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  1. fruitbottom

    Penelope: Sorry, N. Blair doesn't want you back.
    Isabel: Serena doesn't want you either.
    Nate: Oh. Well then, Penelope, I guess it's your turn to get naked for me.
    Penelope: Already?
    Nate: Well, I walked in on Jenny and her friend stripping, and Vanessa's standing in that light over there, so we're two ahead of schedule.

  2. Alexa Crawford
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Awe Cute Sammy! I like yours :)

  3. QueenB4ever

    Nate: Hey... Have a minute?
    Isabel: Of course!
    Penelope: He was talking to me!
    Isabel: Ew, no he was not!
    Nate: Uh...
    Penelope: Why would he talk to you, Iz? You're never on Gossip Girl.
    Isabel: Oh and being in there for a Coach trench is sooo cool.
    Nate: On second thought, maybe I should go...
    Penelope: No, Nate! I was on Gossip Girl for being a Blair minion too! Come back!!

  4. Andre Pattinson
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: Oh, hello, sad Blair wannabe...

  5. chairluverx

    P: will u go out with me?
    N: no.

  6. S

    Nate- hey Penelope things are really messed up with my way too young lover, Jenny. so ill date you for a while but most likely either cheat on you with all of your closest friends at once or ill just break up with up because of my internal issues.

    Penelope-Sure you still got the paper that had my number on it that i gave you?

    Nate- uhhhh no i used it to put out my joint.

  7. Dair to Believe.
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Nate: Oh my God, Penelope, I love your dress! Where'd u get it? I MUST know!
    Hazel: *gasps* He can't be-
    Penelope: You've got to be kidding me...
    Issabelle: Gay.

  8. JLee

    Nate: Penelope, I just wanted to say...
    Penelope: ...That I look more beautiful than Hazel and Isobel?
    Nate: No, I look more beautiful! Thanks to my over gelled man bangs and smokin' hot tuxedo!

  9. lola

    Nate: hey Penelope, i feel so weird asking you this-
    Penelope: oh Nate you should know already you can tell me anything.
    Nate: well umm-
    Penelope: don't worry Blair doesn't have to know a thing.
    Nate: ok well that's good... takes a little pressure off.
    Penelope: so what did you wanna ask me?
    Nate: do you have any mascara? i think Jenny stole mine while she was going thru that whole raccoon phase.

  10. Catty

    Penelope (thinking): OMG! Nate is touching me! Who's got a cell phone here, please, god, please let someone send it as a tip to Gossip Girl! P+N4EVA!!!!
    Nate (out-loud) : Hey, it's Penelope right? I just need to tell you. . . . You've got. . . uh some you know . . . toilet paper . . . stuck to your shoe.

  11. Rod

    P: OMG! Too much makeup Nate!
    N: You think? I'm using the new M.A.C. foundation...
    I: OMG! Me too!

  12. gglover4eva

    lmao! At Harry's.

  13. bianca

    Im needy!!!!

  14. JJ

    Penelope: You know, you're really hot, but those man-bangs have got to go. We can't see your pretty face. Why don't you try a headband?

    Nate: Who are you?

  15. GGxoxox

    P: OMFG!!!
    N: Whats wrong?
    P: Don't look but there is this guy with the same bangs as you!
    N:YOURE KIDDING RIGHT?
    H: lol

  16. harry.

    P- (whsipers) watch how its done... hey Nate !
    N- hey... uhh what's ur name again?
    P- Penelope, silly !
    N- oh right ! yea ur one of Blair's followers... what's up?
    P- if you're not too busy, i was wondering if you could save me a dance.
    N- i have to be honest with you, I'm kinda stuck in the middle of who to choose between Vanessa, Blair, & Jenny. And on a scale of hotness, you just don't measure up. Its a rule of mine that i only date women as pretty as me. So think about getting that nose job & just maybe you might get a shot... better luck next year ;].
    P- oh umm... yea... sure.
    I- (thinking to herself) its about time someone puts that bitch in her place.
    P- tell anyone about this & you'll die.

  17. haluk cemil

    Penelope: Hey nate! You in for a foursome?
    Nate: hell yeah!

  18. sammy*

    Nate: i just wanted to say you're the most beautiful girl here.
    *Penelope turns around*
    Penelope: omg ! you have no idea how much that means to me, i--
    Nate: before you say another word i must apologize. I thought you were Blair... but then you turned around & i was clearly wrong.

  19. Monika

    Nate: Oh, hey Hazel.
    Penelope: My name is Penelope.
    Nate: Oh, who cares?

  20. madison

    dreama and the asian girl look the right age, but none of the other peripheral characters do, imo. like these two over here look WAY too old. the black girl is like 30 years old IRL!! ew.

  21. ggfan

    just gotta say. that is not a flattering angle on penelope. V. Jay Leno!!!

  22. Cannarie

    N: Hey! guess what I'm proposing to Blair tomorrow please help me get it done perfectly..
    P: Guess your dream is over..Blair is making out with chuck..see!

  23. Cannarie

    N: Hey! guess what I'm proposing to Blair tomorrow please help me get it done perfectly..
    P: Guess your dreams over..Blair is making out with chuck..see!

  24. Maddy

    P: Nate, haven't you heard?
    N: what?!
    I: Bangs are out, it's all about headbands now!

  25. sarah

    I: Hi, Nate.
    N: Hery, Isablel, having gun.
    P: Oh, my god, is that my butt in the reflection over there? No more grapes for me...


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