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Meredith: I can't do it in front of the ducky's!
May 11th, 2009 9:54 PM
Meredith: Today, Isobel Stevens stole my dress, my voice over, and my entire wedding. There is a good chance she will die in a week. FML
May 11th, 2009 7:43 PM
Mer: Just remember Iz, We're All In This Together
Izzie: Mer...... that's a high school musical song......
*Cristina breaks out in dance*
Mer: What the hell are you doing?
Cristina: Dancing it out.
*Mer joins her*
Izzie: Please guys, I am nauseous enough from the IL 2.....
May 11th, 2009 4:45 PM
Mer: Izzie, do you want to know the real reason i gave my wedding to you...
Izzie: yeah, sure.
Mer: * sigh * im having an affair with George!
Christina: pervert!
May 11th, 2009 3:35 PM
Cristina: Hey, who is getting the McWedding gifts?
Izzie: Well, I may not be here much longer...
Mer: I don't do McToaster ovens & such...
Cristina: My ex-Mcboyfriend is in counseling, so I'll probably be alone forever...
Izzie: Hey, why don't we give them to Callie - she's McBroke & in a McLesbian relationship?
Mer & Cristina: Sounds good!
May 11th, 2009 3:31 PM
Mer: This is YOUR big day now...
Izzie: Thank you so much, you don't know how much this means to me...
Cristina **thinking** I wonder which chick is getting the wedding presents?
May 11th, 2009 11:04 AM
Izzie: I know I had to thank you for all this, so I signed you up for a fat farm.
Mer: Izzie! Im not fat, im just pregnant!
Izzie: Oh, alright. Can I have your baby then?
May 10th, 2009 7:30 PM
Meredith: You look amazing.
Cristina: I know.
Izzie: She was talking to me.
Meredith: Ummm... no, I wasn't.
May 10th, 2009 7:28 PM
Izzie: No, really you've done enough. You should wait til Derek's credit card bill comes.
May 10th, 2009 6:32 PM
Izzie: Can I have your baby too? The thousands of dollars Derek payed for my wedding is just not enough. Neither is the fact that he saved my life. So just pop the baby out right now so I can have it before I die. I don't care if you're only like 4 months along, JUST GIVE ME THE FRICKIN BABY!
May 10th, 2009 6:22 PM
Meredith: Seriously, if you don't pay Derek back, I will kill you!
Izzie: Um, I'm gonna die anyway so...
May 10th, 2009 3:39 PM
Izzie: Hey, Mer, I know you gave me your wedding and all but...Cristina is my maid of honor.
Meredith: You're kidding right? Okay get out of MY dress.
May 10th, 2009 3:26 PM
Izzie: And I found this picture of me on some website last week, and it said underneath that my Mom was on facebook, and I checked and she was! And on there I found an appreciation group for me, and then there was a link to watch 'Greys Anatomy' online, and I thought it was just a porn video with you and Derek in it, but it was like, me getting married to Alex, and I threw up, but I thought it was just the chemo, and then there was Denny, and I was like 'no way! they can see him too!', and then I was bald, but Alex said I was hot, and then some pictures of me even more bald, and I looked really hot still, and some website called 'Greys Anatomy Insider' on it, and I thought it was another porn website of you, but it was all these spoilers, and one says that I was going to die some people thought, and I went to this caption contest, and there was a picture of me, on the laptop with the exact same expression I had! So I started getting really freaked out...
Meredith: Whatever was in he
May 10th, 2009 2:57 PM
Izzie - Mer! Please tell everyone the wedding is off...shouldn't be hard this being your second time ..
Mer - Don't do this izzie...please don't leave Alex at the altar
cristina - Damn it izzie! i thought it was only Denny...you are seeing Burke now! Is he around, I'll kill him..
May 10th, 2009 2:34 PM
Izzie: Don't look at me like that. You will NOT shave my eyebrows.
Mer: Or what?
Izzie: Or... I will summon Denny to kick your ass!!
May 10th, 2009 1:20 PM
*Izzie dreams of preparing for her big wedding and Meredith and Cristina being her bridesmaids*
*Izzie jolts up from her sleep*
Izzie: Damn!! I thought it was for real. What a perfect dream.
*Izzie tries to go back to sleep*
May 10th, 2009 10:57 AM
I liked McSmarty's priceless one :)
May 10th, 2009 10:06 AM
i'm really sorry to say this but seriously, this dress looks so much better on me mer.
May 10th, 2009 10:01 AM
Izzie: Mer, you could never pull this dress off.
May 10th, 2009 9:39 AM
Izzie: Oh... how wonderful!
Mer: Izzie... you are hallucinating again... despite she was chocked Cristina did not suffer enough brain damage to become one of those pink bridesmaid.
Cristina:Hey! I'm a purple one...
May 10th, 2009 9:36 AM
And here, we watch the rarest moment in all Greys Anatomy - Izzie being a lying little bi- *ahem* 'dog', planning Mer's wedding for herself and then stealing it. But an even more amazing point - Mer being oblivious to it.
May 10th, 2009 9:31 AM
Izzie: I was planning this wedding for myself all along anyway.
Meredith: I told Derek not to give you the credit card.
May 9th, 2009 11:14 PM
Cristina (to Mer): Do you think we have to shave her eyebrows off?
Mer: Nah, they'll just fall off soon like her hair.
Izzie: I can hear you you know
May 9th, 2009 11:08 PM
Izzie: Mer, do I look as stupid as you did in the dress?
May 9th, 2009 8:59 PM
i like McSmarty's Master Card one it was very funny
May 9th, 2009 6:29 PM
Meredith: For the sixteenth time Izzie, no matter how cancery your eyes are... Get your own McShepard!