Gossip Girl Caption Contest 43

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Welcome, Gossip Girl fans, to the 43rd Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest! This week's winner is chairislovexoxo, with honorable mentions going out to sammy* and di.

Congratulations! The winning entry appears below the photo, with the full list of great entries further down. Thanks to all of you for playing and good luck again this week!

Blair and Dorota Photo

B: Remember the first time you saw the real me? Take me. Now!!
Dorota: Happy endings not in my job description Miss Blair.

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B: So you're telling me that dirty motherchucker is gonna sleep with that pauper Vanessa ?!
D: well Miss Blair, i can not predict de future but me good friend Ms. Cleo tells me so...
B: well if that's indeed true, i need you to deliver this package from me to Vanessa, its a take home box since she's screwing my leftovers.

Kaitlyn

Blair:Dorata!
Dorata:Yes,Miss Blair?
Blair:How many times have i told you?
Dorota:A thousand times.
Blair:Yes!So why do you keepquit stealing my look?
Dorota:I'm terribly sorry Miss Blair.
Blair:If you wanted to get a guys attention you should have stolen Serena look!

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Blair: what?!? are you sure you are truly my real mother???
Dorota: Yes Miss Blair... Oh! and that's not my only confession...i am also Gossip Girl... i stole your contact lists from your facebook account... i am the only maid here and maids are made to gossip... "X.O.X.O. gossip girl" or should i say..."Dorota"
Blair: oh no!!! at least, i'm still Queen B....
Dorota: ....and i am the mother queen... you know you love me.... ^_~

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dorota: meees blair, i don't swing that way.

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B: First I lose Nate to Serena, and now I'm losing Chuck to some nanny hooker named Elle? This is it, Dorota! We need a plan!
D: But, Miss Blair -
B: Be quiet! I've got an idea...it's up to you to infiltrate the organization.
D: What?!
B: How do you feel about masquerade masks?

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Blair- so you're telling me Chuck was FINALLY GONNA TELL ME HE LOVES ME & YOU TOLD HIM TO LEAVE ?!!
Dorota: well Miss Blair, Nathaniel was in your room and you didn't want any visitors--
Blair: SHUSH ! I DON'T CARE IF AUDREY HEPBURN WAS IN MY ROOM (& YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WORSHIP HER) WAS IN MY ROOM. THE FACT IS THAT HEARING AN "I LOVE YOU" FROM CHUCK IS AS RARE AS FINDING AN ITEM OF CLOTHING MADE BY JENNY HUMPHREY IN MY CLOSET !!

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Dorota: I'm so sorry Miss Blair
Blair: Eleanor and RUFUS! what's next, chuck and jenny? me and DAN?

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B: Dorota! Do not tell C and S were am going or I ll kill, you hear me.
Dorota: *Stammers*....Yes Miss Blair

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I tried to fix the bold/italics thing but I don't know if I did. I don't understand html that well. You can tell by seeing if this is bold/italic or not, that was my best try. Sorry if it didn't work...

Melinna

Dorota: I´m affraid I have some bad news miss Blair... Blair: Nelly Yuki got into Yale and I didn´t?? Miss Carr is the one trying to take me down?? Yes, I already know! Dorota: No...it´s worse miss Blair!! Blair: WHAT?? WHAT CAN BE WORSE THAN THAT?? I´M DYING?? IS TIFFANY´S BANKRUPTING?? ARE HEADBANDS NO LONGER FASHIONABLE??? Dorota: Rumor has it that they are bringing Aaron Rose back, to be more than just your step brother! If you know what I mean... Blair: ......(blank)........ Dorota: Miss Blair?? Are you ok?? Blair: Dorota, kill me...RIGHT NOW!!!

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair
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