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"Cross Rhodes"

Mon, February 20

Gossip Girl Caption Contest 36 Comments (Page 4)

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  1. chairforever

    Blair: Mrs. Carr, do you have a moment?
    Mrs. Carr: Yes, Blair? And may I add that i love your purse. It looks very nice and sophisticated.
    Blair: If you don't change my B to an A, you'll see how it looks like shoved up your tiny butt. Oh and, news flash; Lonely Boy doesn't like midgets. Thought I'd let you know.

  2. valerieelle

    Blair- You know, Ms. Carr, people call me B but thats a little werid for you to call me that on a test...

  3. OHS
    Rank: New User

    B: It must be nice mixing business with Humphrey...

  4. QueenB4ever

    Blair: Miss Carr... You see, at Constance, things are run differently.
    Miss Carr: How so?
    Blair: First off, there's a strict policy against anyone without a headband.
    Miss Carr: But you're not wearing one...
    Blair: (touches head and realizes she forgot one) Oh! Well I forgot they banished that rule. There's actually a policy against anyone who tries to hook up with Dan Humphrey (shivers).
    Miss Carr: (smirks) Isn't your friend Serena with him?
    Blair: Hello. That doesn't count. She's a blonde.

  5. OHS

    B: It must be nice mixing business with Humphrey...



  6. bps

    read this note,and say nothing.just follow me and everything will be allright.if you don't,i feel that i must tell you that there's a gun in my sleeve.

  7. czguest

    are those grey pants for real?

  8. Pernille Kjærsgaard

    Blair: Miss Carr, I'll do anything to change my B to an A! I'll even cut of my hands!

    Miss Carr: I can see you already did..

  9. acbass
    Rank: Regular Character

    LOL AT D'S AND Michaela's, oh man. hahaha.

  10. Le

    Blair: You're new here so you don't know how it works.
    Ms. Carr: I'm sorry I don't know what you mean.
    Blair: You have to be with Nate first before moving on with one of his friends.

  11. yayomg

    Blair:There are only 3 B's I associate with in my life: B for Blair, B for Beautiful, and B for Bulldog.
    Carr:Bulldog?
    Blair: the yale mascot, obviously

  12. xhnx09x
    Rank: Extra

    B- so theres this little thing called gossip girl and Blair Kittens that do what I say. So with a B comes Revenge and with an A comes a invitation to a year without any trouble. what is it?
    Mrs Carr- idk, a D for Don't Care!

  13. Michaela

    Carr- Blair, look at me in straight in the eyes and tell me why you do not deserve a "B"..

    Blair- I'm sorry I can't look you straight in the eyes. You are shorter than me and I do not want to get a hump in my back because I have to why I do not deserve a B. I am Blair Waldorf I do not get B's!

  14. Michaela

    Blair- " A B! Do you know what a B stands for?!?"
    Carr- "Yes, B stands for Blair."

  15. LuvB

    Blair: I gotta..a...B!
    Miss Carr: I don't know why your acting so surprised
    Miss Waldorf,
    you're Queen B right? Always the second
    GRADER to Serena Van der Woodsen?

    OMG

  16. SsSsSsS

    Blair: I don't think you know who does the teaching around here.
    Carr: Actually Blair, I'm the teacher.you're the student.
    Blair: Well actually, I'm part of that paycheck you receive every month.So I can teach you what it's like to lose that...we wouldnt want that happening would we?...

  17. Naru

    Blair: Miss Carr, let's talk seriously. You can't give me a B, you just look like a junior student!

  18. L.X

    Blair:"Dorota!Bring us some tea.
    I'm so relieved that we can have a civilized conversation,Miss Carr.I'm sorry for what I said before.
    Miss Carr:"Of course,Blair.We're two grow up women,right?Oh,this tea is delicious...Besides,let me ask you,what was the last book you've read,Blair?"
    Blair:"99 Undetectable poisons."
    Miss Carr:"WHAT?!"

  19. Miranda

    B: Look one more B and u'll be fired for sure
    Miss Carr: Well sweetie you cant sleep your way to the top
    B: Watch. me.

  20. chairluverx

    B: i'm taller than you

  21. Lysosome

    wow D, if you don't win then i don't know what's fair

  22. Kathy

    D, you should be a writer! Good one!

  23. becauseilove

    Blair: Give me another B and i will make Dorota rap you so hard on the wrist that the whole of New York will hear the snap of your joints. Understood?

    Miss Carr: Yes Miss Blair, anything you say Miss Blair

    Blair: Anything huh? Be a dear and jump off the empire state building

    Miss Carr: Right away Miss Blair!

  24. becauseilove

    Blair: Give me another B and i will make Dorota rap you so hard on the wrist that the whole of New York will hear the snap of your joints. Understood?

    Miss Carr: Yes Miss Blair, anything you say Miss Blair

    Blair: Anything huh? Be a dear and jump off the empire state building

    Miss Carr: Right away Miss Blair!

  25. NotSleepingRight

    Blair: ....and then he said "We'll thats too bad."

    Ms. Carr: Thats a really sad story, but your still getting a B.


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