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Mon, February 20

Gossip Girl Caption Contest 35 Comments (Page 4)

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  1. Gina

    serena:Dan did you see the pictures of are parents on gossip girl

    Dan:lets not talk about this

  2. Heather

    Serena: Mom, I think those photos of you posing for Maplethorpe have made it onto the internet..
    Lily: Oh no, that isn't me.
    Serena: Then why does the model look strangely familiar?
    Lily: Oh? Eric didn't tell you?

  3. Julie

    Haha, I didn't notice that her lap top matched the wallpaper!

  4. Sandra

    Mabie I should find a laptop that doesnt match my wallpaper!

  5. Audrey

    Gossip Girl: Looks like S has got a brother somewhere around her own age. And who's to say we don't know him already? Anyone else notice how Nate Archibald and Eric Van Der Woodsen sport similar man-bangs? Maybe that's not all they share... And if it's true, then our girl S has consummated more than just Lonely Boy in her blood lines...

    You know you love me,
    xoxo Gossip Girl

  6. robot

    "Great... frozen again. I hate this fake apple."

  7. Julie

    Haha, Michael! That was a funny one!

  8. Suu,xoxo.
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: Hmm magical jeans...



    only people who have seen "The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants" will understand that...

  9. chair fan

    Well here are some spoilers that are all tentative because of the Lily situations
    a)Jenny will eventually get a plotline again. Next season she might be more of a focus, but not as much as Dan Serena Chuck Blair Nate and Vanessa are.
    b)Chuck is not dead to Blair by any means, and neither is she to him.
    c)Vanessa & Nate are not going anywhere couple wise. They will be helping Chuck eventually work out an issue that may or may not involve Blair as well.
    d)There will be more tuxedos in the coming episodes.
    e)The secret with Jack will be revealed eventually. Don't count on it being as major as everyone thinks it is. It may be a good thing disguised as a bad thing.
    f)The core couple that will come back together is not Dan&Serena or Nate with anyone, he is with Vanessa and it will stay that way.
    g)I read up a few threads that Vanessa needs to straighten her hair, we have tested that but it might not work for her character.
    h)There was a cut scene from tonights episode of Chuc

  10. Pernille Kjærsgaard

    Serena (on the phone with Blair); B, you're not gonna believe this, Dan just broke up with me in a E-mail!

    Blair: He's an even bigger drama queen than I am. I, like Carrie Bradshaw, don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

  11. Alyssa

    Serena: Blair, I thought Gossip Girl was brutal, but I found this website called Gossip Girl Insider and they follow our every move... DANdy, Mister Meester, and Gossip Guy can't stop talking about us!

  12. penelope

    gossip girl says i'm gonna have a little sister!!oh,and so will dan,that's such a coincidence

  13. ilovemygossip
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: Wow this is actually my first time in comfortable, normal clothes....I hope Page Six isn't around...

  14. valerieelle

    Serena: Hmm... B... This kid Andrew that Im looking at on Gossip Girl looks like me....

  15. enunciiate

    Aww! Thank you omar and acbass! =]

  16. Michael

    S: Why does Gossip Girl think Mom is pregnant?

  17. suenue

    Oh my god, I am so bored with my life, my storyline, everything.
    Josh Schwartz, can you write out my character, please?

  18. Dave =p

    Dan: *nervously*Serena hows everything, are you in a good mood?

    Serena: ......yea? imm fine, imm just on the computer

    Dan: i have to tell u something.....

    serena: ok, shoot

    Dan: well, its about me and ms ca....

    Serena: *Hurries up & changes from G.G.com*

    serena: *interupts dan* sorry, hold that thought.....its loading now

    dan: *heavy sigh* ummm ok? wait what?!?- whats loadin-......

    serena: *interupts again* oooookay,soooo i can get:
    a whip

    a leather outfit

    a choker

    a pair of heels

    & OMFG, a FREE!!!! pair of handcuffs

    Serena: sorry about that,.... soo what were you saying?

    Dan: errr, nothing............nothing at all

  19. youknowyouloveme

    S: Thank god you call, Chuck, I was looking for you at school but I din´t find you anywhere, I just wanted to thank you for what you did for me, was so sweet that you talked with Dan and just cleared him up the whole situation, it was something unexpected coming from you, so, really thank you, you´re acting as such a good friend..
    C: as such a good stepbrother you meant. Remember we live together now, so, you are like my little sister, for now...
    S: for now? sounds a little threatening, mmm whatever...sincerely Chuck if there´s something I could do for you, tell me
    C: Actually I want you to do something...
    S: of course, tell me what is it??..
    C: I need you to get a date with Blair..
    S: Why don´t you get it yourself?
    C: Because she´s been in bad mood recently, the kind of mood when she´s on her period, unbearable!!
    S: Chuccccckkk..what did you do to B?
    C: Why mee? I did nothing to her..
    S: And what´s the dinner or whatever for??
    C: Fine, i screwed up, ok?, and i want

  20. miszL

    chuck,would you please come out of the shower?it's not only that i need it,but my webcam was on the sink and i can see you.perfectly

  21. LOVELYGIRL

    S: Oh my gosh B.. you´re not gonna believe what I found out on Gossip girl´s blog..
    B: What is it? maybe a rumor about you and mr. ´looser´ Humprey?
    S: Actually is about you and Mr. ´swine` Bass.. is there something you want me to know, little naugthy??
    B: (pretty nervous)what?? what are you talking about? Are you trying to blackmail me for something really evil I did to you?
    S: (gettin´ fun of the situation) I´m not, sweet B..I wouldn´t be able to.. (B interrupts)
    B: then stop playing the bitch S, because the only bitch around all the upper east side it´s me, is that clear?
    S: ok, so if you want to talk clearly, then you tell me, why did you lie to me about your non-romantic dinner with Chuck?....what about sexy dress, candle ligths,sweet perfume.. is that your idea for a non-romantic dinner?
    B: oh no, this is so embarrasing, is it on gossip girl? i´m totally ruined!
    S: come on B, is not that bad, it´s kinda cute that you have some nice feelings for a guy, even t

  22. lovelygirl

    S: Oh my gosh B.. you´re not gonna believe what I found out on Gossip girl´s blog..
    B: What is it? maybe a rumor about you and mr. ´looser´ Humprey?
    S: Actually is about you and Mr. ´swine` Bass.. is there something you want me to know, little naugthy??
    B: (pretty nervous)what?? what are you talking about? Are you trying to blackmailing me for something really evil I did to you?
    S: (gettin´ fun of the situation) I´m not, sweet B..I wouldn´t be able to.. (B interrupts)
    B: then stop playing the bitch S, because the only bitch around all the upper east side it´s me, is that clear?
    S: ok, so if you want to talk clearly, then you tell me, why did you lie to me about your non-romantic dinner with Chuck?....what about sexy dress, candle ligths.. is thay your idea for a non-romantic dinner?
    B: oh no, this so embarrasing, is it on gossip girl? i´m totally ruined!
    S: come on B, is not that bad, it´s kinda cute that you have some nice feelings for a guy, even though we´re ta

  23. Agatha!!

    Serena: Oh my. not another wardrobe malfunction!!

  24. lisalovesgg
    Rank: Guest Star

    serena on phone: yes thats right BLUE. we need BLUE. Gold colour rooms were so 2 days ago!

  25. Pookou

    Serena:Dan, im only doing three things right now, lying, typing, and talking, send jenny over so we can give each other tips on how to apply eyeshadow!OKAY BYE!!!!!!!!!

    Serena hands up and laughs insanely

    "OSTROFF CENTER FOR MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"


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