90210 Round Table: "Life's a Drag"
Matt Richenthal at .Welcome to the 90210 Round Table!
A few TV Fanatic staff members are here to analyze the burning questions and memorable moments from the latest episode, "Life's a Drag."
This week's topics from the show include Silver's sanity, Annie/Ethan, Liam and more...
Silver's mental status makes her: Hot or Crazy?
BrendaLova: Silver has to eat a few cheeseburgers before she can be considered hot. And that's before we even get to how many screws this girl has loose.
The Real McKay: Crazy. Really, really, scary, crazy. I'd like to refer to Barney Stinson's crazy/hot scale from How I Met Your Mother: Silver is pretty hot, but waaaay below the Vickie Mendoza line. Seriously, even those beautiful eyes and anorexic body can't justify throwing a rock through your teacher's window!
Wild4Wilds: She's clearly crazy. But, be honest fellas: would any of you kick her out of bed?
Are Ethan and Annie really over?
The Real McKay: One can only dream.
Wild4Wilds: Considering the news that Dustin Milligan isn't returning next season? I'll say yes.
BrendaLova: No. How can Ethan resist that skeleton-like body and shallow personality?
Is Liam a welcome addition to the show?
Wild4Wilds: Yes. Naomi is a bad girl. She needs her very own bad boy.
BrendaLova: Yes. But can we slow down on the comparisons to Dylan McKay? The guy needs a law-breaking father, brooding personality and eyebrow scar before he can be mentioned in the same breath as that iconic character.
The Real McKay: Anyone that gets us a fast and the furious scene in a GTO is an absolutely worthy addition to any show. Welcome, new Dylan.
What grade should Mr. Matthews give Silver's project?
BrendaLova: I don't think Mr. Matthews is qualified to grade that video. Can West Beverly hire Ray J as a guest teacher?
The Real McKay: I'm going to go with an A minus. Let's be honest. Sure, it had some inappropriate content for high school... or life. Sure, she's a complete nut job. But, wow, I thought it was very artistic and well done. If you could get it below ten minutes, you'd have had the full A.
Wild4Wilds: No better than a C. I didn't think the score properly illustrated the depth of Dixon and Silver's love for one another inside that closet.
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