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May 16th, 2009 3:16 PM
Alex: Derek, I love you. So pick me. Choose me. Love me.
Derek: Dude, your not Meredith!
May 16th, 2009 3:08 PM
Alex: =(
Derek: Look, I know Izzie died loving her laptop more than you-
Alex: >:(
Derek: Well its true! And how she was having an affair with George-
Alex: :O
Derek: How could you have not heard? Anyway, using emotiocons won't help, but she did leave you $100000.
Alex: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Derek: Wow... at least when Denny left her $100000 she cried...
May 16th, 2009 3:02 PM
Alex: And with this ring, I wed thee-
Derek: Look, your voice is too pompous. Remember, Izzie's got to love your wedding, so practice a bit more.
Alex: I didn't say I was practising...
May 16th, 2009 2:31 PM
Alex: I love you, Derek Sheperd.
*Derek stares back at him*
Alex: What?
Derek: I'm gonna give you a hug.
*they hug*
May 16th, 2009 2:18 PM
Alex: So its settled. I'M to sexy for my shirt!
Derek: And I'm to sexy for this hair!
May 16th, 2009 1:12 PM
Alex: dude, i m not gonna pay u back from the wedding.
Derek: Why Nott?
Alex: Because u eat my cereal all the time so there were even
Derek: haha Whatever!
May 16th, 2009 12:18 PM
Alex : Help me get my wife back! I don't know I can function with her like this *Alex continues*
Derek *thinking*: Does this lab coat make me look fat?
May 16th, 2009 12:17 PM
Derek: YOU DID WHAT!?!?!
Alex: I'm sorry, but I just had to steal all your hair gels so you can be a regular man!
Derek: But I can't function without gel in my hair! Why do you think Meredith married me?
Alex: For your kind compassionate soul.....
Derek: NO! For my hair!
May 16th, 2009 12:13 PM
Alex: I challenge you to a duel!
Derek: I can't duel, my hair will get messed up!
Alex: Fine, Dance off it is!
Derek: 5,6,7,8!
May 16th, 2009 12:12 PM
Derek: I need the money you pretty much stole from me.
Alex: Why is this money so important to you?
Derek: How else do I afford my expensive hair gels?
May 16th, 2009 11:27 AM
Alex : " I told everyone that 007 nickname would come in handy, but no one ever listens"
May 16th, 2009 10:02 AM
Alex: No, I'm serious! This website has every tiny little detail about our lives! I mean, there's a CAPTION CONTEST with pictures from our everyday lives!
Derek: Karev, I was pretty sure you couldn't catch crazy, but...
May 16th, 2009 9:58 AM
Alex: I need your wedding ring. Izzie is dying and I did not get her one. so please?
Derek:You already owe me a huge bill Karev.Offering me another one night stand will not do it.I'm not falling for this one again. And besides I already have Hunt.
May 16th, 2009 9:37 AM
Alex: Five things you don't know about me...
Derek: Oh god, this again?
Alex: One, I'm in love with you. Two, I didn't really get married to Izzie. Three, I faked my way through med school. Four, I'm a transvestite. And five, I'm pregnant.
May 16th, 2009 9:33 AM
Alex:I shaved off izzie's hair, would you mind if we can have a spare of yours for her wigs?
Derek:Absolutely! But first you have to pay for my credit card bill.
May 16th, 2009 9:18 AM
Derek: We need to talk.
Alex: No we don't we're doing just fine with our relationship.
Derek: Thats the problem. I can't be involved with someone who has better hair then me. I'm sorry but it's over.
May 16th, 2009 9:11 AM
Derek: Alex, we need to talk.
Alex: Is this about our affair? Because no matter what, I still love you.
Derek: No, but look how much money I saved on hair products when I cut my hair!
May 16th, 2009 7:15 AM
Alex: When the chief said "Screw the DNR!", he didn't mean literally!
May 16th, 2009 7:14 AM
Derek: I DON'T look like i'm pregnant! My scrubs are just really baggy!
May 16th, 2009 7:13 AM
Alex: You did WHAT!?!?
Derek: It was AGES ago, we changed a crash victims face to look like Denny, and then when Ava went crazy we made her look like Izzie, and convinced her she was Izzie. Oh, and made that deer look like George.
Alex: So Ava, the deer and the crash victim is dead. But where is real Izzie and George?
Derek: Oh, their off playing 'Stevens Anatomy' in Russia. Oh, and they've been having an affair since season three.
May 16th, 2009 7:08 AM
Alex: C'mon! Now Izzie's screwing Denny and George in the afterlife, I need number 16 to cheer me up!
May 16th, 2009 5:52 AM
Alex: So about this wedding, what do you say we call it even. If she dies, I pay you nothing. If she lives....
I still pay you nothing
Derek:....
May 16th, 2009 5:00 AM
Alex: Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Because I will cry!! I just want to know what the hell it is you use on your hair!!
May 16th, 2009 1:38 AM
Derek: Don't worry- Izzie will pull through this, I know she will.
If Meredith has come back from the afterlife before, so can Izzie now. Trust me.
May 16th, 2009 1:36 AM
Alex: You take care of my wife, and I'll take care of yours.
Derek: Sure....wait....what did you just say?