Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CXXXIX

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Welcome to the 139th edition of the Grey's Anatomy Insider Caption Contest!

This week's Caption Contest winner is marriedmymcdreamy. Congratulations! The winning entry appears below. Thank you all for playing and good luck again this week!

Mark and Derek Smile

Derek: "Very convincing. I can't believe that you changed that crash victim's face to look like Denny!"
Mark: "I can't believe Izzie thinks it's really him! I mean come on, he's been dead for years!"

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Mark: Dude, we are so pretty.
Derek: I know. (sighs) And I'm having a great hair day too. What an awesome life.

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Patient: "Can someone please get these 2 douchebags out of here?"
Docs: "Douchebags? I didn't know we supplied douchebags to patients!"

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Mark: "Wow, that is some porno movie Izzie made!"
Derek: "Just think how much better it would have been if she had a partner!"

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Derek: "You gave Meredith a boob job?!"
Sloan: "Yeah!"
Derek: "Holy crap, they're big! What size silicone is that?"
Mark: "It's not silicone! They're basketballs!"

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Derek: "I'm dreamier."
Sloan: "I'm steamier."
Both: "Yow."

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Derek: The shadow cast by the blinds is really working my mysterious, sensual, & awesomely exquisite vibe I got going on here...oh yeah, and the hair... Mark: Oh quit being such a diva.

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Derek: *singing* My hair's better than your hair, my hair's better than your's...my hair's better cuz it gets salon conditioner, my hair's better than your's... Mark: Oh for the love of God...

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"Taking a break from our McLife.

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Derek: Serioustly?! You've got issues. Mark: Well, My $400-dollar-an-hour shrink says that behind this rugged and confident exterior, I'm self-loathing and self-destructive to an almost pathological degree. Derek: Don't belive the shrink, a psychiatrist is a man who goes to a strip club and watches the audience.

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Derek: Serioustly?! You've got issues. Mark: Well, My $400-dollar-an-hour shrink says that behind this rugged and confident exterior, I'm self-loathing and self-destructive to an almost pathological degree. Derek: Don'y belive the shrink, a psychiatrist is a man who goes to a strip club and watches the audience.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)

Lexie: [narrating] Grief may be a thing we all have in common, but it looks different on everyone.
Mark: It isn't just death we have to grieve. It's life. It's loss. It's change.
Alex: And when we wonder why it has to suck so much sometimes, has to hurt so bad. The thing we gotta try to remember is that it can turn on a dime.
Izzie: That's how you stay alive. When it hurts so much you can't breathe, that's how you survive.
Derek: By remembering that one day, somehow, impossibly, you won't feel this way. It won't hurt this much.
Bailey: Grief comes in its own time for everyone, in its own way.
Owen: So the best we can do, the best anyone can do, is try for honesty.
Meredith: The really crappy thing, the very worst part of grief is that you can't control it.
Arizona: The best we can do is try to let ourselves feel it when it comes.
Callie: And let it go when we can.
Meredith: The very worst part is that the minute you think you're past it, it starts all over again.
Cristina: And always, every time, it takes your breath away.
Meredith: There are five stages of grief. They look different on all of us, but there are always five.
Alex: Denial.
Derek: Anger.
Bailey: Bargaining.
Lexie: Depression.
Richard: Acceptance.