Best friend vs. best friend.
Former boss vs. former employer.
Mentor vs. student.
On last night's episode of The Office, Dwight and Michael engaged in an epic feud, spurred on by Dwight's newfound affection for Charles Minor.
Who got the best of it? Read our recap of "Heavy Competition" and find out!
We've collected a few of the best The Office quotes from this week below. Enjoy...
Michael: I have dibs. Do you respect dibs?
Dwight: (scoffs) I'm not a barbarian. | permalink
Pam: (watching Michael on the phone, consulting a Rolodex card) It took me a month to put all his Rolodex numbers into his Blackberry, which he now uses as a nightlight. | permalink
Michael: (talking to Dwight on phone) I want you to listen to me, friend, and I want you to listen to me good. I'm going to come at you, and I'm going to come at you hard. I'm going to steal all of your clients, and then I'm going to kill them in front of you. | permalink
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