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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 36 Comments (Page 3)

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  1. pookou

    Rachael:Im sorry blair but this conversation is inappropriate, i will not force you into yale.

    Blair:If you dont ill whack you with my scarecrow hands!

  2. I-Heart-GG
    Rank: Guest Star

    BLAIR: Listen Miss Carr, I need to talk to you about this grade.
    MISS CARR: I can't right now Blair I have things to do. Tommorrow would be best.
    BLAIR: Oh yea right, like you have social life. Now, as I was saying...
    MISS CARR: Blair, I'm sorry but I have to go.(STARTS TO WALK AWAY)
    BLAIR: Wait a second, what's the rush? (LOOKS DOWN AT NOTEBOOK) Whats that?
    MISS CARR: (NERVOUSLY) What?....What this? (HOLDS UP NOTEBOOK) it's nothing.
    BLAIR SNATCHES THE NOTEBOOK
    MISS CARR: Give it back!!!
    BLAIR: Now lets see (OPENS THE NOTEBOOK) I heart Dan Humpfrey...I Heart Dan Humpfrey. What the hell is this???

  3. NPH ftw (damonsbabydoll)
    Rank: Recurring Character

    i dont think it is either

  4. Dani

    acbass,
    Are you sure cause their bone structure sure looks a lot like Blake and Leighton.

  5. NatesBbyxoxo
    Rank: Guest Star

    Gossip Girl here;
    As if she has not gotten herself in enough trouble with B by giving her a crappy grade rumor has is that Miss Carr is diving into the kiddy pool with lonely boy.
    If she thinks being on B's bad side is rough wait till S gets a hold of her. Looks like Miss Carr is going to have two angry Queens coming for her.

  6. NatesBbyxoxo
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair; Look I can tell by your outfit that you have poor judgement so I'll give you another chance to change my grade or else

    Miss Carr; Blair your not crazy enough to risk yale to get back at me.

    Blair; I'll get Yale and as for crazy..I fell in love with Chuck Bass try me.

  7. bloolovesed
    Rank: New User

    Blair: Look, I don't think you understand.
    I don't get second rate grades,
    I'm always put first...
    excluding the Chuck Bass situation!

  8. acbass
    Rank: Regular Character

    Haha Dani no it's not themmm!

  9. Dani

    I was just looking at the book cover for The Gossip Girl Prequal, It Had to be You and the two girls on it look a lot like Blake and Leighton. Can someone tell me if it is them.
    THANKS!

  10. humby

    blair : what do you want me to do for you to change my grade?
    miss carr : adopt me.

  11. dolores

    Blair : Aaaaaa,you're so sweet.You really believe that giving me a B is not going to ruin you life.By the way,should I call you miss carr or mister carr?
    Miss Carr : What? What are you..
    Blair : I think we both know.And if you don't change my grade,everybody else will to.

  12. anabea

    Blair: I already had my heart broken...I don't want the same happening to your face
    Carr: Are you threating me?
    Blair: I'm Blair Waldorf...that's threating enough.

  13. kialove978
    Rank: New User

    Blair: Wow Miss Carr, obsess much?
    Miss Carr: What are you talking about?
    Blair: Well it says I Love Dan all over your notebook

  14. serenatechair
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: I hear you have Benjamin Button Syndrome.
    Miss Carr: What? Who told you that? Who would say such a terrible thing?
    Blair: Dan Humprey! Oh that's right, you're stealing him away from my best friend aren't you? Oops!

  15. I-Heart-GG
    Rank: Guest Star

    BLAIR: Seriously...?
    MISS CARR: What???
    BLAIR: You have got to be kidding me!
    MISS CARR: Blair, I'm sorry I don't know what your talking about? (LOOKS CONFUSED)
    BLAIR: You're carrying a goddamn notebook!!!!

  16. Hazelbear
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: What is this Miss Carr? B? Is that your cupsize written on my paper?
    Ms. Carr: Oh, Im sorry. I must have memorized my receipt when I purchased a bra this morning.
    Blair: Wow, I never realized elves wear bras...

  17. J

    HAHAHAHA chucksbabydoll!

  18. tsunamarama
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: Didn't your mother of the corn-fields ever tell you not to go skinny dipping with snapping turtles?
    Ms Carr: No?
    Blair: Just so you know, Im the snapping turtles.

  19. NPH ftw (damonsbabydoll)
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Blair: How did i get a B?!?
    Miss Carr: im sorry blair, but your short story on a selfish, unthankful non-boyfriend was unoriginal.
    Blair: How is a story on a underaged billionaire going from banging everything insight to falling madly in love with the most beautiful girl he has ever seen unoriginal?!?
    Miss Carr: You dont watch many soup operas, do you blair?
    Blair: ew. who from this school watches public TV besides the humphreys?
    Miss Carr: The humphreys? tell me what you know about dan and maybe that B will become an A.

  20. gg guest

    Blair: I have a proposition for you
    Ms Carr: ?
    Blair: Seduce and destroy
    Ms Carr: ??
    Blair: That character, Serena, she needs to be revived
    Ms Carr: You had me until Serena
    Blar: You're right, she's too tall to notice you...I have another proposition for you...

  21. Andre Pattinson

    Blair: I know that my name is Blair with a "B" but my middle name is AMAZING with an "A"
    Miss Carr: And you know what are you being right now...
    A-NNOYING

  22. laura

    hey D if u become a write can u make D and S permately together?:D

  23. shazia

    Blair: Do you see the gun I've got hidden up my sleeve?

    Miss Carr: Indeed I do Blair, but here's something you probably didn't know about me; I am immortal, indestructable and undead. So whatever you try to do to me, I will survive, and I will tell Headmistress Queller, who will be sure to tell Yale. I've got some tricks up my sleeve too...

  24. Iphigenia

    --NOT an entry

    1.Actually, i dont find D's entry that funny, so why is everyone over the moon praising it and all? is it coz D is a "known" commenter?

    2. Am i the only one who thinks The Bitch *ahem sorry* i mean, the teacher looks like an alien on crack?

    =)

  25. TooOld4ChuckBass
    Rank: Extra

    B: I'M the ONLY one who does Chuck Bass around here, got it?


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