With an all-new Grey's Anatomy on tap tonight and another next week, Entertainment Weekly's Michael Ausiello seeks to whet our collective appetites with these spoilers.

Will Derek ever pop the question - and when, and where? Will Cristina be hurt by Owen? And how long will Izzie's condition be kept under wraps? Let's get to it, shall we ...

Q: What is up with this supposed marriage that will take place at the end of the season on Grey's Anatomy? I'm assuming that a Meredith and Derek wedding would be too rushed.

A: You know what they say about people who assume: They make an a out of ss and ume. I hear Der will finally propose to Mer in the March 26 episode titled "Elevator Love Letter" (gee, I wonder where he pops the question?), so, assuming she accepts, that gives the happy couple about seven weeks to pull something together. That's more than enough time, no?

Q: This is my first time asking a question, so, for the sake of a newbie's sanity, could you please give a good Grey's Anatomy spoiler on Cristina and Owen?

A: Sorry, but the hazing section of the AA bylaws state that all virgin question-askers must be given an ugly, painful spoiler their first time out. With that in mind, remember me telling you that Owen's PTSD would cause him to physically harm Cristina? Well, that little scratch last week wasn't it. The violence I was referring to comes next week when Owen strangles the you-know-what out of her.

Q: How long will Izzie's condition remain a secret on Grey's Anatomy?

A: Not long. Loose-lipped Cristina blabs all to Bailey and Alex right before she performs her first solo surgery. BTW, can anyone explain why Izzie chose to confide in Cristina and not George? I mean, aside from the obvious: It would've required giving T.R. Knight something to do.

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