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March 9th, 2009 4:13 AM
merideth: Wait, wern't you with callie?
Mark: what, no. we uh:-
Lexie: You slept with Dr. Torrez?!
March 9th, 2009 12:25 AM
I agree with greys fan I Like Demi's the best cuz I could see that happening. Mcslut and Mcsteamy in the same sentence says it all!
March 9th, 2009 12:17 AM
Mer: "He punched you."
Mark: "Ya he punched me, and all because I said Lexie and I were dating."
Mer: "You and Lexie are what?"
Mark: (pointing at Lexie) "Don't blame me, she was all 'teach me teach me'!"
Lexie: "I needed some pointers for George, but once he disappeared I just kinda stuck with Mark."
Mark: "And now we're dating!"
Mer: "So what does this mean for the dirty mistresses club?"
March 9th, 2009 12:02 AM
mer:MCSTEEEAAMMMMYY!! cant you do one thing right ... how many times do i have to tell u not to clap wid me first...u clap wid lexi on the right side then with me on the left...
lexi(to mark):if you dont get it right this time there'll be no teaching tonight
mark:OK...letx take it from the top...
March 8th, 2009 8:22 PM
McSeriouslyaTaylorSwiftFan, I love yours about the pickle! Too funny!
March 8th, 2009 8:16 PM
meredith: i'm going to kick your ass for sleeping with my sister
mark: no worries. your psychotic boyfriend took care of that already
March 8th, 2009 7:39 PM
I feel so sorry for whoever has to pick the winner cause everyone of this so freakin awesome. So good luck with that!
March 8th, 2009 6:47 PM
I like the ChelseaFC one.
March 8th, 2009 5:30 PM
MAN I HAVE READ ALL OF THEM AND DEMI IS MY FAVORITE! I COULD SERIOUSLY SEE THAT HAPPENING!
March 8th, 2009 4:58 PM
Meredith Mark and Lexie in perfect harmony:
Come and knock on our door.....
We've been waiting for you......
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three's company too.
March 8th, 2009 4:16 PM
Mark: So did you hear?!
meredith: NO, my DVR cut off at the end, what happened?
Mark: They're having a top 13 on American Idol this year!
Lexie: No wayyyy!
March 8th, 2009 12:28 PM
mark: uhm...i need to tell you something big grey...i uhm...am dating lexie. i'm sleeping with her too, actually.
mer: wait...NO!! you're changing my crappy alzheimers babies for babypedia's?!
lexie: anne frank is telling the nazi's the truth!!
March 8th, 2009 10:29 AM
Thanks guys.
LMAO @ these though. Another GREAT one. This caption contest gets better every week.
March 8th, 2009 7:05 AM
lexie:george's not here so u've got to get me some tampons
mer (to mark):u filling in for george?? cool...get me some glow in the dark condoms...me n derek are out of them...
mark:HEY!! wasnt i the one who used to order things around here?
March 8th, 2009 4:30 AM
Mark: Hey, I heard that if Meridith leaves the show, Shonda is gonna name this gig after Little Grey!
Mer: Gasp!
Lex: Lil Grey's Anatomy. Cool!
March 8th, 2009 3:42 AM
Meredith: Okay, we are not talking about Big Shepherd and Big Grey, here, people. Let's concentrate on Little Sloan and Little Grey--how did this happen?"
March 7th, 2009 11:45 PM
lololol Scale 1 to Derek! All sugestions are hilarious!
March 7th, 2009 11:39 PM
Mark - Rate me!
Meredith - Well, on a scale of 1 to Derek, your hair is a 6.
Lexie - Wow! I'd give you at least a 6 and a half!
March 7th, 2009 11:04 PM
hahahaha Joey, the one about seriously is HILARIOUS! LOVE IT! :D
March 7th, 2009 7:29 PM
Mark: So which one of you want's my pickle?
March 7th, 2009 4:42 PM
Meredith: McSteamy did the McNasty with my McSister?? (Slaps Mark) You McBastard!
March 7th, 2009 11:24 AM
HA HA HA HA!!!!
THESE ARE HILARIOUS!
GREAT, NOW I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I HAVE TO GO AND PEE!
March 7th, 2009 9:25 AM
Mark (to Meredith): What are you doing here? You should be with Derek. After learning he's lost most of his patients, Derek's broken. Go!
Meredith: Well, he's broken. At least, his penis isn't.
Lexie: Shut up!
March 7th, 2009 7:50 AM
Mark: What can I say? I just love tuning into Little Grey's Anatomy...
March 7th, 2009 3:06 AM
Lexie: So, pick me. Choose me. Love me.
Meredith: HEEEEY!