Sylar: Dammit!!!
Danko: What?
Sylar: My hands shapeshifted into a towel again!!!
Danko: That happen often?
Sylar: Yeah. Yesterday my penis was a shoe horn for an hour!!!
Danko: oh....
Sylar: What?
Danko: please stop sharing things with me.
after an insane session of fisting Danko, Sylar washes his hands. No one wants to be known as Mr. Stinky fist.
MZBrink
April 23rd, 2009 9:22 PM
Sylar: Fine, I won't kill him, but I'm stealing this towel. Everybody will know to hide their towels when Sylar's in town!
MZBrink
April 23rd, 2009 9:19 PM
Sylar: If I were you, I wouldn't go in there for a while.
FanofMelinda
April 23rd, 2009 7:52 PM
Sylar explains the missing time between Seasons 1 and 2...: Then after Hiro stabbed me I went down a drain and killed his brother from the future who was also a time traveller. I went forward in time and was adopted by some beings called Vulcans and became a great man named Spock. Then I time trvelled back here with a guy named Kirk and he gave me this virus that made me lose my powers so I killed him...then I saw this hot red-head...
FanofMelinda
April 23rd, 2009 7:48 PM
Sylar: So then I said, ''Are you really my mother?'' and when she answered I knew there had been absolutely no point to Volume 3.
FanofMelinda
April 23rd, 2009 7:47 PM
Sylar: My hands won't stop shape-shifting into my father's!
FanofMelinda
April 23rd, 2009 7:46 PM
Danko: I...am your father!
FanofMelinda
April 23rd, 2009 7:44 PM
NEWS FLASH! To save money, Heroes starts hiring the actors to ad-lib their scenes! Sylar: I like this towel. I shall now proceed to de-brain Nathan Petrelli for it.
FanofMelinda
April 23rd, 2009 7:41 PM
Sylar: Just because I wash my hands for 60 seconds does not make me a germaphobe!
annabenham
April 23rd, 2009 7:17 PM
Danko-Did you use soap?
Sylar- yesss...
Danko- go and wash them again
Sylar: I can't bring Nathan back Peter, but I can sure as Hell swing a sledgehammer.
Rank: Extra
April 23rd, 2009 9:25 PM
Sylar: Dammit!!!
Danko: What?
Sylar: My hands shapeshifted into a towel again!!!
Danko: That happen often?
Sylar: Yeah. Yesterday my penis was a shoe horn for an hour!!!
Danko: oh....
Sylar: What?
Danko: please stop sharing things with me.
Rank: Extra
April 23rd, 2009 9:23 PM
after an insane session of fisting Danko, Sylar washes his hands. No one wants to be known as Mr. Stinky fist.
April 23rd, 2009 9:22 PM
Sylar: Fine, I won't kill him, but I'm stealing this towel. Everybody will know to hide their towels when Sylar's in town!
April 23rd, 2009 9:19 PM
Sylar: If I were you, I wouldn't go in there for a while.
April 23rd, 2009 7:52 PM
Sylar explains the missing time between Seasons 1 and 2...: Then after Hiro stabbed me I went down a drain and killed his brother from the future who was also a time traveller. I went forward in time and was adopted by some beings called Vulcans and became a great man named Spock. Then I time trvelled back here with a guy named Kirk and he gave me this virus that made me lose my powers so I killed him...then I saw this hot red-head...
April 23rd, 2009 7:48 PM
Sylar: So then I said, ''Are you really my mother?'' and when she answered I knew there had been absolutely no point to Volume 3.
April 23rd, 2009 7:47 PM
Sylar: My hands won't stop shape-shifting into my father's!
April 23rd, 2009 7:46 PM
Danko: I...am your father!
April 23rd, 2009 7:44 PM
NEWS FLASH! To save money, Heroes starts hiring the actors to ad-lib their scenes! Sylar: I like this towel. I shall now proceed to de-brain Nathan Petrelli for it.
April 23rd, 2009 7:41 PM
Sylar: Just because I wash my hands for 60 seconds does not make me a germaphobe!
April 23rd, 2009 7:17 PM
Danko-Did you use soap?
Sylar- yesss...
Danko- go and wash them again