Heroes

Heroes

Mondays 9:00 PM on NBC

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Heroes Caption Contest LXVIII Comments (Page 2)

71 Comments

  1. Sezza80

    Sylar: I just washed my hands of this show. How could they let me kill Nathan?!

  2. nathlar

    sylar i regret using nathans towel the places its touched *shudders*

  3. elpoep

    You finally washed your hands afterwards?

    Well, remember when you said "when pigs fly", well, swine flu!!

  4. Love

    Danko: I don't have the Swine Flu, it's just a cough! You don't need to wash your hands Every Single Time!!!

  5. P.J.

    Sylar: Well it looks like it time to cut out the pork!

    Danko: This has Maya written all over it!!

    Sylar: Say it ain't so, that chick freaks me out!!!

  6. P.J.

    Swine flu ain't got nothing on me Danko, baby!!

  7. P.J.

    Swine flu ain't got nothing me Danko, baby!!

  8. Lauren

    Danko: What were you doing in there?

    Sylar: Remember Monica...?

  9. Matt B

    Danko: Dammit stay out of my magazine cabinet!

  10. nathan

    Danko: I told you not to take towelie from south parks powers, your turning into a towel!
    Sylar: You're a towel!

  11. joshua

    Wash that hamster off real good... i ate a lot of corn this week!

  12. curiositykilledthecat

    sylar: didn't i ask for 100% egyptian cotton?

  13. snyders

    Sylar: Did you know this towell was once used to dry off Cindy Crawford? I know, I can see it's history.....nice.

  14. erich

    Danko: How was dinner?
    Sylar: Good...

    ...also, you look like a skeleton.

  15. erich

    Danko: What is that?
    Sylar: It's a... towel birdie! *caw... caw!*

  16. elpoep

    Look, I wasn't trying to say that your magic tricks are bad... I just want really want SOMEONE to kill Chris Angel!!!!

  17. Simon

    Sylar: Dammit, Dancing With the Stars is on?

    Danko: I hope that Filipino wins!!

    Sylar: You mean Lil' Kim!?!

  18. Daniel coombes


    Sylar: Did you know if you stand near that toilet right now you could have a family renuioun?
    Danko: Whys that?
    Sylar: Well like you the toilet looks like a pile of shit

  19. Daniel Coombes

    Sylar: I wouldnt go in there if i was you Danko. Boy do i regret just stealing that super scent power.

  20. Nina

    Danko: Hey, I also won the mathematics championship at highschool!

  21. Sam.JP

    Danko: What the hell?
    Sylar: Oh now the show is running out of cool powers they've resorted to giving me the mastery of Origami!

  22. italpAttaine

    Ваш пост навел меня на думки *ушел много думать* ...

  23. joshers

    ...and so, that was the Vulcan grip.

  24. elpoep

    Danko: who did you kill for that power?

    Sylar: I think her real name was Conchita, but we called her Bambi.

  25. elpoep

    Danko: Are you polishing your mother's snow globe?

    Syalr: What were you polishing???

    Danko: Don't come here in the middle of the night expecting to catch me off my guard!

    Sylar: I can smell the Jergens all over this *throws the towel to the ground*


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