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Two and a Half Men Recap: "Above Exalted Cyclops"

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On last night's fantastic Two and a Half Men, Alan became a little too lonely and took up the children's hobby of model cars.  When Chelsea and Charlie can't handle it anymore, Chelsea decides to set Alan up on a date.

Alan and His Model Cars

However, you'll never guess who her friend ended up being... so we'll tell you... it was Rose!  To avoid telling Chelsea about their past with Rose, they all pretended they've never met before for one of the most hilariously awkward dinners.

Find out what happened when Rose stirred up trouble in our "Above Exalted Cyclops" recap.

Now for some of our favorite Two and a Half Men quotes from the episode:

Waiter: ..and for you sir?
Alan: Whiskey, neat
Charlie: Since when did you drink hard liquor?
Alan: Since right now. I'd order crack if it was on the menu
Waiter: True dat | permalink
Alan: We need to talk about boundaries
Rose: It was just my pinky, Alan
Alan: No, that was fun | permalink
Chelsea [about Rose]: Fun personality right?
Alan: Unfortunately she six more of them | permalink

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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it

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