Derek:Does ANYONE have respect for privacy around here? I mean seriously. My entire life has been gossiped about in this hospital. What's happened with Meredith and me, Addison and me, and Rose and me has been the topic of conversation for everyone's enjoyment. To top that off, all day, an oncologist has questioned my skills. MY skills. I'm one of the best neurosurgeons in the world. So don't mock me about my beautiful, romantic proposal. And yes, she accepted.
Owen:(thinking)And I'M the one getting the MRI
greysislife12345
March 28th, 2009 9:40 PM
Owen: So Meredith finally accepted your proposal? After turning you down twice? Wow, you must have real confidence in the marriage now.
Derek: Yes I do, in fact. And by the way, is Christina still alive? 'Cause I wasn't sure if you were man enough to keep her alive after...you know.
Owen:Alright fine, no more proposal stabs
Derek:Same goes for the PTSD
McMerDer
March 28th, 2009 9:02 PM
Derek: How does it feel to be on the other side of this?
Owen: Honestly, I'm a little claustrophobic, so not good at all.
Derek: Well just try to relax and try not to think of fans or helicopters.
Owen: Good idea
jay
March 28th, 2009 7:03 PM
Hahaha, marriedmymcdreamy totally needs to win. ^^
xie
March 28th, 2009 6:35 PM
Owen: Why are you staring at me?
Derek: You have this HUGE zit on the side of you face and the light just makes it look bigger!
Owen: Seriously!? that darn Proactiv! I want my money back!!!
Derek: You use Proactiv? man you got jipped! I use Clearasil! And man does it make me look sexy!
2Anthony4
March 28th, 2009 5:58 PM
Derek: No more strangling Cristina, into the morgue.Owen: Fine, but you're next!
grey's fan
March 28th, 2009 12:17 PM
Derek:you need to be fine man
owen: i need you to fix me
Derek: if i don't, i will go crazy.... Christina and mer. will drive me crazy for not making you fine and you won't be around to save me from all of the pain
Izzie
March 28th, 2009 11:27 AM
Your welcome MB your pretty good you will get better :D
vivdora
March 28th, 2009 10:03 AM
Derek "If I drop this on your head you won't be McHottie anymore"
MerDer
March 28th, 2009 9:22 AM
Cindy Le wins. definitely
MerDerENGAGED
March 28th, 2009 6:54 AM
marriedmcdreamy that was hilarious!!
Mandy
March 28th, 2009 5:07 AM
Owen: Derek, come on! Do I really have to do this?
Derek: Yes, I told you I want to propose and I need these CT scans of your head to show Meredith that she is definitely not the dark and twisty one anymore.Lay still now.
Mikhail
March 28th, 2009 4:19 AM
Derek: Beware...
Owen: Why?
Derek: I placed ceiling fans inside.
tegan
March 28th, 2009 3:00 AM
Owen: I've never loved someone the way i love you Derek
Derek: *sighs* aw sheesh you should have told me BEFORE i got in that darn elevator with meredith!
McDreamy's Susan
March 28th, 2009 2:11 AM
Derek: "So, tell me Owen, before I hurt you with this machine, is it safe?"
Owen: "HUH?"
Derek: "You know, is it, SAFE?"
Owen: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Derek:"Oh, never mind then!"
XOXO
March 28th, 2009 1:43 AM
Derek: In all my years in space I have never met anyone so...human.
Owen: Derek, I'm not dead and this isn't Star trek.
Derek: I know. It just seemed to fit the mood.
McDreamy's Susan
March 28th, 2009 1:22 AM
Owen: "What's happening to me Derek? I see a strange light and I hear faint voices..."
Derek: "It's ok Owen, go towards the light- just towards the nice,peaceful light----(and thinks to himself: and leave Cristina the hell alone-if Mer's upset I don't get any!")
gulza23
March 28th, 2009 1:21 AM
Owen: Now before i go into the light. Tell me, what hair care products do you use?
Derek: Well Owen, if i told you that i'd have to kill you... Derek: Just kidding
Owen: Really?
Derek: NO
gulza23
March 28th, 2009 1:21 AM
Owen: Now before i go into the light. Tell me, what hair care products do you use?
Derek: Well Owen, if i told you that i'd have to kill you...
GreysFan929
March 27th, 2009 11:22 PM
Derek: Look I'm doing this for your own good. You don't want to be called "McStrangly" by all the women in the hospital
Owen: That might be good though because I'm the only male attending without a nickname from the McDictionary
Derek: Well there is the chief....
Owen: I meant those with actual hair on their head so he doesn't count
Chief (calls from the hallway): Heyyy. McStrangly you're freakin fired. mutters under breath (That McBastard)
George (walking in the hallway): Heyyyy that was part of my line....back when I actually had lines...grrr
clarkson_fan
March 27th, 2009 10:56 PM
Derek: So, you strangled Cristina, eh?
Owen: Well...she had it coming to her
greysismyfave
March 27th, 2009 9:01 PM
marriedmymcdreamy has to win... hands down
and i also really really liked jojo's... so funny!
MB
March 27th, 2009 8:45 PM
Thanks for the feedback Izzie. Someone just told me about this Caption Contest. It is a great idea. My first time posting. :)
March 28th, 2009 10:16 PM
Aha, I loved marriedmymcdreamy + GreysFan929. :)
March 28th, 2009 9:47 PM
Owen: So did Meredith accept your proposal?
Derek:Does ANYONE have respect for privacy around here? I mean seriously. My entire life has been gossiped about in this hospital. What's happened with Meredith and me, Addison and me, and Rose and me has been the topic of conversation for everyone's enjoyment. To top that off, all day, an oncologist has questioned my skills. MY skills. I'm one of the best neurosurgeons in the world. So don't mock me about my beautiful, romantic proposal. And yes, she accepted.
Owen:(thinking)And I'M the one getting the MRI
March 28th, 2009 9:40 PM
Owen: So Meredith finally accepted your proposal? After turning you down twice? Wow, you must have real confidence in the marriage now.
Derek: Yes I do, in fact. And by the way, is Christina still alive? 'Cause I wasn't sure if you were man enough to keep her alive after...you know.
Owen:Alright fine, no more proposal stabs
Derek:Same goes for the PTSD
March 28th, 2009 9:02 PM
Derek: How does it feel to be on the other side of this?
Owen: Honestly, I'm a little claustrophobic, so not good at all.
Derek: Well just try to relax and try not to think of fans or helicopters.
Owen: Good idea
March 28th, 2009 7:03 PM
Hahaha, marriedmymcdreamy totally needs to win. ^^
March 28th, 2009 6:35 PM
Owen: Why are you staring at me?
Derek: You have this HUGE zit on the side of you face and the light just makes it look bigger!
Owen: Seriously!? that darn Proactiv! I want my money back!!!
Derek: You use Proactiv? man you got jipped! I use Clearasil! And man does it make me look sexy!
March 28th, 2009 5:58 PM
Derek: No more strangling Cristina, into the morgue.Owen: Fine, but you're next!
March 28th, 2009 12:17 PM
Derek:you need to be fine man
owen: i need you to fix me
Derek: if i don't, i will go crazy.... Christina and mer. will drive me crazy for not making you fine and you won't be around to save me from all of the pain
March 28th, 2009 11:27 AM
Your welcome MB your pretty good you will get better :D
March 28th, 2009 10:03 AM
Derek "If I drop this on your head you won't be McHottie anymore"
March 28th, 2009 9:22 AM
Cindy Le wins. definitely
March 28th, 2009 6:54 AM
marriedmcdreamy that was hilarious!!
March 28th, 2009 5:07 AM
Owen: Derek, come on! Do I really have to do this?
Derek: Yes, I told you I want to propose and I need these CT scans of your head to show Meredith that she is definitely not the dark and twisty one anymore.Lay still now.
March 28th, 2009 4:19 AM
Derek: Beware...
Owen: Why?
Derek: I placed ceiling fans inside.
March 28th, 2009 3:00 AM
Owen: I've never loved someone the way i love you Derek
Derek: *sighs* aw sheesh you should have told me BEFORE i got in that darn elevator with meredith!
March 28th, 2009 2:11 AM
Derek: "So, tell me Owen, before I hurt you with this machine, is it safe?"
Owen: "HUH?"
Derek: "You know, is it, SAFE?"
Owen: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Derek:"Oh, never mind then!"
March 28th, 2009 1:43 AM
Derek: In all my years in space I have never met anyone so...human.
Owen: Derek, I'm not dead and this isn't Star trek.
Derek: I know. It just seemed to fit the mood.
March 28th, 2009 1:22 AM
Owen: "What's happening to me Derek? I see a strange light and I hear faint voices..."
Derek: "It's ok Owen, go towards the light- just towards the nice,peaceful light----(and thinks to himself: and leave Cristina the hell alone-if Mer's upset I don't get any!")
March 28th, 2009 1:21 AM
Owen: Now before i go into the light. Tell me, what hair care products do you use?
Derek: Well Owen, if i told you that i'd have to kill you... Derek: Just kidding
Owen: Really?
Derek: NO
March 28th, 2009 1:21 AM
Owen: Now before i go into the light. Tell me, what hair care products do you use?
Derek: Well Owen, if i told you that i'd have to kill you...
March 27th, 2009 11:22 PM
Derek: Look I'm doing this for your own good. You don't want to be called "McStrangly" by all the women in the hospital
Owen: That might be good though because I'm the only male attending without a nickname from the McDictionary
Derek: Well there is the chief....
Owen: I meant those with actual hair on their head so he doesn't count
Chief (calls from the hallway): Heyyy. McStrangly you're freakin fired. mutters under breath (That McBastard)
George (walking in the hallway): Heyyyy that was part of my line....back when I actually had lines...grrr
March 27th, 2009 10:56 PM
Derek: So, you strangled Cristina, eh?
Owen: Well...she had it coming to her
March 27th, 2009 9:01 PM
marriedmymcdreamy has to win... hands down
and i also really really liked jojo's... so funny!
March 27th, 2009 8:45 PM
Thanks for the feedback Izzie. Someone just told me about this Caption Contest. It is a great idea. My first time posting. :)
March 27th, 2009 8:36 PM
Hahahaha I love yours MB