Serena: Dan...I am not pregnant.
Dan: But..
Serena: No Dan trust me I can't be pregnant. We haven't done anything in FOREVER and while I told everyone I slept with Aaron I didn't.
Dan: Are you trying to pull what I pulled with Georgina.
Serena: No.
Michaela S
January 23rd, 2009 5:40 PM
Serena: B, you know E! how they always do the flashy or trashy to people's outfits.
Blair- Yeah. Why?
Serena- All it is is a montage of my outfits from this year and they are all TRASHY!
Blair- Well, if it takes E to get your attention about it....IT'S ABOUT TIME!
blairfan Rank: Guest Star
January 23rd, 2009 5:32 PM
Blair (on phone): Trust me, Serena; you're repeating what happened last year with Dan all over again. you're going round in circles!!
Serena: I hate circles...
Blair: ....clearly
Hannah
January 23rd, 2009 5:20 PM
Gossip Girl is so last season, facebook is where it's at.
Can't be asked to go to the mirror, looking at my reflection on the laptop. I give myself 7/10, ok no actually 8.
Akethy
January 23rd, 2009 4:26 PM
B: Did you get the link I sent you?
S: ...yes.
B: Did you read it?
S: ...
B: You're reading it now, aren't you?
S: ...you were right. Fanfiction authors have seriously twisted minds these days.
Dougall
January 23rd, 2009 4:26 PM
So I need to cover the logo because Apple thinks me using a MacBook Air is *bad* publicity?
Serena-B! I just found out who Gossip Girl was!
Blair- Who is it?
Serena- OMG!
B-S? S? are you there?
S- scratchy noises.
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serena is murdered by GG
Catty
January 23rd, 2009 4:03 PM
S: You know B, I always thought it was stupid living in a hotel for months so that we could renovate this place, but then again, my wallpaper does match my laptop now.
dolores
January 23rd, 2009 3:07 PM
and i gotta do what?
dolores
January 23rd, 2009 3:07 PM
and i gotta do what?
haluk cemil
January 23rd, 2009 3:07 PM
serena: I KNEW GOSSIP GIRL WAS KRISTIN BELL!
Dani
January 23rd, 2009 2:56 PM
Serena: Hey B, I was reading Gossip Girl and it says Ms. Carr quit her job.
Blair:(acting suprised) Really!?
Serena: Ya, I guess she just couldn't get used to New York
Blair:(in a sweet little voice) I guess so!
Serena: B what did you do!
Blair: Bye S!
Serena: Blair!
NatesBbyxoxo Rank: Guest Star
January 23rd, 2009 2:48 PM
Serena; Blair I'm trying to find information on my brother
Blair; Are you sure you wanna do that?
Serena; Yes im sure. Theres alot of important things i need to know about him like,do you think he has Blonde hair or Brown? You know What he probably has blonde I mean Jennys a Blonde too.
Queenie xoXo
January 23rd, 2009 2:34 PM
S: ...hello..whats this?
B: eh..hum S i'm like in the middle of my
life story here..!
S: Oh ya sorry B, it's just.. well theres a picture of
Dan with some girl here.
B: How many times must i tell you S?, it's impossible to
trust a guy from brooklyn with those brisly
side-burns - anyways he was such an AID-iot!
S: OMFG.. it looks like Ms. Carr! B I need to call Dan.
B: What.. Did you say Ms.Carr?!
S: I know.., i cant believe this...(tearfully)
B: I sympatheise completely S.. (hanging up)
Who would have thought-Dan humpfrey to the rescue!!
Yay!He just got me
my one-way ticket to Yale! He will never make me
puke again!
chairluverx
January 23rd, 2009 2:30 PM
S: dan, ther's an ant hill that is breaking down....this is yet another complication in our relationship. i cant do this anymore. im so sorry, we have 2 think about the ants!!
Michelle
January 23rd, 2009 2:27 PM
Serena:Dan I just found our long lost brother!!!
Rosalie
January 23rd, 2009 1:26 PM
Serena: Dan! I thought I told you to burn our sex tape!
LEXXX
January 23rd, 2009 1:24 PM
Should say Issue***
Sorry lol!
iluvCHAIR Rank: Recurring Character
January 23rd, 2009 1:14 PM
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
January 23rd, 2009 5:43 PM
Serena: Dan...I am not pregnant.
Dan: But..
Serena: No Dan trust me I can't be pregnant. We haven't done anything in FOREVER and while I told everyone I slept with Aaron I didn't.
Dan: Are you trying to pull what I pulled with Georgina.
Serena: No.
January 23rd, 2009 5:40 PM
Serena: B, you know E! how they always do the flashy or trashy to people's outfits.
Blair- Yeah. Why?
Serena- All it is is a montage of my outfits from this year and they are all TRASHY!
Blair- Well, if it takes E to get your attention about it....IT'S ABOUT TIME!
Rank: Guest Star
January 23rd, 2009 5:32 PM
Blair (on phone): Trust me, Serena; you're repeating what happened last year with Dan all over again. you're going round in circles!!
Serena: I hate circles...
Blair: ....clearly
January 23rd, 2009 5:20 PM
Gossip Girl is so last season, facebook is where it's at.
Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 4:53 PM
Serena: "omg im secretly sailor moon!!!"'
Blair:.... have you been smoking hash with Chuck?
Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 4:39 PM
"maybe Gossip girl was right.. is Dan cheating?"
January 23rd, 2009 4:32 PM
Can't be asked to go to the mirror, looking at my reflection on the laptop. I give myself 7/10, ok no actually 8.
January 23rd, 2009 4:26 PM
B: Did you get the link I sent you?
S: ...yes.
B: Did you read it?
S: ...
B: You're reading it now, aren't you?
S: ...you were right. Fanfiction authors have seriously twisted minds these days.
January 23rd, 2009 4:26 PM
So I need to cover the logo because Apple thinks me using a MacBook Air is *bad* publicity?
...
Can we sue them?
Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 4:18 PM
Serena-B! I just found out who Gossip Girl was!
Blair- Who is it?
Serena- OMG!
B-S? S? are you there?
S- scratchy noises.
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serena is murdered by GG
January 23rd, 2009 4:03 PM
S: You know B, I always thought it was stupid living in a hotel for months so that we could renovate this place, but then again, my wallpaper does match my laptop now.
January 23rd, 2009 3:07 PM
and i gotta do what?
January 23rd, 2009 3:07 PM
and i gotta do what?
January 23rd, 2009 3:07 PM
serena: I KNEW GOSSIP GIRL WAS KRISTIN BELL!
January 23rd, 2009 2:56 PM
Serena: Hey B, I was reading Gossip Girl and it says Ms. Carr quit her job.
Blair:(acting suprised) Really!?
Serena: Ya, I guess she just couldn't get used to New York
Blair:(in a sweet little voice) I guess so!
Serena: B what did you do!
Blair: Bye S!
Serena: Blair!
Rank: Guest Star
January 23rd, 2009 2:48 PM
Serena; Blair I'm trying to find information on my brother
Blair; Are you sure you wanna do that?
Serena; Yes im sure. Theres alot of important things i need to know about him like,do you think he has Blonde hair or Brown? You know What he probably has blonde I mean Jennys a Blonde too.
January 23rd, 2009 2:34 PM
S: ...hello..whats this?
B: eh..hum S i'm like in the middle of my
life story here..!
S: Oh ya sorry B, it's just.. well theres a picture of
Dan with some girl here.
B: How many times must i tell you S?, it's impossible to
trust a guy from brooklyn with those brisly
side-burns - anyways he was such an AID-iot!
S: OMFG.. it looks like Ms. Carr! B I need to call Dan.
B: What.. Did you say Ms.Carr?!
S: I know.., i cant believe this...(tearfully)
B: I sympatheise completely S.. (hanging up)
Who would have thought-Dan humpfrey to the rescue!!
Yay!He just got me
my one-way ticket to Yale! He will never make me
puke again!
January 23rd, 2009 2:30 PM
S: dan, ther's an ant hill that is breaking down....this is yet another complication in our relationship. i cant do this anymore. im so sorry, we have 2 think about the ants!!
January 23rd, 2009 2:27 PM
Serena:Dan I just found our long lost brother!!!
January 23rd, 2009 1:26 PM
Serena: Dan! I thought I told you to burn our sex tape!
January 23rd, 2009 1:24 PM
Should say Issue***
Sorry lol!
Rank: Recurring Character
January 23rd, 2009 1:14 PM
i really like LEXXXX
Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 1:03 PM
Serena: "wow I'm bored"
Rank: Extra
January 23rd, 2009 12:54 PM
Serena: Wait Blair, I can't talk right now. There's a Ge0rg1na trying to chat with me in Habbo Hotel. Wonder who that could be...
January 23rd, 2009 12:38 PM
Serena:"Dan...Gorgina is back.