Private Practice Caption Contest XI

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Welcome to another edition of the Private Practice Insider Caption Contest. Click here to see who won last week's, then get ready to give this your caption(s) ...

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Violet: Sign language is more difficult than I thought...


Addison : Come on, Derek is about to propose to the little girl that stole him from me, can't you come up with something so I can stop it? Naomi : Maybe if we inject Archer with some brain parasites, Derek will have to save him and won't be able to propose! Violet : This is really not healthy. You two need help.


Addison: Why are we still sitting in Violet's office. My Brother has foreign organisms growing in his brain and might die, And were just sitting here doing nothing.


Addison: Is anyone elses rear end falling asleep for sitting here for so long? Naomi: Yes. Violet: yeah, couple of weeks ago


Addison: Somebody's go to do it.
Violet: I don't think it's neccessary.
Addison: I think Naomi should.
Naomi: (laughing nervously) What!? Why me?
Violet: You are the obvious choice.
Naomi: Hey! Your on a roll. Why stop now.
Addison: Nay-
Naomi: What about you! You're the expert.
Addison: Naomi. We have had sex with every man on this show. Nay it's time you break the virgin in.
Violet: He isn't a virgin with a 8 yr old kid. Where did she come from again?
Naomi: (sighs) Okay...I'll sleep with Dell. I just hope he doesn't act all sprung again.


Violet: So we are heading to Seattle Grace Hospital for a short time, huh?!?! Naomi: I hear there are some real doozie of a doctors over there - one is sleeping with her dead boyfriend, one broke another's penis in the on call room, one can't figure out of she is hetero, homo, or bisexual...drama, drama, drama... Addison: Tell me about it...what is this world coming to? Next thing ya know, one of us will be sleeping with every doctor that comes in the door and get pregnant... Violet **thinking** oh crap.


Naomi: Seriously Violet, you picked Sheldon over Pete? Violet : You don't understand. I can't explain it. Addison: I understand. You should visit my ex husband. I think you have a brain tumor.


Naomi: Addison, when were you going to choose a winning caption for the caption contest? Addison: What? I thought Violet was going to do it... Violet: I thought that Oceanside Guy was going to do it... Naomi: Dell?


Violet: Best Sex you ever had Addison: Karev, in the on call room Naomi: the intern Addison: he's a resident now Violet: you had sex with an intern, that is bad Addison: No, it was pretty great


Naomi "How long are we going to have to sit here and wait for them to end this edition of the caption contest?" Violet "Probably until someone comes up with something really good" Addison "Don't look at me, I am under enough pressure as it is! I can't think of some clever quote"

Private Practice Quotes

You ever been violated? Anybody rape you lately? Let me tell you what its like. You know those made for TV movies where some woman's crouched down naked in a shower holding her knees and sobbing because when she closes her eyes she can still feel the guys hands on her? How when they show the attack the woman's eyes go all blank and still and she goes to some other place in her mind just to deal with the horror of what's happening to her while some Lillith Fair song plays. It is nothing like that. He's sturdy and sweaty and he licks your face and wipes himself off in your hair and when you try to scream he punches you so hard you see God. And then he goes at you again reaping stuff you didn't even know you had because he enjoyed it so much the first time. I know you're trying to help but if helping me means that everyone is gonna be looking at me the way you're looking at me now please do not help me.


You tomato-ed me back. I like that.


Private Practice Music

  Song Artist
Song Lost The Mary Onettes
Down-in-the-valley Down In The Valley The Broken West iTunes
Song Message From Yuz The Switches
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