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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 36

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Welcome to the 36th edition of the Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest!

Our winner this time is Sabre. Congratulations! Honorable mentions go out to D, Michaela and chucksbabydoll. You all did an amazing job this week, as always.

Thanks for playing and good luck again in this week's contest!

You Gave Me a B?

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BLAIR: "Give me a reason why I got this B!" MISS CARR: "Blair -" BLAIR: "And 'I'M MISS CARR' doesn't count!!!"

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Blaire: Umm Miss Carr, I think you might have mistaken my paper for someone elses, there seems to be a "B" on it, wtf.
Miss C: Umm actually Blaire I didn't mess up, that's the grade you deserve.
Blaire: Well....CAN YOU GO CHANGE IT, NOW!
Miss C: sorry Blaire I can't do that, I don't know how things work around here, and quite frankly I don't care.
Blaire: Ahahaha weren't you informed you never F with the bitch, the queen "B", and you've happened to stumble upon her, you CAN fight fire with fire, and maybe you'll get somewhere, but fight with Blaire Waldorf and you'll get burned!
Miss C: Blaire, your childish threats don't scare me-
Blaire: Bitch, its not a threat, its a warning. [Walks away] Gossip Girl, Miss Carr is LESBIAN!
Students @ Constance: [open their verizon wireless phones and GASP]

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Blaire: Miss Carr! What-The-Hell? A "B" what were you thinking Blaire Waldorf doesn't get "B's".
Not if she wants to get in to Yale.
Miss C: Well Buh-Laire, that's the grade you deserve and if you have a problem with my grading, see to it with the Headmistress!
Blaire: Ummm I don't think you understand, I'm the BITCH around here, and that's already enough of a "B", so I'd be precautious [smiles].
Miss C: You're still a child B. And you don't scare me, you or your spice girls, you were the only BITCH, things change, grades change. DON'T BE LATE TO CLASS! [Walks away]
Blaire: [takes out her phone] Dorrota, get ready for plan, CARR-Crash!

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Blaire: Miss Carr! What-The-Hell? A "B" what were you thinking Blaire Waldorf doesn't get "B's".
Not if she wants to get in to Yale.
Miss C: Well Buh-Laire, that's the grade you deserve and if you have a problem with my grading, see to it with the Headmistress!
Blaire: Ummm I don't think you understand, I'm the BITCH around here, and that's already enough of a "B", so I'd be precautious [smiles].
Miss C: You're still a child B. And you don't scare me, you or your spice girls, you were the only BITCH, things change, grades change. DON'T BE LATE TO CLASS!
Blaire: [takes out her phone] Dorrota, get ready for plan, CARR-Crash!

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Blair: You being new here obviously dont get how things work around here Miss Carr, you must think because my name starts with a B you give me a B, WRONG. so why dont we zap this little B to an A or-
Miss Carr: No, Blair thats not the reason i gave you a-
Blair: OR ill hurt you with my two thousand dollar Prada bag and believe me Miss Carr, I'm not afraid to use it.

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Rachael:Im sorry blair but this conversation is inappropriate, i will not force you into yale. Blair:If you dont ill whack you with my scarecrow hands!

Truelygossip529

BLAIR: Listen Miss Carr, I need to talk to you about this grade.
MISS CARR: I can't right now Blair I have things to do. Tommorrow would be best.
BLAIR: Oh yea right, like you have social life. Now, as I was saying...
MISS CARR: Blair, I'm sorry but I have to go.(STARTS TO WALK AWAY)
BLAIR: Wait a second, what's the rush? (LOOKS DOWN AT NOTEBOOK) Whats that?
MISS CARR: (NERVOUSLY) What?....What this? (HOLDS UP NOTEBOOK) it's nothing.
BLAIR SNATCHES THE NOTEBOOK
MISS CARR: Give it back!!!
BLAIR: Now lets see (OPENS THE NOTEBOOK) I heart Dan Humpfrey...I Heart Dan Humpfrey. What the hell is this???

Edwardcullenwho

i dont think it is either

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acbass,
Are you sure cause their bone structure sure looks a lot like Blake and Leighton.

Natesbbyxoxo

Gossip Girl here;
As if she has not gotten herself in enough trouble with B by giving her a crappy grade rumor has is that Miss Carr is diving into the kiddy pool with lonely boy.
If she thinks being on B's bad side is rough wait till S gets a hold of her. Looks like Miss Carr is going to have two angry Queens coming for her.

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