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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 35 Comments (Page 5)

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  1. Pookou

    Serena:Blair, How do I work this computer thingy?

    Blair:[sigh]What Are You Having Trouble With This Time?

    Serena:I'm trying to find out what's up with you on gossip girl!

    Blair:Why don't you just ask me yourself!

    Serena:But I need a phone!

  2. Coco

    Serena(on phone with Blair): OMG! This is so exciting!
    Blair: What?!
    Serena: You know how you went out with that Lord dude? Well I just got an email from a PRINCE! A *Nigerian* Prince!!! He says he wants to send me 10 million dollars if I first send him 15 million! Isn't that sweet?!
    Blair: ...OMG, S...no wonder Chuck decided to hire someone to take your SATs...

  3. wadda
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: (reading out loud) Press any key.
    Serena: Hm... where's the Any key?

  4. QueenB4ever

    Serena: Gossip Girl is slacking off... Wow. There is like no news about any of us, B!
    Blair: (through phone) Seriously? I say that's a good thing! That so bugs me when they post something totally untrue of us on there. I am totally supporting Gossip Girl now.
    Serena: Oh wait... It says something about... You turning down flowers from Chuck? What? When did he do that?
    Blair: BOYCOTT!

  5. delara
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: (Is watching porn) Hey B, it's S. Check out this awesome porno site i found.
    Blair: Omg serena, thats disgusting. Just because you havnt had any action in a while!

  6. giooOloveschuck
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: Oh, B! I do look like a hooker
    B: S, you just dont look like one, you actually ARE one

  7. Gossipgirlobsessed

    B- so my life is a dissaster!!
    S-oh be don't be so melodramatic Nate will say he loves you , he will say it bakc don't worry.
    b-... Chuck.
    S- what .. uh.. righ .
    B- S!!!!! are you online while talking to me again?!?!?
    S- uh no.

  8. ED.W.LOVER
    Rank: Extra

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  9. ED.W.LOVER
    Rank: Extra

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  10. ED.W.LOVER
    Rank: Extra

    Serena... (thinking): Ok, concentrate, I have thought things out and practiced exactly what to say to dump Dan nicely, he has to understand what my priorities are; so the first thing I am going to sa- ooh cute dress!!

    ::[clicks on "add to shopping cart"]::

  11. acbass

    LMAOOOO enunciiate i love yours!

  12. Ashley

    Serena: I'm sorry B, I just don't think that dreadlocks and tree hugging is my MO. Who do you think I am, Summer from the O.C.?

  13. ED.W.LOVER
    Rank: Extra

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  14. ED.W.LOVER
    Rank: Extra

    Haluk Cemil best one on page 1!!!

  15. Dear

    S: Hold on a minute B, I'm researching on Brown through the Crayola website. It's a little harder than I thought.

  16. omar

    enunciiate should definately win.
    made me LOL

  17. mill.

    "Oh my god.... is that Dan and Rachel on Gossip Girl?!"

  18. chonderra.chuckchuck

    S:"B, do you know how to erase the stuffs PERMANENTLY from your data?" .... (listening to Blair's answer)
    S:"Yeah I tried that." ....
    S:"Just some porn stuff." ....
    S:"Really??? You would do that for me? Thanks, B. I'll send it to your email address so you could erase it for me, okay? thanks!"

  19. enunciiate

    Serena: Chuck! For the last time! I will not apologize to Blair FOR you! Why can't you do your own dirty work?
    Chuck: Oh, I plan to. The apology isn't the dirty part, Serena...it's what comes after she accepts my apology. I plan to do that entirely on my own.
    Serena: God, Chuck, you are so disgusting and for the last time! Our rooms are right next to each other. STOP CALLING ME!

  20. natalie

    Serena: Blair, I was looking online and you'll never guess what I found.
    Blair: Hmm... let me guess..
    Serena: I SAID YOU WOULD NEVER GUESS!
    Blair: Aha! It's probably new the new Gucci sunglasses, am I right?
    Serena:... they're not Gucci. They're Marc Jacobs.

  21. i
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: B why do you want me to look at (stops midsentence).........
    Blair: S are you there s. s. SERENA ANSWER ME
    Serena: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH Pretty colors.
    Blair: Serena your really are blonde

  22. Babsy
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: Hey, I am doing two things at the same time. They say it's impossible. Then I think I am great.

  23. Filipa Vilela

    Serena:B it's me. I have something I want to tell you...
    Blair: What is it?
    Serena:Lily asked Rufus to move to our home!
    Blair: OMG!That means that all poor Humphreys are going to live with you?!
    Serena:And checked it out. GG already had the scoop...
    Blair: Poor S! My house is always open...

  24. keysha

    chuck! i can't believe you posted those pictures in the shower.they were family stuff

  25. Michaela S

    Serena: Mom while Gossip Girl tells everything about everyone I do not want to hear about your hook up in the park with Rufus on there.


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