TV Quotes of the Week: Lie to Me, Scrubs and More!

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From a doctor trying to deal with his new intern, to a scientist seeking the truth, our TV quotes section is chock full of the funniest, most dramatic utterances of the season.

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Below, sample the best from this week's new episodes of various shows, from Scrubs to Lie to Me...

Denise: You called me Joe?
J.D.: Do you not like that as a new nickname?
Denise: Just a little butch, I like banging dudes.. so...
J.D: I heard that's nice | permalink -- Scrubs
Ria: You drugged her so she could lie?
Cal: Never let the facts get in the way of the truth. | permalink -- Lie to Me
Kutner: You slept with Foreman?
Thirteen: Sorry, you were busy. | permalink -- House
Booth: Bones, what are you doing in the ice?
Brennan: Well I get nervous when you fall down and don't get up. | permalink -- Bones
Walter: With all due respect, Darwin got it all wrong. I used to make the joke that Darwin's thinking was rather... unevolved.
Peter: Which I'm sure used to be very funny. | permalink -- Fringe

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