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April 12th, 2009 1:02 AM
Derek: No, Meredith.
Meredith: But Derek--
Derek: Meredith. I'm not going to pull your finger.
April 11th, 2009 10:02 PM
Mer: so you're the reason why christina and owen broke up!
der: i'm sorry mer,it just happened...I'm in love with him.
Mer: seriously?!
Der: yup! Seriously
April 11th, 2009 9:41 PM
Meredith: Ew, you know we can't do that in here, you can see through the windows!
April 11th, 2009 9:39 PM
Meredith: You're fired!
Derek: That was the worst Donald Trump impersonation I've ever seen!
April 11th, 2009 9:00 PM
What's that in your pocket Mer? It's the footage of YOU sleeping! Me? Yes you, and to prove that YOU are the one who snores!
April 11th, 2009 8:58 PM
Whatever you do Derek just make sure my panties DON'T end up on the bulletin board again!
April 11th, 2009 7:10 PM
Meredith - Derek, you need to tell me who you want to style your hair for the wedding!
Derek - I know...in all these folders are people I'm considering.
April 11th, 2009 7:07 PM
Derek - You wanna know why I wore this suit to work today.
Meredith - Why?
Derek - Because it's gonna take at least a season for Shonda to write our wedding into the story line, so I thought we would just go to Vegas and make it easier on her.
Meredith - Good idea! I'll go put on my dress....
April 11th, 2009 6:21 PM
Derek: "You know how I told you I'm not a thief? I think maybe I am."
Meredith: "Derek Christopher Shepherd!!!"
April 11th, 2009 5:42 PM
DER: Mer i have something to tell you addison wasn't my first wife she was my 30th
MER: Well seriously how do you get around to all of them
DER: I keep lots of glow in the dark condoms in my wallet.
MER: Well are you at least divoriced with all of them
DER: Still working on that but your still the one a want to get old with
April 11th, 2009 5:27 PM
Derek: "So,are the results in?"
Mer: "Yup- the stack of records on your left are men with hair better than yours, and the stack on your right are men with inferior hair to yours"
Derek: "Thank goodness! It had me really worried there for awhile!"
Mer: "YOU were worried? I'd be the one marrying you and wondering if I should have married someone with better hair than yours!"
April 11th, 2009 4:29 PM
Derek: Stop yelling at me, stress is bad for my hair.
April 11th, 2009 1:58 PM
Meredith: What are all of those files?
Derek: just a few ideas I have for Shonda, a 10-season plan which really just a few tweaks for MerDer...
Meredith: Tweaks? Seriously?!
Derek: we need some good hot scenes, right?
April 11th, 2009 1:49 PM
Derek: The pile on the right is all the people i've killed
Meredith: Killed how?
Derek: With cuteness
April 11th, 2009 1:19 PM
meredith: why are u soo sad all the time!
Derek: Why dont u strip for me
Meredith: what to u think i am.. a whore?
Derek: do you want me to answer that question?
April 11th, 2009 11:09 AM
Mer: So, what did you think of the plans I had for our dream wedding?
Derek: (looks disappointed) You did not include a budget for my hair products
April 11th, 2009 11:04 AM
Meredith: what the hell are these? (pointing on the files in front of Derek)
Derek: I have been thinking of the best way to propose to you, and these files contain the plans I had in mind. The chief thought the elevator would be a great idea, and so he helped me with it. He told me proposals should be made in such a grand gesture. It took me months asking other hospital employees and patients for their ideas, which I filed, and then it took me months to get you to say yes. So, for the proposal alone, it took me months..how long will it take for us to have our own wedding, mer?
April 11th, 2009 10:51 AM
Ellen: You better tell Shonda that she should give us the dream wedding i deserve this season, or else I'll quit..Chris and I got married at a city hall, and she wants us to do the same? No freaking way, that's just de ja vu..She better let me wear my wedding gown..and she better make it a church or garden wedding!!
Patrick: (after reading the storyline and scripts for upcoming episodes) I'm sorry..there will be no merder wedding..so no wedding gown for you El..
April 11th, 2009 10:01 AM
Meredith: You do this perfect elevator proposal to me and then expect me to wait till April 23 when we might not even get married?
Derek: At least you haven't seen your Dad in a while. Oh wait, hang on a minute, isn't he also coming on April 23?
April 11th, 2009 8:00 AM
mer: and what in gods name are all these??
der: this is all the people ive slept with and you see this pile over here
mer: yeah
der: well that is the pil eof all the inappropriate men you have slept with
mer: seriously!!
der: yes!!
mer: are you in that pile?
der: no! im not inappropriate!
April 11th, 2009 5:00 AM
Mer: What are these stack of papers for?
Der: Ummm....actually these are evidence of how much we have spent for our wedding preparation
Mer: Seriously?
Der: Seriously.
April 11th, 2009 4:19 AM
Mer: It better be our wedding on the 7th. We've waited 5 freakin seasons for this, read the scripts! I had issues but I finally said y...
Der: Meredith, we're not going anywhere. We're going to get our wedding. You'll just have to wait.
Mer: Seriously!?!
April 11th, 2009 12:43 AM
DR. Grey: That...Derek, is what I'm turning your freakin "Louisville Slugger" into after we get married!...Seriously.
Dr. Shepherd: Seriously?
Dr. Grey: SERIOUSLY!
April 10th, 2009 11:41 PM
I love brain babe's! That's hysterical!
April 10th, 2009 10:52 PM
mer- "Seriously?!
We have to sign all of this just to get married??"