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  1. sammy*

    Blair: I'm the best queen Constance has ever crowned !
    Penelope: you're the ONLY queen Constance has crowned.
    Blair: awww thank you!
    Penelope: *confused*

  2. RACOON EYEZ*

    B- OMG i haven't been this excited since i lost my virginity !
    C- *shouts* yea that's the face she made when she first saw my--
    N- CHUCK !
    C- precisely.

  3. JJ-NYC

    GG: Ahh look, Blair is finally getting the royal treatment she deserves. Don't think it was a surprise that she was crowned Queen. But better break out those crayons you used to color this fairy tale in your book, B, cause all that glitters it not gold. Just ask Mariah.

    You know you love me. XOXO

  4. brooklyn.

    Blair: throughout my entire life, i always knew this day would come. When all will hail the Queen and bow at her feet. I'm surprised it took this long for you peasants to worship thy-self but then again your brains are miniscule--
    Penelope: *coughs* times ticking...
    Blair: do you dare interrupt Queen Blair?! *scoffs* off with the witches head !

  5. wadda
    Rank: Extra

    Penelope: (grumbling) This is the last time I let Nelly Yuki talk me into something...
    Blair: You've been taking orders from a girl who willingly put on a fat suit? HA!

  6. Rune

    Blair: (sarcastic voice) Thanks Penelope, I knew I would win, (Blair being "nice" voice) as I always do

  7. Gemadenisse

    Blair: After tonight the old Blair will be death and buried...
    Penelope: I need an alibi!

  8. cbass_xoxo

    Duck, duck, GOOSE!!!!

  9. Gemadenisse

    Blair: I couldn´t...
    Penelope: Yes you can... Something this beautiful deserves to be seen in Someone worths it´s beauty.
    Blair: Take me NOW

  10. chair4evr

    Penelope: ill be taking this tiara. hmm. thats weird, its stuck to blairs hair. oh well looks like a bad hair day is coming blairs way...
    Blair: OUCH! MY HAIR!! you ruined it penelope. ruining my hair wont make nate love you. IM PROM QUEEN!

  11. shadow243
    Rank: Guest Star

    Wanted to try my last one again.

    Blair: Oh, it is such an honour to be your prom queen. I want to thank all those who voted for me. And for all those who attempted to cross me I will meet you in room 1802 for your punishment.
    Nate(offscreen): Isn't that your suite?
    Chuck(offscreen): Nathaniel, how many times do I have to tell you, Blair is yours. (to himself) Now, where did I put my signature scarf?
    Nate: Why do you need your scarf?
    Chuck: Oh no reason. I've just got a few things to...tie up with it.

  12. shadow243
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair: Oh, it is such an honour to be your prom queen. I want to thank all those who voted for me. And for all those who attempted to cross me I will meet you in room 1802 for your punishment.
    Yuki(offscreen): Does she mean us?
    Penelope: No, she doesn't know we tried to fix the ballots.
    Blair: I do now.

  13. shadow243
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair: I may be smiling now, minion but that doesn't mean I'm going to forget what you tried to do. I own prom and I own school, that also means I own you. If you want to get off easy then I suggest you and Dorota get accquainted - she knows what to do with those who cross me.
    Chuck(offscreen): Don't mention that woman around me, I wasn't able to get rid of those marks for days.
    Blair: It's not like you didn't deserve it. Now go away, I've got a minion to punish.
    Chuck: Well, you can punish me anytime.

    By the way, thanks Blair&Nate. Glad you thought my other one was funny. :D

  14. shadow243
    Rank: Guest Star

    Penelope: If your Queen Bee then why does your crown have a butterfly on it?

  15. Danielle

    B- Oh my god, i have everything; Nate, prom and a college! If only daddy could see me know!
    P- You may have the tiara but Archibald is mine Waldorf!Your tiara will be your downfall, die queen die!

  16. curlylove

    blair: omg u guys choose me to b yr queen again i'm so flattered
    penelope:who the hell voted for her we cheated. can i just smack her and that big grin off her face!!!

  17. Cath23

    To quote soapnet's awesome puppet recaps:

    "A tiara! That's like a headband... for a princess!"

  18. Chuckarina

    Penelope: Well now congratu...
    Blair: ZIP. The only thing not perfect is you crowning me...where is Elizabeth Taylor when you need her the most. Well, fake it Blair, smile away...

  19. wadda
    Rank: Extra

    Penelope: This is one of the most painful moments of my life.
    Blair: Please, it can't be more painful than that time you wore that hideous monstrosity you called a head band.

  20. LaLaLand

    Penelope: *thinking* I hate you.

  21. Blaire
    Rank: New User

    [Penelope thinking ] : Where's the damn bomb trigger ? Should have been right in the middle of that fake tiara !

  22. C'est Moi

    B: MINE! It's all mine!
    P: Would you like fries with that?

  23. GJP2
    Rank: Guest Star

    Thank you Luci-Marlena :)

  24. GJP2
    Rank: Guest Star

    Thanks Blair&Nate :D

  25. Blair&Nate
    Rank: Extra

    shadow243 Says:
    May 16th, 2009 1:15 PM

    Blair: For me! I'm touched.
    Chuck(offscreen): Not as touched as you're gonna be when I'm finished with you.
    Nate(offscreen): Dude! Come on!


    this one's hilarious too.


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