OMG! Blair Hooked Up with Jack Bass!
Steve Marsi at .OMG! Blair + Jack Bass = gr8 gossip!!!
That's the sort of reaction we'd expect on Gossip Girl, if news of Blair's dalliance with Chuck's uncle were ever to leak out.
However, with Blair having moved on - or moved back, really - to Nate, E! Online reports that her deeds with Jack will soon come out... and "it barely makes a dent in the storyline."
No wonder Jack looks so relaxed. Perhaps he knew all along that his bedding of Blair would never be a big deal.
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