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January 19th, 2009 10:44 PM
Derek: I've slept with the whole staff, even a lesbian who I tried to turn straight.
January 19th, 2009 7:57 PM
Mrs Sheperd: Derek did what??
Mark: He called it little Sloan, can you believe it!!!
Mrs Sheperd: OMG! That's too funny, wait 'til I tell Derek's sisters!!
January 19th, 2009 5:03 PM
Mark-Mamma Dreamy!! you haven't aged a bit!
Mom-ohh mark stop it!
January 19th, 2009 3:52 PM
mark:hey beautiful!lets run to bahamas...just you and me and a bottle of tiquella...
Der's mom: (laughs)oh mark...how i've missed you...
January 19th, 2009 3:23 PM
Derek´s Mom: Did you see that ponytail? That girl is what, twelve?
Mark: That girl is Meredith, Derek´s Meredith.
Derek´s Mom: Oh my! She´s a twelve year-old.
Mark: You sound just like Addison...
January 19th, 2009 9:27 AM
Mark: C'mon Mrs. Shepard, I know I promised to be a good little boy, but you know me better than that... you knew I'd never be able to get control over little Sloan!
Mrs. Shepard: Oh, little Mark! Things just don't ever change do they? How I've missed you! I am actually quite proud of you-- so happy that little Sloan finally picked someone his own age to play with!
January 18th, 2009 3:55 PM
P.S. The white roses mean DEATH.
See Allice in Wonderland by L.Carol
January 18th, 2009 1:15 PM
I LOVE marriedmymcdreamy's!!! :D
hahahaha
January 18th, 2009 8:53 AM
"Dr. Cristina Yang" instead of "Cristina Yang" in the previous joke.
January 18th, 2009 7:54 AM
Mark:Does Meredith know that you have been hairdresser?
Carolyn:I'm not going to touch a hair of her head.Derek could do if he want.He used to help me with my work.
Mark: He has baby steps policy for Meredith. And he has not reached the head yet.
Carolyn. Neither me. At least not before the marriage.I have already been introduced to Cristina Yang.
January 18th, 2009 7:52 AM
No, Mark, knowing your first girl-on-girl fantasy was about Cagney and Lacey does NOT change my mind about joining you and Dr Torres in the on-call room.
January 18th, 2009 5:39 AM
Sloan- He told me to keep my little Sloan out of little Grey, can you believe that?
Carolyn- Little Sloan? That's not right! It's BIG Sloan! *giggle*
Sloan- You know it Mama McDreamy!
January 18th, 2009 5:22 AM
Carolyn:Why do you sleep with Lexie Grey?
Mark:she has irresistable ears.Small,sheer,twinkling in the dark room. And they have never heard a word of what Derek has been talking about me.
January 18th, 2009 4:51 AM
Mark:I wanna invite you this afternoon. We'll go hiking toghether in the local park.
Carolyn:What is your goal,Mark?
Mark:Rhododendrons.Candy floss.Kids.You adore kids. You and me have this in common.
January 18th, 2009 3:28 AM
Mark: Thanks for the roses!They are from your garden yard,aren't
they?
Carolyn: They have been the last left. A deermom with two deerkids come every day and eat my roses.I can not stop them.
Mark:You have already headlighted Greydeers so I and Derek will be safe for a while.
January 18th, 2009 1:12 AM
Mark: I couldn't help myself...She(Little Grey) was the only one who offered....I've been so lonely lately, you know how I can't stand sleeping on an empty bed!!
January 17th, 2009 11:41 PM
Mark: ".....none! The lightbulb has to want to change itself!"
Der's Mom: "Hee! hee! You crack me up Mark!"
January 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Mark "So then the elevator door opened, and there was Derek, standing awkwardly in the elevator with Rose, Meredith and Addison. No one was talking"
Carolyn "Bet he wished he would've taken the stairs!"
Mark "That's what I said!"
January 17th, 2009 5:12 PM
dereks mom: so....can you tell me who Dr. Mcdreamy & Dr.Mcsteamy are?
Mark:uh..well...thoose are "mc" nicknames for derek and i
Dereks mom:i want one too
lexie:(lexie passes, and whispers) how bout McNosey!
Dereks mom:what did you say, dear?
lexie: o, i..i was singing ring-around-the -rosie!
dereks Mom:so..your sleeping with GIRL, and i emphize GIRL!
mark:sorry mom, i guess the only thing thats changed is my hair is a little more grey!im still as horny as Ever!
January 17th, 2009 4:31 PM
You know, I used to be two thirds of Cagney & Lacey...
January 17th, 2009 4:07 PM
Der's mom: Can i ask you a question?
Mark:Depends on what it is?
Der's mom: Who the hell is Dr.Mcsteamy?
Mark{looks at pager):Oh damn! (runs away)
January 17th, 2009 4:01 PM
Der's mom:What do you tell me about you, Mark?
Mark: I am exceptional surgeon,great lover and nobody's friend.
January 17th, 2009 3:51 PM
Mark: So then she was all, "Teach me, teach me!" I couldn't help myself.
Carolyn: All you EVER do is help yourself *laughs*.
Mark: Fair enough. Now, want to go embarrass Lexie by asking her about her sexual partners? I'll hide and watch.
January 17th, 2009 1:48 PM
Carolyn:White roses mean something.. but I can not remember the language of the flowers...
Mark: I'm gonig to paint them in red for you.
January 17th, 2009 9:46 AM
That really funny Joey !!! :)