The CW has released a couple of fun, new promos for upcoming Gossip Girl episodes - which unfortunately do not return until Monday, March 16. Sigh.

In any case, we've got plenty of spoilers and topics of debate to hold us over - the controversial Nate and Blair reunion being the most frequently discussed.

Another hot topic is Rachel Carr. The Gossip Girl promo below centers on this "ment-whore," who's been known to engage in acts of "hiding the Humphrey" ... 

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Follow the jump for a second promo shot in the same style, but focused on what it's like to be "Blairanoid," and the common side-effect of "Dorota-Buse" ...

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