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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 35 Comments (Page 7)

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  1. LEXXX

    IT Support:...and did the background change?
    Serena:*sigh* No... there is still a picture of my step-brother posing with just a towel as my desktop.
    IT Support:Well, I suggest you either get a new computer or a new and less screwed-up family... Did I help solve your isse today? Thank you very much for calling, have a good day!

  2. Molly

    Serena: "Hey Dan hold on a second, I'm watching another video Gorgina sent me."

  3. OMG chuck !

    Serena: "B, chuck is blackmailing Dan on gossip girl."

    Blair: "Wow, I thought he could have done better than it. I gotta go, call me later."

    Serena (pissed off): "I won't."

  4. Liv16

    'Hey Dan!'
    ...
    'Yeah, sure we can meet for dinner.'
    ...
    'Ok 8 is good. Oh I'm just checking gossip girl.'
    ...
    'Oh ew I hate pop ups for porn. Wait Dan, this guy looks like you. Do you have something you want to tell me?'
    ...
    'Dan? Hello? Dan Humphrey i knew you were poor but selling your body is just pathetic. You know what we are done.'

    [Hangs up phone and sits for a minute and picks up her phone and dials]

    'Hey Blair? You will never guess what Dan did...'

  5. Kami
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena: "Wow,B. This "Gossip Guy" hates Vanessa just as much as we all do."

  6. KATE

    BAILEY AND CARLY YOURS ARE REALLY FUNNY:)

  7. Tea
    Rank: Recurring Character

    S:(watching GG online)OMG B, looks like i was the one putting Dan on a pedestal.
    B (on the phone):what did the cafeteria lady who won the lottery do??
    S:I think he just achieved some CARR-nal Knowledge...
    B:Witch hunts are my Valium, Serena.DOn't worry... Looks like miss Carr hasn't learned I'm the crazy bitch around here..

  8. Peter Pan

    Blair: Have you seen it?
    Serena: Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.
    Blair: We need to talk to them!

  9. S&Dforever

    why is everyone acting like serena is so stupid in their comments?

  10. Bailey

    Serena: OMG B! There's one of those annoying pop up ads that says I can make my boobs bigger by following one simple rule! Cool!
    Blair: Don't do it S!
    Serena: (clicks on ad) It says it will tell me the rule if I type in my social security number. Alright.
    Blair: (thinking) and she got into Yale?

  11. Haluk Cemil

    Hey Blair my video with pete is on the internet! And the username is GeorginaXOXO. What a bi.. !

  12. Carly

    Serena: I am such a good multi-tasker B! I mean I'm like typing on the computer and talking to you on my cell. Hold on a sec.
    (sets down phone to type. Stops typing and picks up phone again.)
    Serena:Sorry had to set down the phone to type for a sec.

  13. dani

    "I wonder if Dan is on Gossip Girl?"

  14. Laura

    ''OMG, Gossip Girl write that I'm pregnant. Again.''

  15. MissB

    "B, look at what Perez Hilton found about Aaron..."


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