Blair:[sigh]What Are You Having Trouble With This Time?
Serena:I'm trying to find out what's up with you on gossip girl!
Blair:Why don't you just ask me yourself!
Serena:But I need a phone!
Coco
January 24th, 2009 12:49 AM
Serena(on phone with Blair): OMG! This is so exciting!
Blair: What?!
Serena: You know how you went out with that Lord dude? Well I just got an email from a PRINCE! A *Nigerian* Prince!!! He says he wants to send me 10 million dollars if I first send him 15 million! Isn't that sweet?!
Blair: ...OMG, S...no wonder Chuck decided to hire someone to take your SATs...
Serena: (reading out loud) Press any key.
Serena: Hm... where's the Any key?
QueenB4ever
January 23rd, 2009 11:45 PM
Serena: Gossip Girl is slacking off... Wow. There is like no news about any of us, B!
Blair: (through phone) Seriously? I say that's a good thing! That so bugs me when they post something totally untrue of us on there. I am totally supporting Gossip Girl now.
Serena: Oh wait... It says something about... You turning down flowers from Chuck? What? When did he do that?
Blair: BOYCOTT!
Serena: (Is watching porn) Hey B, it's S. Check out this awesome porno site i found.
Blair: Omg serena, thats disgusting. Just because you havnt had any action in a while!
Serena: Oh, B! I do look like a hooker
B: S, you just dont look like one, you actually ARE one
Gossipgirlobsessed
January 23rd, 2009 11:07 PM
B- so my life is a dissaster!!
S-oh be don't be so melodramatic Nate will say he loves you , he will say it bakc don't worry.
b-... Chuck.
S- what .. uh.. righ .
B- S!!!!! are you online while talking to me again?!?!?
S- uh no.
ED.W.LOVER Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 10:42 PM
I
ED.W.LOVER Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 10:41 PM
I
ED.W.LOVER Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 10:36 PM
Serena... (thinking): Ok, concentrate, I have thought things out and practiced exactly what to say to dump Dan nicely, he has to understand what my priorities are; so the first thing I am going to sa- ooh cute dress!!
::[clicks on "add to shopping cart"]::
acbass
January 23rd, 2009 10:33 PM
LMAOOOO enunciiate i love yours!
Ashley
January 23rd, 2009 10:29 PM
Serena: I'm sorry B, I just don't think that dreadlocks and tree hugging is my MO. Who do you think I am, Summer from the O.C.?
ED.W.LOVER Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 10:20 PM
I
ED.W.LOVER Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 10:14 PM
Haluk Cemil best one on page 1!!!
Dear
January 23rd, 2009 10:00 PM
S: Hold on a minute B, I'm researching on Brown through the Crayola website. It's a little harder than I thought.
omar
January 23rd, 2009 9:34 PM
enunciiate should definately win.
made me LOL
mill.
January 23rd, 2009 8:58 PM
"Oh my god.... is that Dan and Rachel on Gossip Girl?!"
chonderra.chuckchuck
January 23rd, 2009 8:55 PM
S:"B, do you know how to erase the stuffs PERMANENTLY from your data?" .... (listening to Blair's answer)
S:"Yeah I tried that." ....
S:"Just some porn stuff." ....
S:"Really??? You would do that for me? Thanks, B. I'll send it to your email address so you could erase it for me, okay? thanks!"
enunciiate
January 23rd, 2009 8:38 PM
Serena: Chuck! For the last time! I will not apologize to Blair FOR you! Why can't you do your own dirty work?
Chuck: Oh, I plan to. The apology isn't the dirty part, Serena...it's what comes after she accepts my apology. I plan to do that entirely on my own.
Serena: God, Chuck, you are so disgusting and for the last time! Our rooms are right next to each other. STOP CALLING ME!
natalie
January 23rd, 2009 8:08 PM
Serena: Blair, I was looking online and you'll never guess what I found.
Blair: Hmm... let me guess..
Serena: I SAID YOU WOULD NEVER GUESS!
Blair: Aha! It's probably new the new Gucci sunglasses, am I right?
Serena:... they're not Gucci. They're Marc Jacobs.
Serena: B why do you want me to look at (stops midsentence).........
Blair: S are you there s. s. SERENA ANSWER ME
Serena: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH Pretty colors.
Blair: Serena your really are blonde
Serena: Hey, I am doing two things at the same time. They say it's impossible. Then I think I am great.
Filipa Vilela
January 23rd, 2009 6:37 PM
Serena:B it's me. I have something I want to tell you...
Blair: What is it?
Serena:Lily asked Rufus to move to our home!
Blair: OMG!That means that all poor Humphreys are going to live with you?!
Serena:And checked it out. GG already had the scoop...
Blair: Poor S! My house is always open...
keysha
January 23rd, 2009 6:09 PM
chuck! i can't believe you posted those pictures in the shower.they were family stuff
Michaela S
January 23rd, 2009 5:45 PM
Serena: Mom while Gossip Girl tells everything about everyone I do not want to hear about your hook up in the park with Rufus on there.
January 24th, 2009 1:16 AM
Serena:Blair, How do I work this computer thingy?
Blair:[sigh]What Are You Having Trouble With This Time?
Serena:I'm trying to find out what's up with you on gossip girl!
Blair:Why don't you just ask me yourself!
Serena:But I need a phone!
January 24th, 2009 12:49 AM
Serena(on phone with Blair): OMG! This is so exciting!
Blair: What?!
Serena: You know how you went out with that Lord dude? Well I just got an email from a PRINCE! A *Nigerian* Prince!!! He says he wants to send me 10 million dollars if I first send him 15 million! Isn't that sweet?!
Blair: ...OMG, S...no wonder Chuck decided to hire someone to take your SATs...
Rank: Extra
January 24th, 2009 12:42 AM
Serena: (reading out loud) Press any key.
Serena: Hm... where's the Any key?
January 23rd, 2009 11:45 PM
Serena: Gossip Girl is slacking off... Wow. There is like no news about any of us, B!
Blair: (through phone) Seriously? I say that's a good thing! That so bugs me when they post something totally untrue of us on there. I am totally supporting Gossip Girl now.
Serena: Oh wait... It says something about... You turning down flowers from Chuck? What? When did he do that?
Blair: BOYCOTT!
Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 11:24 PM
Serena: (Is watching porn) Hey B, it's S. Check out this awesome porno site i found.
Blair: Omg serena, thats disgusting. Just because you havnt had any action in a while!
Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 11:13 PM
Serena: Oh, B! I do look like a hooker
B: S, you just dont look like one, you actually ARE one
January 23rd, 2009 11:07 PM
B- so my life is a dissaster!!
S-oh be don't be so melodramatic Nate will say he loves you , he will say it bakc don't worry.
b-... Chuck.
S- what .. uh.. righ .
B- S!!!!! are you online while talking to me again?!?!?
S- uh no.
Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 10:42 PM
I
Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 10:41 PM
I
Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 10:36 PM
Serena... (thinking): Ok, concentrate, I have thought things out and practiced exactly what to say to dump Dan nicely, he has to understand what my priorities are; so the first thing I am going to sa- ooh cute dress!!
::[clicks on "add to shopping cart"]::
January 23rd, 2009 10:33 PM
LMAOOOO enunciiate i love yours!
January 23rd, 2009 10:29 PM
Serena: I'm sorry B, I just don't think that dreadlocks and tree hugging is my MO. Who do you think I am, Summer from the O.C.?
Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 10:20 PM
I
Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 10:14 PM
Haluk Cemil best one on page 1!!!
January 23rd, 2009 10:00 PM
S: Hold on a minute B, I'm researching on Brown through the Crayola website. It's a little harder than I thought.
January 23rd, 2009 9:34 PM
enunciiate should definately win.
made me LOL
January 23rd, 2009 8:58 PM
"Oh my god.... is that Dan and Rachel on Gossip Girl?!"
January 23rd, 2009 8:55 PM
S:"B, do you know how to erase the stuffs PERMANENTLY from your data?" .... (listening to Blair's answer)
S:"Yeah I tried that." ....
S:"Just some porn stuff." ....
S:"Really??? You would do that for me? Thanks, B. I'll send it to your email address so you could erase it for me, okay? thanks!"
January 23rd, 2009 8:38 PM
Serena: Chuck! For the last time! I will not apologize to Blair FOR you! Why can't you do your own dirty work?
Chuck: Oh, I plan to. The apology isn't the dirty part, Serena...it's what comes after she accepts my apology. I plan to do that entirely on my own.
Serena: God, Chuck, you are so disgusting and for the last time! Our rooms are right next to each other. STOP CALLING ME!
January 23rd, 2009 8:08 PM
Serena: Blair, I was looking online and you'll never guess what I found.
Blair: Hmm... let me guess..
Serena: I SAID YOU WOULD NEVER GUESS!
Blair: Aha! It's probably new the new Gucci sunglasses, am I right?
Serena:... they're not Gucci. They're Marc Jacobs.
Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 8:06 PM
Serena: B why do you want me to look at (stops midsentence).........
Blair: S are you there s. s. SERENA ANSWER ME
Serena: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH Pretty colors.
Blair: Serena your really are blonde
Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 7:41 PM
Serena: Hey, I am doing two things at the same time. They say it's impossible. Then I think I am great.
January 23rd, 2009 6:37 PM
Serena:B it's me. I have something I want to tell you...
Blair: What is it?
Serena:Lily asked Rufus to move to our home!
Blair: OMG!That means that all poor Humphreys are going to live with you?!
Serena:And checked it out. GG already had the scoop...
Blair: Poor S! My house is always open...
January 23rd, 2009 6:09 PM
chuck! i can't believe you posted those pictures in the shower.they were family stuff
January 23rd, 2009 5:45 PM
Serena: Mom while Gossip Girl tells everything about everyone I do not want to hear about your hook up in the park with Rufus on there.