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  1. Brain Babe

    Derek! If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times! You are NOT allowed to wear MY panties to work! Now hand them over!

  2. Dempeo87

    Derek: The pile on the left is the number of times addison and i slept together, and the pile on the right is the number of times you and i have slept together...
    Meredith: Well it looks like we have some catching up to do
    Derek: Well alright then. Lets get going..i think the fans would love that

  3. Dempeo87

    2Anthony4 amazing lol

  4. Anna

    Derek: Well I know its not the on call room, but what do you say?
    Meredith: Seriously?
    Derek: Seriously.

  5. McKate

    (The pile on the right has bills from all of the money Derek has spent on supplies for his hair, the left is Meredith's)
    Meredith: Seriously, that's why you're upset!?
    Derek: Well yeah- you're supposed to be the one spending a fortune on hair products, not me.
    Meredith: Seriously!

  6. McFanatic

    Meredith:So did you find the script?..is "the Wedding" OUR wedding?

  7. McFanatic

    Meredith:A prenup.Seriously?
    (hands her a pen)
    Derek:Seriously.
    Meredith:(while signing)Seriously!

  8. Lucky_7

    sorry for the grammar mistake

  9. Lucky_7

    Meredith : Who did allow you to change the story lines ?
    Derek : Well, I just wanted a bit more sex scenes and less of those episodes were I'm depressed because it really messes up my hair
    Meredith : Well I don't care about your hair but I agree with the sex part

  10. Lucky_7

    Meredith : Who did allow you to change the story lines ?
    Derek : Well, I just wanted a bit more sex scenes what is wrong with that
    Meredith : Well .... that isn't such a bad idea

  11. MerDer4ever561

    Derek : Why can't why do it now?
    Meredith: When you're done with your homework; then meet me in the on-call room

  12. MerDerLover101

    Meredith: I've looked through everything and I still can't figure out if it's us that's getting married.

    Derek: Well Ausiello said there'd be a hint to find out who it would be. I think it would be nice to have Izzie and Alex get married before us. She is really sick.

    Meredith: Boo freakin hoo. I did drown, remember?

  13. McDreamy's Susan

    Meredith: "What the heck are these?"
    Derek: "Well, if we're going to get married, I wanted to be honest with you---the pile on my right is all of the women I've slept with, and the pile on my left is all of the women Mark has slept with."
    Meredith: "OMG! YOU'RE actually the man-whore!"

  14. Joey

    LMAO 2Anthony4

    That's brilliant.

  15. 2Anthony4

    Derek:Meredith, I can't marry you. The pile on my left are all the patients you've killed.
    Meredith:Well, what about the pile on the right?
    Derek:Em.. They're the rest of the patients you've killed.

  16. Izzie

    Merideth- Now I am marring you beacuse of the hair and you want to shave your head

    Derek- Well at least im marrying you beacuse of you lavender smelling hair then you go and change condisiner

    Merideth- So it all comes down to the hair

  17. 2Anthony4

    love the second one Joey.

  18. Orly

    Meredith: So, what are the results?

    Derek: On the left is the women I slept with, On the right the men you slept with. I'm sorry Mer, but I've some catch up to do...

  19. Joey

    Derek: The pile on the right is patients who fell in love with me, the pile on the left are those who never... I need to step it up

  20. Joey

    Meredith: You had no right to do that
    Derek: These are notes from just ONE session with your therapist... what the hell has happened to you?!

  21. Joey

    Meredith: Look at them Derek... these are all the bills for hairgel. You need to cut back!

  22. Joey

    Meredith: I've looked through ALL the scripts and I still can't work out if we get married or not!

  23. daphoney

    mer- I'm just a girl Derek! A girl in love with a boy that has a God complex. Now u can sit here and play God over you silly piles of papers from the past or you can acknowledge that your ownly human and realize I'm wearing nothing under neath this lab coat and meet me in the on-call room in 5 min"

    Derek- " I think the fans have been deprived of a love scene long enough make it 3 min"

  24. AiLing

    Meredith: Now that we're engaged, I want to make this clear....
    1. You do not get to hit the ring with a bat again
    2. You do not get to sleep with other women
    *Derek nods*
    3. You are to acknowledge every contribution that I've made to your success so far (Derek glances at the magazine with major title 'The Sheperd Method' written on it)
    4. We are to remain celibrate until our wedding day.......
    Derek (suddenly) : Gosh, no!

  25. taryn

    merideth- derek, isn't it a little weird that every month you do backround checks on everygirl you've ever slept with?

    derek- i just want to make sure that im not missing any good ones by marrying you


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