:02 AM
nate,i just saw you on gossip girl.quick question : who does your highlights?
January 25th, 2009 9:37 AM
S:hey b!
B:whats up?
S:need another boyfriend
B:i was waiting for you to say that.
S:F****** d. hmf
Rank: Guest Star
January 25th, 2009 9:28 AM
SERENA'S CELL RINGS...
S:HELLO....HELLOO???
CHUCK:(SNIKERING)
S:CHUCK ARE YOU PLAYING ON MY PHONE AGAIN??
CHUCK:(HANGS UP)
SERENA'S CELL RINGS AGAIN....
S:HELLO....HELLO???
CHUCK:(SNIKERING AGAIN)
S:DAMMIT CHUCK I CAN SEE YOU ON YOUR WEB CAM!!!!
CHUCK:OH, THAT REMINDS ME. (CHUCK TYPING ON HIS KEYBOARD) SERENA, IF YOU DON'T MIND MOVE A LITTLE TO THE LEFT YOUR OUT OF VIEW, OH AND LOSE THE SHIRT. THANKS SIS.
SERENA: UGH...(PAUSES)MY LEFT OR YOUR LEFT???
January 25th, 2009 9:06 AM
S: Hello, mum. thanks for sending me the email about my dead half-brother...
Looks intently at screen
OMG! Why didn't you tell me he was so hot?
January 25th, 2009 4:27 AM
Do the winner receive anything?
January 25th, 2009 12:57 AM
Look, I don't care what product you're selling,because I have bigger issues. I just found out that my mom is the baby mama for a sibling that I share with my boyfriend.
January 24th, 2009 11:47 PM
HAHAHAHa LEXXX, I think yours is by far the funniest and most creative. Good Luck!
January 24th, 2009 11:38 PM
facebook status: Serena is on the phone
Rank: Guest Star
January 24th, 2009 11:28 PM
S:WHAT? Georgina is coming back?!
January 24th, 2009 11:18 PM
(Serena Calls 911)
Operator:What Service Would You Like?
Serena:Police Please
Operator:Is it an emergency?
Serena:Yes!!!...No,not really
Operator:Okay bye!
Georgina(Emailing):Have You Checked The Children?
Serena(Emailing):WAIT A MINUTE Is this a movie?
Georgina(Emailing):No
Serena:YAY!!!!
(Calls 911)
Serena:HELP!!!THERES SOMEONE INSIDE THE HOUSE THREATENING TO TAKE AWAY MY WALLPAPER IF I DONT BUY A NEW LAPTOP!!!
Director:CUT!Serena thats not how the movie goes!
Serena:What Movie?
January 24th, 2009 11:05 PM
Serena (talking to Blair across the room) : Hey B, look I'm talking on the phone and using a computer at the same time! I'm not that blonde.
Blair: Honey, you're talking into a tv remote. (mutters to herself) And you got into Yale...
Rank: Recurring Character
January 24th, 2009 10:46 PM
enunciiate's is the best!!!! its so funny and chuck wud totally say tht!
Rank: Extra
January 24th, 2009 10:27 PM
serena: b! you wont belive what classes they have at brown!
blair: what? they really have a drumcircle class?
serena: of course not, b. it teaches you on how to make a good sex tape even though your drunk or high!
blair: wow..with corses like those, i better start applying!
serena: omg. b, we will have so much fun at brown.
no offenses to blair or serena, because they would never do that.
Rank: Extra
January 24th, 2009 10:27 PM
serena: b! you wont belive what classes they have at brown!
blair: what? they really have a drumcircle class?
serena: of course not, b. it teaches you on how to make a good sex tape even though your drunk or high!
blair: wow..with corses like those, i better start applying!
serena: omg. b, we will have so much fun at brown.
no offenses to blair or serena, because they would never do that.
Rank: Guest Star
January 24th, 2009 9:56 PM
S: BLAIR!...Dan did have a facebook.
January 24th, 2009 9:49 PM
Serena: Hey B! I just finished ordering the new Tiffany's Elsa Peretti Open Heart pendant necklace! It's your belated christmas present!
Blair: Wow! How did you know thats exactly what i wanted?!
Serena: Dan told me that the nape of the neck is Chuck's kryptonite :]
January 24th, 2009 8:34 PM
serena: Dan did you see the pictures of are parents on gossip girl
Dan: looks like they were do more then looking for are brother in Boston