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Meredith: I can't do it in front of the ducky's!
May 21st, 2009 1:43 AM
Derek: this is so sad. o'malley finally gets a storyline and it's killed by shonda, like she did to izzie
Alex: What!? Izzie dies too?. Men, I will never have a honeymoon if she dies. that's SAD!
May 21st, 2009 1:35 AM
Alex: I have a question, but I don't know if I should tell you...
Derek: come on, quickly, I have to go to the bathroom
Alex: you think Izzie can have sex? I mean...we're just married and she's going to die soon, so ...
May 21st, 2009 1:27 AM
Derek: I'm bankrupt
Alex: forget it. I will not pay you for that stupid fake wedding that I didn't request
May 21st, 2009 12:47 AM
Alex: seriously?!!
McDreamy: seriously...
Alex: no, but for serious?
McDreamy: fo serious bro.. go be with your wife...
Alex: i could say the same to you.. but seriously was that marriage post-it legit?
McDreamy:idk
Alex: well that makes 2 of us....
May 20th, 2009 9:43 PM
Alex: I wonder what you would look like bald.
Derek: Try that and you won't have to fake your testicular cancer because I'd kick you in the balls.
Okay...... I really suck at this :)
May 19th, 2009 11:24 PM
alex- dude i already told you, i can't pay for the freakin wedding until I come up with some touching essay about my testicular cancer and my teste being cut off.
derek- what
alex- its the only way to get that sappy accountant to give me a loan
May 19th, 2009 9:55 PM
Alex: Have you ever wondered-
Derek: About heaven?
Alex: NO! About what really is Kraft Dinner!
May 19th, 2009 5:55 PM
Alex: Can i ask you a serious question?
Derek: ummm, yeah sure. Is it about Izzie?
Alex: No, i just wanna no how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
May 19th, 2009 4:51 PM
Alex: "Hey, can I borrow a pillow? I need it for Izzy."
May 19th, 2009 4:39 PM
Der: did you hear Baily is being offered a job in peds.?
Alex: no... why?
Der: because, i could never see her in wheely sneekers...
( both shiver )
May 19th, 2009 4:23 PM
Alex: Dude, I thought we talked about the hair?
May 19th, 2009 1:17 PM
Alex: Look, just give me back the twenty!
Derek: So you want back the twenty that you owed your dead wife, after I paid for your whole wedding?
Alex: You know, I still have that footage from you and Mer's first night together...
May 19th, 2009 9:30 AM
Do you know who I am? I'm Derick freakin Sheppard. Back up off me!
May 19th, 2009 2:51 AM
Alex: AANNDD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOUUUUUU!!!
Derek: Look, just tell Izzie Ava's really pregnant and get over with it.
May 19th, 2009 2:49 AM
Derek: What about... McAwesome?
Alex: What?
Derek: McRockstar? McSupremey? McSlut?
Alex: Seriously, you McSuck at this.
Derek: Seriously?
Alex: Seriously.
May 19th, 2009 2:46 AM
Derek: So you think your hair is better than mine, right?
Alex: Yeah - SO much better.
Derek: Then why was I in a hair gel advert?
May 18th, 2009 8:37 PM
hey Derek, i have to leave now and get a life insurance policy before Izzie dies.
May 18th, 2009 8:27 PM
Alex: Seriously, your hair is not that great.
Derek: You cut me deep Karev.
May 18th, 2009 8:24 PM
Alex: Seriously, your hair isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Derek **thinking** I will not cry, I will not cry.
May 18th, 2009 2:27 PM
Dude...Where's my car?
May 18th, 2009 12:48 PM
Alex: Look man, I don't care if you gave me a beautiful wedding...you have GOT to stop eating my cereal! Seriously!
May 18th, 2009 12:15 PM
Alex: I think I`m in Love with merr
Derek: to late we just got sticky note married thats a bond that will last forever...
May 18th, 2009 11:19 AM
Just because I don't have your hair, doesn't mean I need your money too. I can pay for my own wedding, McCharity
May 17th, 2009 11:19 PM
Alex;So wait,O'Malley has an actual storyline now??
May 17th, 2009 9:29 PM
Alex: OK you have McDreamy and Sloan has McSteamy when do I get my name?