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April 14th, 2009 4:58 PM
Meredith: You wrote down all those secrets I told you about me and Sadie? And you're making a book?
Derek: I thought we could use the extra cash. First we're going to get married, then next comes kids, and they will need hair products too, Mer.
April 14th, 2009 4:34 PM
Meredith: Well as long as you don't go jumping out that window over there, consider yourself one step better than I am when I'm depressed.
April 14th, 2009 11:35 AM
Derek: Look. I'll give you the Harry Potter card if you want to, but you have to give me the Hagrid one.
Meredith: No way! We're going to get married, we'll share the cards.
Derek: I want divorce.
April 14th, 2009 10:59 AM
Derek: The pile on the right; the good times and laughter I shared with Addison... the pile of the left; the good times and laughter with you... just sayin'.
April 14th, 2009 12:50 AM
Derek: The pile on my right is all the times you've been referred to as "dark and twisty" since the show began. The pile on my left is all the times I've been called or refered to as "McDreamy".
Mer: This actually bothers you, doesn't it?
Derek: Well, it's just surprising, that's all. you'd think people would get tired of your issues. Looking at me on the other hand...
April 14th, 2009 12:14 AM
Derek: What are these, Mer?
Mer: Those are all the catalogs for engagement rings.
Derek: What?!
Mer: If you can't find my ring in the damn woods then buy me a new one!
Derek: Seriously?!
Mer: Seriously!
April 13th, 2009 11:55 PM
Mer: I'll do that pile of work for you if you get my ring back right now.
April 13th, 2009 11:20 PM
Meredith: Derek! You do not have time to be managing Mark's nurse profiles!
April 13th, 2009 8:43 PM
Mer: Derek, I really don't feel up to sex in the boardroom right now, I know you've been waiting a while...
Derek: But wait, Mer...
Mer: I said no, I'm tired, I'm bloated from those beans & rice last night...
Derek: Mer you need to...
Mer: And I have an awful headache, so I really don't feel like it right now.
**on the conference phone** Addison & Private Practice group: Okay Derek, I think we'll get back to you later about the pregnant brain tumor patient thing, okay now, bye bye then.
April 13th, 2009 7:34 PM
Meredith: What the heck are all of these applications for?
Derek: Well, thanks to your sister, they are all female intern applicants asking Mark to "Teach me".
April 13th, 2009 7:25 PM
Meredith: What the hell are those??!!!!
Derek: Every stripper who applied to be at the bachelor party...... This one here her is name is Mistress Mandy!!!!!
Meredith: Hahaha...ha..ha yeah I think its time for me to leave the room now!!!!!!
April 13th, 2009 4:29 PM
just wondering... what's up with the horrible mentoins to hte people who have bad captions or something, im just wondering. and if it is, why are you dudes doing that?! not trying to be rude or anything, just wondering!
oh and by the way.... THAT'S NOT MY ENTRY! PLEASE DON'T PUT ME UP AS THE HORRIBLE MENTIONS! HHA!
April 13th, 2009 3:46 PM
Meredith: What the hell.. you have decided to marry me but i just cant look at the size of that prenup? You are crazy if you think im going to sign that.
April 13th, 2009 1:24 PM
Meredith-No! For the last time I did not steal your shampoo!
April 13th, 2009 9:07 AM
Mer: If you don't pick lunch from one of these take out menus in the next 5 minutes, I am ordering for you! Seriously, I'm starving here!
April 13th, 2009 8:57 AM
Derek: These are times I've helped you in a crisis, these are the times you've helped me in a crisis therefore you are still the dysfunctional one
Meredith: You called me in here for that?!
April 13th, 2009 12:00 AM
I love 11bkt it's so funny
April 12th, 2009 11:30 PM
Meredith: You are totally wearing my underwear!
Derek: I will not confirm or deny that allegation.
April 12th, 2009 11:04 PM
Sorry this is off topic for this caption contest...but didnt know where else to post it and thought everyone would like to know..
Have found out the release date for season 5 of greys on dvd is September 15 2009. AND on 2 websites have found the box art with a couple of extra things about it..
one of them..the box is slightly different..just a different arrangement of the cast.
Thought you would like to have a look :)
http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/news/Greys-Anatomy-Season-5/11494
http://www.amazon.com/Greys-Anatomy-Complete-Fifth-Season/dp/B001VPJZ0O/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_k2a_1_img/179-0295990-9512874?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-2&pf_rd_r=10ENM158K378QNYNVD7C&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_p=304485601&pf_rd_i=B0018CWEXK
April 12th, 2009 10:13 PM
Merideth: Look Derek we have a problem george wants more screen time
Derek: I know this on the right is the people that want him more on and this to the left is the people that also wants him back on since the pile wa too big
George ( not there) Look I dont even have screen time now
April 12th, 2009 9:55 PM
meredith: so this is the amount of times we've slept together, and this is the amount of times you slept with addison.
derek: that is correct
meredith: i guess i finally beat her at something
April 12th, 2009 4:13 PM
I love atheart282's and Callica_fan's! They're both hysterical!
April 12th, 2009 4:06 PM
Meredith: What are all these Derek?
Derek *thinking*: No this is the stuff for the elevator proposal.'
Derek: The pile on the left is the amount of times one of your roomates complained about our loud sex and the one on the right is the amount of times we complained about theirs.
Mer: You have way to much free time......
April 12th, 2009 12:19 PM
Derek: "Ok, what am I looking at here?"
Mer: "Well on your right are all the people who want you to shave your beard and on the left are the people who don't."
Derek: "Where does Owen stand on all this?"
Mer: "Seriously?!"
April 12th, 2009 11:21 AM
Mer: (singing) Cause you had your turn and now you gonna learn, what it really feels like to miss me..
If you like it then you should have put a ring on it..
Der: Single ladies huh?..you can't sing mer, and you ain't gonna make it to American Idol..