Rock of Love Bus Photo Recap: Episode Two

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On last night's second episode of Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels, the rocker asked his suitors to bring him a pretend wedding gift and write him pretend wedding vows. After all, Michaels said to them:

"The only way to be by my side, is if I can see you as my bride."

Among the nuggets the contestant gave up with for vows were:

  • I promise to cook you the best, rockin’ food and never, ever wear panties.
  • I will be your umbrella in the rain.
  • If there’s ever a tear to fall from your perfect face, I will kiss it away until a tender smile blesses me.

Review the complete episode with VH1's detailed blog recap. Below, we focus on a series of skanky, hilarious images from this episode of Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels. Click on each to enlarge...

Wannabe Bride
Getting Prepared
Awaiting His Bride
Brittaney Photo
Farrah, Rock of Love Bus
Mindy and Bret
Two Dollar Love
Leg Scissors!
Upside Down Suitor
Major Sucking of Face
Drink Up, Ladies
More Making Out

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