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30 Rock Quotes: "The Natural Order"

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Below you will find some of the best lines from last week's 30 Rock, "The Natural Order." It was another solid episode of what has become the funniest show on television.

Whether you missed it or just want to relive some of the best lines, prepare to laugh, and be sure to check out our full library of 30 Rock quotes from EVERY episode!

Ken Parcell
Kenneth: [on his pig] She went crazy. She bit off my nutsack, that I kept tied around my belt to feed the squirrels. | permalink
Jack: [on knowing his mom was out shopping] I know. My credit card company called to confirm my purchase of the book "Intercourse After Hip Surgery." | permalink
Jenna: Oh, I didn't know anyone was here. That wasn't me screaming in the bathroom. | permalink
Cerie: [to Liz] You know this food area is always the first place I go to look for you. | permalink
Tracy: Don't patronize me with your Celtic slang, Liz Lemon. | permalink
Jonathan: Evidently the concierge at the Plaza has a beard, and she'd rather not get raped. | permalink
Jack: [to Liz's offer of a hug] What is this, the Italian parliament. No, thank you? | permalink
Liz: 1959. Boy, it would've been fun to write back then. You could get away with crazy plot twists, because audiences were so much less sophisticated. | permalink
Jack: Have you ever been to Florida? It's a criminal population. It's America's Australia. | permalink
Jack: [on not confronting his dad] It's the biggest regret of my life, Lemon. And I once made love to Kathy Hilton. | permalink

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30 Rock Quotes

Happy Holidays...is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas- Avery and Jack.

Avery

Jack: You are both a disgrace to the Donaghy name!
Jack's Dad: It's pronounced "Don-a-fee," you lace-curtain half-an-Englishman!
Jack: When I think of all the things that I've been holding inside me that I wanted to say to you... [raises fists] Well now I'm gonna let "Saint Patrick" and "Saint Michael" DO MY TALKING FOR ME!
Jack's Dad: [raises fists] You'll have to get through "Tip O'Neill" and "Bobby Sands" first!
Eddie Donaghy: You call those fist names?! [raises fists] Say hello to "Bono" and "Sandra Day O'Connor!"
Jack: Those are the stupidest fist names I've ever heard.