30 Rock Recap: "Jackie Jormp-Jomp"

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Phew.

We almost lost stressed-out, hilarious Liz Lemon in this episode of 30 Rock. Due to her suspension from TGS, the character got caught up in the world of spoiled divorcees... until they turned out to be a fight club, that is.

Read more about it with this complete recap of "Jackie Jormp-Jomp."

Classic Liz

Unsurprisingly, there were a number of hilarious 30 Rock quotes this week. Check out a sample below..

Kenneth: Ms. Lemon, you're not supposed to be here; you're on s-e-x probation. | permalink
Jack: Jenna, Sheinhardt-Universal does not want to release the picture.
Jenna: And how will that affect my Oscar chances?
Jack: Adversely. | permalink
Frank: Has anyone looked at this sexual harassment stuff they gave us?
Tracy: I don't need to read it; the whole thing is loosely based on an evening I had with Isiah Thomas. | permalink
Jack: You being dead is the best thing that ever happened to this movie. Jenna, I wanna Tupac you.
Jenna: Fine, but I have to pee first!
Jack: No. No, no, no, no. Tupac Shakur, the rapper. He sold ten times more albums when he was dead than when he was alive; that's what we're going to do with this movie. | permalink

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