Alex: "So, Shepard, I have a very important question about Izzie to ask you- I really need your opinion on this."
Derek: "Ok, go ahead."
Alex: "Would it be better and quicker to use a pillow or to give her too much morphine?"
Derek: "WHAT?"
Alex: "Did I say that out loud? Oh, umm, never mind!"
ChelseaFC
May 15th, 2009 5:16 PM
Derek:Can you believe that Shonda left us hangin like that?
Alex:Yeah seriously at least you don't have to wait like 3 months to find out if your wife kicks it or not.
amber lebarge
May 15th, 2009 5:15 PM
Alex: If she dies you dont get your money back for that wedding...just so were clear.
Derek: This is a beautiful day to save a life...and get my money back.
drcookchick
May 15th, 2009 5:14 PM
Alex: Seriously? Izzie and George are getting it on in the Seattle Grace heaven?
Derek: Izzie likes men in uniforms.
Izzie
May 15th, 2009 5:10 PM
Derek: You slept with my post it wife!!
alex: Not my fault im greiving for my dead wife plus she is so hot!!
Jeremy
May 15th, 2009 4:55 PM
Alex: Seriously man, Izzie & I were just joking about that whole 'mastercard/priceless' comment...
Jeremy
May 15th, 2009 4:53 PM
Alex: Seriously...you don't know what snooching is?
RyAnn
May 15th, 2009 4:37 PM
Excuse me, what the heck did you just say Derek...
AiLing
May 15th, 2009 4:35 PM
Alex: You better make sure that Izzie comes out of the surgery alive, or else.....I'll rip your Dreamy hair off.
Amanda
May 15th, 2009 4:23 PM
Alex: So my marrige was stupid because the bride was sick and yours wasn't even a real one.
Derek: The only worse thing now would be if this season ends with a cliffhanger that is totally unimaginative adn everyone saw comming.
Zennish
May 15th, 2009 4:14 PM
Don't kill my wife man, we need both our salaries to pay you back.
Dempeo87
May 15th, 2009 4:08 PM
Alex: I have a problem
Derek: What's up?
Alex: Im constipated...
Derek: Ya marriage will do that to you..all you can do is embrace it.
2Anthony4
May 15th, 2009 4:02 PM
Derek:Alex, I'm pregnant.
missy crace
May 15th, 2009 3:59 PM
This is your wife you can't just think about yourself know grow up
investigative_sponge
May 15th, 2009 3:56 PM
alex: look man, the sex is way better when she is sick, can we just wait a week or two to do the operation??
marriedmymcdreamy
May 15th, 2009 3:54 PM
Alex: Come on dude!
Derek: No! I am not going to suffocate Izzie with a pillow! My hair might get messed up in the struggle.
Kassandra
May 15th, 2009 3:51 PM
Alex: I love you. I don't ever want to live with out you, you changed my life.
marriedmymcdreamy
May 15th, 2009 3:39 PM
Alex: Seriously?! You want the money for the wedding back now?
May 15th, 2009 6:16 PM
Alex: "So, Shepard, I have a very important question about Izzie to ask you- I really need your opinion on this."
Derek: "Ok, go ahead."
Alex: "Would it be better and quicker to use a pillow or to give her too much morphine?"
Derek: "WHAT?"
Alex: "Did I say that out loud? Oh, umm, never mind!"
May 15th, 2009 5:16 PM
Derek:Can you believe that Shonda left us hangin like that?
Alex:Yeah seriously at least you don't have to wait like 3 months to find out if your wife kicks it or not.
May 15th, 2009 5:15 PM
Alex: If she dies you dont get your money back for that wedding...just so were clear.
Derek: This is a beautiful day to save a life...and get my money back.
May 15th, 2009 5:14 PM
Alex: Seriously? Izzie and George are getting it on in the Seattle Grace heaven?
Derek: Izzie likes men in uniforms.
May 15th, 2009 5:10 PM
Derek: You slept with my post it wife!!
alex: Not my fault im greiving for my dead wife plus she is so hot!!
May 15th, 2009 4:55 PM
Alex: Seriously man, Izzie & I were just joking about that whole 'mastercard/priceless' comment...
May 15th, 2009 4:53 PM
Alex: Seriously...you don't know what snooching is?
May 15th, 2009 4:37 PM
Excuse me, what the heck did you just say Derek...
May 15th, 2009 4:35 PM
Alex: You better make sure that Izzie comes out of the surgery alive, or else.....I'll rip your Dreamy hair off.
May 15th, 2009 4:23 PM
Alex: So my marrige was stupid because the bride was sick and yours wasn't even a real one.
Derek: The only worse thing now would be if this season ends with a cliffhanger that is totally unimaginative adn everyone saw comming.
May 15th, 2009 4:14 PM
Don't kill my wife man, we need both our salaries to pay you back.
May 15th, 2009 4:08 PM
Alex: I have a problem
Derek: What's up?
Alex: Im constipated...
Derek: Ya marriage will do that to you..all you can do is embrace it.
May 15th, 2009 4:02 PM
Derek:Alex, I'm pregnant.
May 15th, 2009 3:59 PM
This is your wife you can't just think about yourself know grow up
May 15th, 2009 3:56 PM
alex: look man, the sex is way better when she is sick, can we just wait a week or two to do the operation??
May 15th, 2009 3:54 PM
Alex: Come on dude!
Derek: No! I am not going to suffocate Izzie with a pillow! My hair might get messed up in the struggle.
May 15th, 2009 3:51 PM
Alex: I love you. I don't ever want to live with out you, you changed my life.
May 15th, 2009 3:39 PM
Alex: Seriously?! You want the money for the wedding back now?
May 15th, 2009 3:35 PM
Sorry man, Im taken
May 15th, 2009 3:35 PM
You want me to do WHAT!?!?!?!
May 15th, 2009 3:34 PM
I'm not only the president, i'm also a client