Primetime Preview: Gossip Girl Returns!

What should you set your TiVo for tonight? And what should you say Ti-NO to?

Our staff combs through this evening's television listings and helps readers set their viewing schedules:

• 8:00 p.m.  Gossip Girl returns after a month and a half hiatus (CW); a two-hour long Dancing With The Stars (ABC); Penny stars a new business on The Big Bang Theory (CBS); House follows the advice of a cat (FOX)
• 8:30 p.m. Laura Prepon's final episode on How I Met Your Mother (CBS)
• 9:00 p.m. Charlie tries to take care of his girlfriend on Two and a Half Men (CBS); One Tree Hill is still on the air? (CW); It's getting late on 24 (FOX)
• 10:00 p.m. Horatio Cane whips out a one-liner on CSI: Miami (CBS); a new Castle (ABC)

Bye Laura Prepon!  We'll miss you on TV but not on HIMYM

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