Carolyn: Wait, wait... they call him McDreamy?! And what do they call you?
Bailey: A damn whore
Carolyn: Sounds about right!
Anka
January 17th, 2009 5:54 AM
Mark whispers something..
Derek's mum: You dirty dirty boy. You haven't changed a bit.
Mark (grins): And you don't want me to.
McTwisted Dreams
January 17th, 2009 5:02 AM
Mark: Can I offer you a cookie Mrs Shepherd? Oops... I must've taken the wrong jar. Did they tell you? Meredith's cookie jars are full of condoms.
Sweettater8
January 17th, 2009 3:18 AM
Mark: You know, Mrs. Shepherd, I know I slept with Addison AND Nancy but you have always been the woman in Derek's life that I've wanted the most.
louie
January 17th, 2009 1:58 AM
Carolyn: Roses! You shouldn't have!
Mark: I shouldn't?
Carolyn: Nope. And I'm not going on a date with you either.
McDreamy's Susan
January 17th, 2009 12:40 AM
Mark: "OMG, it was YOU who put Meredith's panties on the bulletin board! You wouldn't believe the scandal it caused!"
jack
January 16th, 2009 11:28 PM
i've seen golf pencils bigger than that!
Kathryn
January 16th, 2009 9:57 PM
Mark: So then I walked out in a towel and said "Well this is awkward."
Mrs. Shepard: Hahaha *snort* oh what I would have been to be a fly on the wall!
grey's 4eva
January 16th, 2009 6:53 PM
Derek's mom - How many sexual partners have you had Mark?
Mark - 742... 532 one night stands, 102 nurses, and I don't remember anyone else.
Derek's mom - Criminal record?
Mark - Well blowing up Derek's frog in the microwave could count as animal abuse.
Derek's mom - I've caluculated your emotional maturity level. You're a horny 15 year old!
Facial
January 16th, 2009 6:49 PM
Derek's mom - Don't listen to Derek! I give you my permission to put little sloan in little grey.
Mark - Wow... you're thinking dirtier than i am!
Derek's mom- I know (laughs)
LoveGreys
January 16th, 2009 5:42 PM
McMom: Hey don't we have the SAME hairstyle?
Mall
January 16th, 2009 5:05 PM
D's mom: honestly... Lexis grey? You'd be so much better off with that attractive dr torres
Mall
January 16th, 2009 4:52 PM
Thanks seriously156! I'm a HUGE mark and callie fan :)
seriously156
January 16th, 2009 4:02 PM
Mall, i love yours!
marriedmymcdreamy
January 16th, 2009 3:21 PM
Mrs. Shepherd "Seriously, Derek punched you in the face just for TALKING to Meredith? Oh she is definitely the one!"
Sloan "Yes, she is. I tried my charms on her many times and she was just immune to them. You're going to give him the ring now, aren't you?
Mrs. Shepherd "Yep"
2Anthony4
January 16th, 2009 3:19 PM
Mark Sloan:Have I mentioned the residents are calling you McMumsy??
Carolyn Shepherd:Em... I made it up myself, its so hard to get a mc nickname around here...
Mall
January 16th, 2009 2:14 PM
D's mom: honestly... Lexis grey? You'd be so much better off with that attractive dr torres
Julie28
January 16th, 2009 12:15 PM
Carolyn-(thinking)Ha my son's hair is so much better than your's!
I LUV Alex
January 16th, 2009 10:19 AM
Mrs Shephard: You're sleeping with WHO?? ha ha ha ha
Mark: Yeah, well you know - "Little Sloan" is in charge...
Josefine
January 16th, 2009 9:39 AM
Mark: Come on,it's true, I would totally call you mrsDreamy
fan of the show
January 16th, 2009 9:32 AM
Der's mom: I wanted to sniff around your Roses...You allured my son.And he decided to try a nurse.
Bren
January 16th, 2009 9:14 AM
Sloan: She said teach me, so I showed her my pickle.
Carolyn: HAHAHA! Mark, you haven't changed!
Fan in DC
January 16th, 2009 9:00 AM
Mark: So, that is how I perform the Sloan Method. Shall we?
April
January 16th, 2009 8:53 AM
Sloan: Forget Lexie, there is an on call room with our name on it just around the corner...
D's Mom: Oh stop it, you are embarrassing me...point the way.
lisa
January 16th, 2009 8:47 AM
I am older than Little Grey but I won't break your penis if you have sex with me LOLLL!
January 17th, 2009 9:28 AM
Carolyn: Wait, wait... they call him McDreamy?! And what do they call you?
Bailey: A damn whore
Carolyn: Sounds about right!
January 17th, 2009 5:54 AM
Mark whispers something..
Derek's mum: You dirty dirty boy. You haven't changed a bit.
Mark (grins): And you don't want me to.
January 17th, 2009 5:02 AM
Mark: Can I offer you a cookie Mrs Shepherd? Oops... I must've taken the wrong jar. Did they tell you? Meredith's cookie jars are full of condoms.
January 17th, 2009 3:18 AM
Mark: You know, Mrs. Shepherd, I know I slept with Addison AND Nancy but you have always been the woman in Derek's life that I've wanted the most.
January 17th, 2009 1:58 AM
Carolyn: Roses! You shouldn't have!
Mark: I shouldn't?
Carolyn: Nope. And I'm not going on a date with you either.
January 17th, 2009 12:40 AM
Mark: "OMG, it was YOU who put Meredith's panties on the bulletin board! You wouldn't believe the scandal it caused!"
January 16th, 2009 11:28 PM
i've seen golf pencils bigger than that!
January 16th, 2009 9:57 PM
Mark: So then I walked out in a towel and said "Well this is awkward."
Mrs. Shepard: Hahaha *snort* oh what I would have been to be a fly on the wall!
January 16th, 2009 6:53 PM
Derek's mom - How many sexual partners have you had Mark?
Mark - 742... 532 one night stands, 102 nurses, and I don't remember anyone else.
Derek's mom - Criminal record?
Mark - Well blowing up Derek's frog in the microwave could count as animal abuse.
Derek's mom - I've caluculated your emotional maturity level. You're a horny 15 year old!
January 16th, 2009 6:49 PM
Derek's mom - Don't listen to Derek! I give you my permission to put little sloan in little grey.
Mark - Wow... you're thinking dirtier than i am!
Derek's mom- I know (laughs)
January 16th, 2009 5:42 PM
McMom: Hey don't we have the SAME hairstyle?
January 16th, 2009 5:05 PM
D's mom: honestly... Lexis grey? You'd be so much better off with that attractive dr torres
January 16th, 2009 4:52 PM
Thanks seriously156! I'm a HUGE mark and callie fan :)
January 16th, 2009 4:02 PM
Mall, i love yours!
January 16th, 2009 3:21 PM
Mrs. Shepherd "Seriously, Derek punched you in the face just for TALKING to Meredith? Oh she is definitely the one!"
Sloan "Yes, she is. I tried my charms on her many times and she was just immune to them. You're going to give him the ring now, aren't you?
Mrs. Shepherd "Yep"
January 16th, 2009 3:19 PM
Mark Sloan:Have I mentioned the residents are calling you McMumsy??
Carolyn Shepherd:Em... I made it up myself, its so hard to get a mc nickname around here...
January 16th, 2009 2:14 PM
D's mom: honestly... Lexis grey? You'd be so much better off with that attractive dr torres
January 16th, 2009 12:15 PM
Carolyn-(thinking)Ha my son's hair is so much better than your's!
January 16th, 2009 10:19 AM
Mrs Shephard: You're sleeping with WHO?? ha ha ha ha
Mark: Yeah, well you know - "Little Sloan" is in charge...
January 16th, 2009 9:39 AM
Mark: Come on,it's true, I would totally call you mrsDreamy
January 16th, 2009 9:32 AM
Der's mom: I wanted to sniff around your Roses...You allured my son.And he decided to try a nurse.
January 16th, 2009 9:14 AM
Sloan: She said teach me, so I showed her my pickle.
Carolyn: HAHAHA! Mark, you haven't changed!
January 16th, 2009 9:00 AM
Mark: So, that is how I perform the Sloan Method. Shall we?
January 16th, 2009 8:53 AM
Sloan: Forget Lexie, there is an on call room with our name on it just around the corner...
D's Mom: Oh stop it, you are embarrassing me...point the way.
January 16th, 2009 8:47 AM
I am older than Little Grey but I won't break your penis if you have sex with me LOLLL!