Scrubs Recap: "My Cookie Pants"

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In the second new episode of Scrubs last night, "My Cookie Pants," Dr. Cox was offered the position of Chief of Medicine, while Elliot and J.D. were getting ready to rekindle the physical side of the relationship.

Cox is a Fraidy Cat

So did Cox take the position?  Why was Elliot annoying Turk all day?  Did Denise learn to be compassionate?  The answers to these questions and more in our "My Cookie Pants" recap.  Here are some of our favorite quotes from the episode:

Kelso: Dr. Reid, when did you become homeless?
Elliot: These are just my cookie pants
Kelso: These are my muffin pants. I've been wearing them since I retired | permalink
J.D.: Hey, I'm glad I found you. I need your approval to cut down some lollipop trees outside the sea monkey hut
Denise: What are you talking about?
J.D.: These decisions have to go through you because you're the mayor of crazy town | permalink
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Scrubs Quotes

J.D.: Holy inferiority complex Batman! How low is my self esteem that I'm the sidekick in my own fantasy?
Turk: It could be worse. You could be Alfred the butler.
J.D.: Damn you, sir

Paul: You know, I've been thinking a lot about us lately.
Elliot: Me too.
Paul: God, you drive me crazy.
Elliot: Oh, you drive me crazy!
Paul: Sometimes I just lay awake at night, thinking about how unbelievably lucky I am to have you in my life.
Elliot: Sometimes you're so controlling it makes me want to strangle you.